I flew from Florida to spend 24 hours in Boston for the BBP5.1. Even after looking at the pics, this is basically all my memory has:
I am on my way to the hotel and mundhra is apparently venturing out to find me. I somehow bypass him and get to the hotel around 3, meet LBP and goatse in the lobby, go up to the room and greet everyone I know, and meet someone I don't (chex). Then we go to a bar, but not before meeting and hugging someone on the street while still being almost unsure of where mundhra is. We get to the bar ("greastest") and half the group leaves to move vasudeva's car. Just before they return I ask LBP what the hell happened to mundhra. She explains that the guy I met and hugged was not mundhra, but Kahuna. I'm baffelled that I seriously thought someone I'd never seen before might be someone I have seen before, meaning my mind must be really fuking skewered to believe mund went through such a transformation. Then I see mundrha walk in and I'm like holy shit, he does look drastically different, but in a different kind of way. I'm so confused, and I'm on my first fuking beer. Then he starts talking about milking and herding cattle. An hour into the BBP and I'm totally fuking looped. Fuk u, mundhra. Then Loki goes up to the second floor and starts taking pics of us girls' tits from his phone. Fuk u, LOki. Hotel, Hong Kong, something else, whut?
That's pretty much it, cuz after that I was boozed up and before I knew it, I was right back at the airport.
Here are some highlights though:
1. Those friends of mine that hated feet? We totally weirded them out, and I could not be happier about it.
2. Kahuna escaped a knifing or two by explaining that he was Canadian. This occured several times, all times successful.
3. Chex has a cute butt.
4. I think I puked up one of those turpentine vodka shots and forgot about it so quickly that i went right back and did another one. My memory of this is such that could easily have been just a dream, so I can't say anything for certain.
5. The sad camper pic ownz my harts.
6. Get the rock, mund.
7. Who did I wind up giving the blue giraffe to?
8. Did I just imagine that blue giraffe?
9. Loki endorses suicide 110%.
10. Chex, goatse and I went to the corner store. Some gross guy started hitting on me and then saw me shoot goatse a "help me" glance. Creepy guy says "oh, is that your boyfriend?" to which goatse replies "I'm not her boyfriend, I'm just *tonight*". Someone should invent a medal for that sort of glorious asshatery.
11. We were asleep or about to be when suddenly the lights came on and vas, mog, mund, - kahuna too? not sure - sat down and started eating burritos. I think this was like 4 am or something. Hilarity is all I remember. That and the smell of burritos in the morning.

I got up for work, in Florida, the next morning wondering if anything that happened that weekend actually happened. That's why this BBP birthed the quote, "What's happens at the BBP, stays at the BBP." Thanks, everyone - you all rock (and suck) :)