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Devil Me
11-18-2004 at 10:30 am


Me and the LBP have a black kitten. We're moving or something, and the kitten gets lost.

Like a video game with a plot twist, the entire focus now is finding this kitten. As we hunt for it through corridors, the audience gets flashbacks to the fate of the kitten, unknown to us. Its head was removed. Several times?

When the head was pulled off, much of the spine came out of the husk of the body as well, in one smooth motion, like coring some sturdy tropical fruit. We may find the kitten still, but we're not going to like what we find.

Also:

Me as me, black, and devil. Thanks grafiks!




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SexNinja       11-18-2004, 10:34 am
Black vas looks like a bad homosexual mofo'.

Grafisk says he did these freehand, but I find that highly dubious. I DEMAND EVIDENCE.


LORDKAHUNA       11-18-2004, 11:21 am
Your rendered mustachios are a source of merriment.
Kudos grafiks


vasudeva       11-18-2004, 11:53 am
Yeah. He took a bit of license with the moustache -- since I don't have one -- but seeing the above, now I think I'd consider a wicked Fu Manchu.


Dumbskull       11-18-2004, 01:48 pm
#2 is what you would look like without the bleached hair and a tan.

#3 is what you would look like if we were all tripping on acid at the same time.


fastlane       11-18-2004, 03:31 pm
l0leRd3v4 but why are you givin grafix yer picture? huh


ghostrider       11-18-2004, 03:41 pm
It's a NAVGLA thing(North American Vasudeva-Grafisk Love Association)


ghostrider       11-18-2004, 03:57 pm
time travel


vasudeva       11-19-2004, 11:26 am
Cut that shit out y0.



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