This could very well turn into a very long post. There is a back story to it which I will provide shortly. Bottom line is I got some jealous-boyfriend-rage from someone who found me sexy chatting with his GF (there is back story, remember). Spaeking of backstory, here it is:

So there is this friend of the family, lets call her MOEISHA for reasons of anomymity. Don't worry, the asshat boyfriends name, and email address will be fully disclosed. She is pretty damn hot, 30, and .. here is the one negative ... has a kid. She's been dating this one guy on and off for 7 or 8 years. Things finally go to shit, she kicks him out, and I move in for the kill. We talk online from time to time, email, but nothing that serious. (yeah i know, i'm dumb, i should just went in for the kill)

Several weeks pass with no corrospondance. I later find out that she got back together with previously mentioned boyfriend. I find this out last night when we were sexychating over yahoo messenger. (not really though)

So this afternoon I revceive an email from her:

Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 06:50:31 -0800 (PST)
From: MOEISHA
To: Lloyd Briggs
Subject: Re: HI!

Hello Lloyd,

I am MOEISHA's boyfriend Ryan. I have just found out about you too. I cannot believe what i am finding out. Please write to me rcoppola75@sbcglobal.net

So not only did this asshat check his girlfriends email, he responded to me with it and asked me to write him back. So I did, knowing I had not done anything wrong over various emails, and, even if I did, they were broken up at the time. My response:

Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 10:07:11 -0500
From: Lloyd
To: rcoppola75@sbcglobal.net
Subject: Re: HI!

Well, I'm not sure exactly what you found out. How about you fill me in on these juicy findings so I have a basis for a more appropriate response.

~Lloyd

And that there was the honest truth. I'm not sure exactly what he found out, since there really wasn't anything for him to find, except maybe an email from me giving her instructions on how to install yahoo chat. his response:

Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 08:26:27 -0800 (PST)
From: Ryan Coppola
To: Lloyd
Subject: Re: HI!

You are a pretty funny guy. How about you and I just meet during the fine days of Thanksgiving and talk about it. I heard you are MOEISHA's computer geek friend. I 'm sure your real helpful. Maybe you can help me with my concern(s).

Ryan

Concerns? what the fuck. I seriously have no idea what the hell this guy is talking about. 'how about we meet up' <-- blatent threat if I ever saw one. I for one am not an advocate for arguing on the internet, but if someone is gonna send me e-threats over some supposed online bullshit (which really doesnt exist) then i'm down for tossing some gauntlets. So I let this fucker have it:

Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 11:46:23 -0500
From: Lloyd
To: Ryan Coppola
Bcc: vasudeva@megarad.com
Subject: Re: HI!

I'm sure that I can help you out with your concerns. Somehow I doubt they are computer related at all, but hey, I like to lend a helping hand when possible. But really, if you have some sorta problem I'm sure we can work something out. How about you come over with MOEISHA on the Saturday after Thanksgiving to my mothers house, seeing as MOEISHA and my Mother are friends and thats how I know MOEISHA. That's where I'll be and I'm sure we can all sit down and discuss whatever problems and insecurities you think you have that required you to sift through your girlfriends email and send me threats in an email.

Hopefully any resolutions to this matter wont result in a dozen roses being smashed on your car.

Sincerely,
Lloyd

OK. several things here. 1) you may have noticed I BCC'd vasudeva on this one. Mostly because I expect things to go WOWY ZOWIE WACKY from here on in. The second which you are unaware of is during his breakup with the girl, she got so pissed off she tossed a vase with a dozen roses he got her in an attempt to mend things on top of his car. ruined paint job and everything. So I'm hoping this will press a few buttons of his and get him to come out full force at me (i'm such an ass)

Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 09:03:18 -0800 (PST)
From: Ryan Coppola
To: Lloyd
Subject: Re: HI!

Are you kidding me! I do not threaten people, whom I have never met. Look, I am not here to play your ridiculous e:mail squabble, nor am I here to bring your mother into this situation, as it does not pertain to her. I know Jody and she is great. She has nothing to do with this. So maybe we can meet elseware and just discuss some things.

Doesn't threaten eh? Somehow I think meeting elsewhere constitutes the 'I'M A BOYFRIEND AND I WILL BEAT YOU UP' mentality. Or maybe i'm paranoid. Time to call him out on the threats now:

Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 12:27:00 -0500
From: Lloyd
To: Ryan Coppola
Bcc: vasudeva@megarad.com
Subject: Re: HI!

I am perfectly fine with this "squabble" staying in email format as I do not believe it needs to go any further than this. As I stated in the first email, I really have no idea what you found or feel needs to be discussed. Any email or discussion MOEISHA and I have had has been in regards to either my relationship with my girlfriend, or her situation with you a few weeks back. We were both in awkward situations and we talked a lot about it. If that rubs you the wrong way, I'm sorry. Other than that I really can't offer any more information without you specifically asking some questions. I'm sorry if I assumed you were threatening me, but the tone of you wanting to 'meet me somewhere' leads me to that conclusion.

And he finally figures it all out (with some help of course)

Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 09:48:51 -0800 (PST)
From: Ryan Coppola
To: Lloyd
Subject: [No Subject]

I just spoke with MOEISHA and she set me straight about you too. I understand there is nothing to be concerned about and I apologize for the "geek" comment. Now that I know you and MOEISHA are just friends I feel better about all of this.

Maybe all of us can go out and get to know each other better. I apologize for bringing you into this.

Please enjoy the Holidays!

Wants to get to know me better? yeah right fucko, I got enough psychopaths in my life (vasudeva, lbp) and do not any more. I was thinking of responding with something civil to end it on, but at the last minute I tried to think of something Vasudeva would write, and this is what I sent:

Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 12:55:29 -0500
From: Lloyd
To: Ryan Coppola
Subject: Re:

Well, now I know what it feels like being on the return end of jealous-boyfriend-rage. I've been there many times myself.

Yeah, maybe we could all go out and grab some drinks somewhere sometime. But I think it would be better if you just didn't come along. I'd like to get to know MOEISHA on a more sexual level, as in, I'd really like to fuck her sweet ass. Maybe if she is down with it, you can video tape it and maybe beat off to it at a later time. But it's all up to you. Let me know your feelings on this matter.

I havn't heard a response back from him yet. I'm gonna take that as he doesn't really care. BOOYAKASHA