Clavis_Apocalypticae       07-01-2005, 04:25 pm

A safari hat? LAL
I'm picturing that probably looks like a bowling ball with a dinner plate on it...have fun, you goofy fuks. Wear your sunscreen.

uart       07-02-2005, 12:54 pm

Seacrest out?

Last person to say that on the Swarm was Sofickingwat, and he likes being roto-rootered by teh shemales.

ghostrider       07-02-2005, 01:03 pm

aqua seafoam shame on you

Steel       07-05-2005, 04:53 pm

A small addition to the LIVE 8 journal.

First of all I would like to give thanks and a shout out to the millions of dying children in Africa that made this concert happen. Without their sacrifice, thousands of us in Barrie Ontario last Saturday would not have gotten to see the following Live Acts rawking out:

African Guitar Summit, Barenaked Ladies, Blue Rodeo, Bruce Cockburn, Bryan Adams, The Bachman Cummings Band, Celine Dion, Deep Purple, Run DMC, Gordon Lightfoot, Great Big Sea, Jann Arden, Jet, Motley Crue, Our Lady Peace, Sam Roberts, Simple Plan, The Tragically Hip and Tom Cochrane .

But to backtrack, I will start this story where every great story should begin... The night before the Big Day.

So LK and I had done a lot of driving Friday night and happened to be in Toronto where my flaming brother lives. We had originally planned to crash at my bros place (dispite being reminded plenty of times by LK that his sex appeal was high in the gay community and that he was expecting to be raped many times throughout the night) and make the one hour trek to Barrie the following morning for the concert.

After talking to my borther, he mentioned that according to the news media, the 1 hour trip may turn into a 4 hour trip due to the increased traffic. We made the decision to go ahead and drive down to Barrie and stay in a hotel, even though we were tired and attempt to beat the swarm.

So we make it to Barrie, but all the hotels are booked. LK takes over driving as I am wiped and he thinks he knows a hotel where we can crash for a few hours. We drive about another 1/2 hr past Barrie and find that all the hotels in LKs previous home town are completely booked. The clerk even snidely remarks that even the hotels another hour away from where we were are all booked and we were crazy for not booking in advance. Prick.

NO Problem we say. We will sleep in the car....

Oh the HORROR! I know I may have my faults, but there is a reason I attempt to not sleep in the vicinity on LK. I suppose one could say that he snores, but that would do an injustice to the Jet Engines which are quieter than the evil sound that emenates from this man.

So I'm sleeping outside of the car in the dirt when LK wakes up and suggests I get back in the car... God bless the dude...I drive us back to Barrie and he gets out of the car to take a stroll while I sleep...

That was basically the crappiest part of the story. We stood in line for a long time but still made it into the park earlier than most. We found a sweet spot in the shade of a grove of trees. We couldn't see the live acts or the jumbotrons, but we relaxed in the shade and listened to a good number of bands.

Oh one funny note. I'm not sure if this made it to TV but I really hope so as it was supposed to be live.... When the announced that Celine Dion was up next live from a Satellite Uplink in Vegas, 40,000 Canadians booo'ed the shit out of her... Pretty funny... They only ended up having her sing one song as opposed to the 3-4 songs everyone else sang.

Well, that is the end of my entry but I leave everyone with a thought.

I hate seeing people die needlessly but the statistic is that a child dies every three seconds in Africa from Starvation or Disease that could be treated easily with donations. Now we have to assume that adults and seniors are also dying for the same reasons, but I guess it's sexier to care for children and not all ages.

Anyhoo... My question is... Whois thinking of the consequences of saving all these people, will they all get the opportunity to be educated and be useful? Or just alive and well fed? What will happen if Africas population starts to boom?

Steel       07-05-2005, 04:53 pm

Woo did I say "small addition"?

ghostrider       07-05-2005, 08:06 pm

did Bruce Cockburn play 'If I had A Rocket Launcher' ?

vasudeva       07-05-2005, 09:05 pm

We had originally planned to crash at my bros place (dispite being reminded plenty of times by LK that his sex appeal was high in the gay community

It's the eyes. They're so kind and welcoming, like those of a dead, but very soft, deer.



there is a reason I attempt to not sleep in the vicinity on LK. I suppose one could say that he snores, but that would do an injustice to the Jet Engines which are quieter than the evil sound that emenates from this man.

Hahaha.

So it's not just me, then. HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR TURN SUCKING FROM THE FIREHOSE OF SNARLSOUND.



I hate seeing people die needlessly but the statistic is that a child dies every three seconds in Africa from Starvation or Disease that could be treated easily with donations. Now we have to assume that adults and seniors are also dying for the same reasons, but I guess it's sexier to care for children and not all ages.

Dunno. Talk to dreymers.

vasudeva       07-05-2005, 09:07 pm

even though we were tired and attempt to beat the swarm.

!!

vladtweano       07-06-2005, 07:58 am

So I'm sleeping outside of the car in the dirt
^COMEDY^

LORDKAHUNA       07-06-2005, 08:44 am

Ghostie: Cockburn did indeed play that song (sooperrad)

Seeing that I've known steel since he was a fetus, my snoring was no secret, not to mention that it scares off bears (safety first).

Steel       07-06-2005, 06:15 pm

I repress the snoring memories as, luckily, I don't have to sleep with LK very often.

LORDKAHUNA       07-06-2005, 09:10 pm

I am so going to regret you saying that, fag.
Dude, where are the pics of the snagglebeast!

hobo       07-07-2005, 04:37 pm

I hope while you were sleeping in the dirt, LK tea-bagged you.

Steel       07-07-2005, 04:54 pm

Umm... No he didn't hobo... and now, on with the show.


Oh my God!! I almost forgot to Share another little tid bit.

So LK was enjoying himself so much at the Live 8 that he was having a little nap :) The music was so loud no one was bothered!

So anyways, while he is asleep this old couple sits down kind of in front of us and they are getting amorous. The dude leaves for about 20 min and the old woman kind of hunkers down. I really didn't notice as I was standing, watching the crowd full of hotness.

LK wakes from his nap, staring directly into the most horid abyss EVAR!

He kicks me in the leg to get my attention, as I look down I see his twisted face of revultion, I follow his look to see what has got him shaken up so much...

I start killing myself laughing!! We look at each other again, we almost can't stop laughing. We gathered ourselves quickly as we have a responsibility to the Swarm to take photographic evidence.

Once again, imagine you are LK, sleeping peacefully, your eyes flutter open and see....





Did LK have any choise but to do the following? I think not...

Clavis_Apocalypticae       07-07-2005, 05:27 pm

That probably would have been more funny if the pictures were larger than a fuking POSTAGE STAMP!

What'd you use to shoot those, a clowncamera?

Steel       07-07-2005, 05:40 pm

Sorry,

I have uploaded the pics to a Yahoo album. Go here to view larger pics of this monstrosity, you sick people!

Link to Bigger Pics

truenative       07-07-2005, 06:31 pm

That abyss makes me shudder but with the good must occasionally come the bad. Speaking of duty to the swarm, where are the pictures of the hotness?