fuckface - 02/13
I put on my asshat and cock-robe

UnkleDad - 02/13
i seal every orifice in your body with dried semen, except for your asshole.

fuckface - 02/13
I sit upon my throne of young Asian girls and smoke a pipe of dried feces

UnkleDad - 02/13
i keep pumping your asshole with air until your intestines blow up in front of you. then i proceed to fuck the hole in your stomach.

fuckface - 02/13
I scoop up some of the blood and guts and shit on the ground and paint a touching mural which helps bring the Crips and Bloods together and ends gang violence.

UnkleDad - 02/13
in appreciation, i hang you from the ceiling by your eyelids, then i proceed to skullfuck you throuhg your eye cavities.

fuckface - 02/13
I fix the broken ceiling fan while I'm up there by improvising a new fastener with pieces of eyeball and dried semen.

UnkleDad - 02/13
daddy daddy what is dat hanging like a criket bat son son naughty boy thats ur momas favorite TOOOY

fuckface - 02/13
I masturbate furiously to the feeling of my spine being twisted out my asshole and the hole being filled with dead fish.

UnkleDad - 02/13
to prop you up i shove a 12 gage shotty up your arsehole. the pungent discharge from your ass lubricates the shotty and you slide down . the discharge trickles

UnkleDad - 02/13
down to my arm. i react by firing two shots which shatter your colon and cause you to compress like an acordeon

fuckface - 02/13
I reach down and pull the trigger, shooting pellets up my asshole through my mouth killing several ducks that you released and winning a hunting trophy.

UnkleDad - 02/13
i chop 2 fingers off your left hand and hammer them up your nostrils. then i lay you on the floor and shit diarea on your face and in your mouth.

UnkleDad - 02/13
diareah fills up your lungs so now youre coughing chunks of yesterdays burritos.

fuckface - 02/13
I measure two cupfuls of the diareah/fingers/burrito mix and make an award-winning bakery delight. Of course, the fools who eat it don't know I jizzed in it.

UnkleDad - 02/13
i chisel the yeast infection off your mothers sore pussy then grind it into a smooth luxurious cream.that i sell to you as acne treatment that u must use daily

fuckface - 02/13
The cream doesn't work and a gigantic pimple grows on my perforated anus and I stomp on it creating a splash that paints the wall and saves money on paint.

fuckface - 02/13
I buy several lollipops with the extra money.

UnkleDad - 02/13
i seal the perforation using a saw and two paperclips. of course i insert a rat before sealing. the rat eats the inside of your eyes and most of ur brain

UnkleDad - 02/13
i then proceed to steal your money and sell u to a farm as a fuckhole for horny horses. your arse goes thru the hole in the wall while horses in heat assrape

fuckface - 02/13
I pull the scraped-out, soulless, spineless corpse of myself up into a heroic death pose that wins a photographer an award for taking photos of heroic-looking corpses.

fuckface - 02/13
I bathe the bones of my former self in horse semen every night, ensuring their lasting ivory-white beauty.

fuckface - 02/13
My rotting body and maggot-infested frame provides a handy make out spot for squirrels, whom you enjoy fisting.

UnkleDad - 02/13
i grind you and the squirels in a powermixer into a delectable paste that i dontat generously to the mcdonals corporation as generic meat

fuckface - 02/13
My body is no more, an abused fucktoy, it has given way to the dust from whence it came. Ants enjoy coating their dicks with the dust and sodomizing each other.

fuckface - 02/13
Well hell, I hope that was good for you. I'm going to bed.

UnkleDad - 02/13
lol good stuff man. good night, you armpit pickled sewer dwelling cerebral penis