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Work Funnay
06-24-2005 at 05:29 pm


Sometimes work can be funny.

Girl at work: "I was gonna go out to Bennie's tonight but I don't really feel good, but I know the bouncer Mike and he's expecting me to be there so I should probably call him and let him know."
Guy at work: "Hmm... You MIGHT have a drinking problem if you call in sick to the bar."

Teh lolz0rz.
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hobo       06-24-2005, 05:42 pm
"NORM" The crowd at Cheers yells.
Coach says, " Hey Normie how ya doing?"
Norm Replies, " Poor"
Coach, "Really?, Whats wrong?"

Norm, "NO NO NO, POUR BEER"


BeachGoat       06-25-2005, 02:55 am





The other night, Gumby's dad came in and got shit faced at the bar, then signed his check "Pokey".

We made him sign it over as himself....



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