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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Booze vs. STEEL 05-08-2005 at 11:37 am
Gather round children, let me spin you a tale about Steel’s BIG NIGHT OF DRINKING.
…er…scratch that.
Let me tell you a story about STEEL, THE PUKE DISPENSING MEAT NOZZLE.
Yesterday, Steel and I had a 14 hour workday ahead of us, I picked him up at his place promptly at 8 am, only to find him fast asleep (fuker!). I went ahead and loaded the our tools into my SUV, and when I returned Steel was cleaning an impressive pile of puke in front of his toilet (I guess he was sitting on the can and trying to set some sort of distance record.
Steel was nursing one GIANT MUTHERFUKING HANGOVER, so being the nice guy that I was, I poured him into the truck and treated him to one of these (teehee).
LK: “cmon dude you gotta eat something”
Steel: “GAK!”
After we drove about 15 minutes Steel promptly puked into the McDonalds bag that delivered the offending product, the bag was not up to the task, and Steel inadvertently turned my Sportage into a rolling biohazard.
But fate smiled on me this day, I had brought my digital camera, Enjoy!
Steel chums the side pocket of my door.
And the countryside.
Renders a KICKASS novel, unreadable.
Even in the face of death, Steel can send email, thanks to the Blackberry gunslinger’s rig.
HAHA, YER FUKFINGER WILL NOT FOIL MY PHOTOJOURNALISTIC EXCELLENCE.
Mirth.
Anger, and pain.
Steel needed new duds to replace his puke garmets.
QUIT ACTING LIKE A VAGINA AND PICK A SHIRT ALREADY.
Haha, you sad little faggot.
Clean it, clean it real nice, that’s it.
Whats this? MOAR PUKE!
This was the little bag full of puke he collected before I pulled over, didn’t spill a drop, I was very proud.
CMON LETS GO, WE ARE BURNING DAYLIGHT!
14 hours later, good to go.
Steel swears revenge, I remain unafraid.
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vasudeva 05-08-2005, 12:38 pm
LET NO MAN FALL BY THE WAYSIDE! PUKE FOR ALL! UP THE IRONS!
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Clavis_Apocalypticae 05-08-2005, 07:32 pm
A fine Kodak moment, gents.
Initially I thought this was gonna be 1-0-0, Booze =Teh WINNAR. Unfortunately, I'm gonna call this one 0-0-1; rematch at a time and place of Steel's choosing. My money's on Booze.
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vladtweano 05-09-2005, 08:08 am
Mirth.
best. caption. ever.
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Heather 05-09-2005, 01:14 pm
Poor Steel.
LK you are a true friend. But your enjoyment is boggling. I cannot imagine taking pictures of a friend puking.
I would experience no mirth either, I'd be pissed if my friend hurled all over my nice new sportage.
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shitbox 05-09-2005, 05:36 pm
Ahhhhh, i love alkaholicks....
That means i love myself.
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S_marie 05-09-2005, 09:21 pm
That why if im gonna puke i try and puke the night of drinking. Of course if thats the case then i would probably end up puking in my shoe only to pass out lying on top of it just so i can wake up in the morning and not be able to find my bra.
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LORDKAHUNA 05-09-2005, 09:27 pm
^WOOT, SUPARTERRIFIC PARTY GIRL.
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dent 05-11-2005, 01:01 am
Hunes, you simply just fucking rule.
Don't be jealous: Vas and Lefen, as you are still my "HOW TO ROCK THE FUCK OUT" advisor and my britishbanana.
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