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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | GOOD JOB 06-10-2005 at 04:45 pm
Today was a banner day for the efficiency expert, budgets were slashed, manpower reduced, villages burned, ponytail taxes were levied. Sitting hungrily around our business lunches with bargaining agreements tucked into our shirt-fronts we planned the demise of dreams.
EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Cancel:
Christmas
Teeth
Comprehensive happiness
Car payments
Chicken Salad
Recess
Ballon Rides
Waterslide rides
*Buzz*
My soul becons from it's convient hip holster, promising firm dry handshakes for a job well done.
*BILE*

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freakmachine 06-10-2005, 06:54 pm
Second comment.
The axe is a cold hearted bitch. :(
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ghostrider 06-10-2005, 07:10 pm
there is a silver lining here, LK. teh weif is in D.C. for the weekend, so i download my granny porn and masturbate like a chimpanzee without all the furtive manuvers usually associated with doing so.
AREN'T YOU HAPPY FOR ME ?
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dragonstaff 06-10-2005, 08:39 pm
If this happened today, why does the time tick on your blackberry thing show 'today' to be the 21st of May?
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ghostrider 06-10-2005, 08:53 pm
you're just asking for a world of hurt, dragon.
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MOMAD 06-10-2005, 10:04 pm
Don't you ever, EVER cancel chicken salad!
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hobo 06-11-2005, 07:06 am
i can get you a job in america. as long as you don't mind removing asbestos.
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LORDKAHUNA 06-11-2005, 01:00 pm
Thx bobo, but LK keeps his job and gains xp by paving the way for others to lose theirs.
LK = efficiency expert
:(
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Dumbskull 06-11-2005, 10:24 pm
You suddenly find you are going to be one of the last ones standing on top of a soulless corporate machine that takes food and candy from the mouths of hungry Canadian babies. Your circle of friends is going to get much smaller. It sucks to be you.
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