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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | WOO HOO More Shitter options for me! 06-23-2005 at 01:56 pm
So in our building of 500+ people the ratio of men to women has to be 9:1.
The amount of shitters for men = 3
The amount of shitters for women = Unknown ( I don't know any men who have even unravelled the mystery of the women's bathroom.
Well my friends I am about to embark on a journy into the unknown, now that upper management has finally realized the shitter issue and sent the following email.
"Big Changes for {insert building name here}!
Good Afternoon:
As many of you have noted our washroom facilities in {insert building name here} do not meet our requirements based on the number of male versus female employees working in {insert building name here}. After studying the situation with our Facilities team and with OD, we have arrived at the following solution.
Effective Monday morning, June 27th, the current Women’s washroom located on the ground floor in the main Support area (by the Supply Room), will be converted to a Men’s washroom. This will result in both washrooms located in the main Support area being Men’s washrooms. The Men and Women’s washrooms located at the front of {insert building name here} by the kitchen will remain as is.
I apologize in advance for asking the female members working in main Support area to have to walk the extra steps to the front of the building, but based on our employee stats and existing facilities this is our only option.
In addition to this change, Facilities has been adding additional supplies in some of the washrooms to accommodate the number of visitors. The Dayporter service has also been extended to weekends and holidays to clean the facilities and restock supplies.
I trust this will alleviate the concerns raised by many of you. Watch for the new washroom signage on Monday. Thanks in advance for your support."
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm ready...More shitters... I'm ready.... More Shitters - SpongeBob
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truenative 06-23-2005, 03:08 pm
Well women don't shit as far as I know anyway. Enjoy your alone time in your new office.
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tricky 06-23-2005, 03:40 pm
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky lucky.
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ghostrider 06-23-2005, 05:09 pm
women's bathrooms give me a painful, long lasting erection. but they have to be sparkly clean and empty
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Wotak 06-23-2005, 05:19 pm
As I sit here reading this, I try to imagine just exactly what type of FUCKWAD has such a bullshit job that they actually have TIME to gather statistics on office bathroom usage, realize there's a problem and then dream up an idiotic solution to a manufactured "problem"...
I'll bet that motherfucker makes 200K a year, too.
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davef62 06-23-2005, 10:53 pm
write random shit on the walls and make it look like the chicks did it .
write stuff about yourself that will make everyone bow down to you.. thats what i would do.
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darkness 06-23-2005, 10:54 pm
that's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard, Dave
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Dumbskull 06-24-2005, 12:23 am
It a a guy (with a small penix) thing.
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government_death_robot 06-24-2005, 12:56 am
Girls don't need a lot of restrooms.
They just need one big one so they can all go together and play shuffleboard or ride teeter-totters, or whatever women do in the bathroom.
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davef62 06-24-2005, 01:02 am
Darkness:
i guess you never went into the girls bathroom and wrote " for a good time call " with your number.
i know i have.. be suprised at the amount of drunk chicks call with there friends just to see if it works and who is on the other line..
i miss living in a college town lol
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government_death_robot 06-24-2005, 01:58 am
One time I went into the women's restroom and wrote, "FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL 1-800-I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE PEEP HOLE LOCATED ON THE EASTERNMOST WALL OF THIS RESTROOM FACILITY"
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davef62 06-24-2005, 02:27 am
best one i seen was " why you looking here??? the joke is in your hand"
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shitbox 06-25-2005, 11:57 am
"Watch for the new washroom signage on Monday."
Signage? I GAURANTEE this fucktard makes 200k a year. Idiot.
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BeachGoat 06-26-2005, 11:48 am
I sense an impending toilet paper crisis...
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Acidburn 06-26-2005, 12:54 pm
Suprising that in a building of that size thee isn't a "Mystery shitter".
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Steel 06-27-2005, 07:02 am
Oh God Bless them!
I thought I would leave an update as a men's sign has now replaced the women's sign of OUR new bathroom.
There are 6 shitters in there! 6! We only had 1 Stall and 2 Urinals before.
Steel: Now will 200% more shitting location options.
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