Forum: Linkswarm Viking Helmet Tutorial Part 2

    Okay, a quick refresher on getting your pattern together:

    Forum: Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

    Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

    Forum: Linkswarm Viking Helmet Tutorial (Part 1: Intro and Metalwork)

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    Forum: New Vegas

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    Forum: DID I FUK UP THE SECRET SATAN??

    If I didn't send you an address to mail a gift to, please speak up here.

    Forum: Got my Sekret SATAN package

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    Forum: Steel Goes To Washington DC

    WOOOOO Can't wait... I am taking extra time in the city after meetings... Anyone have thoughts on what I deffinately shouldn't miss?

    Forum: New Alpha: Sunny

    Sunny, Spankerchief re-upped the account godevillivedog kicked him off with, and he took you with him.

    Forum: The Vasudeva Vehicular Braindump

    This is good informed meep right here, and this meeper is a mechanic in his real meaty life, even if he does live in bizarroworlde ;).

    Forum: Secret santa gift sent out

    Just clickity clicked and my gift has been sent. meep meep meepin meep

    Forum: Sekret Santa Ideas

    If you are hankering for something, post it here so your SS knows what you're into.

    Forum: Today on Facebook...

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    Forum: Sekret Santa

    Anybody down for this idea? Pool names, and somebody with organizational skills can divy out the addys. Maybe a few simple rules, like all meepz must be homemade, or cost less than, say, $15. Another good rule would be anybody who signs up, gets a prezzie, but doesn't send one out has to french kiss nocal...on the mouth.

    Forum: My new site

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    Forum: Pumpkin Pie, meepes!

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    Forum: Funny Lyrics

    Anyone have song lyrics they find either A) Always hilarious or B) Just struck you as funny because of a specific scenario?

    Forum: Halloween 2010 Costumes!

    It's that time of year, what is everyone dressing up as? Post pics!

    Forum: Your Handle

    As I read through posts, once in a while I'll notice a user's handle and realize I have been reading it wrong all along - take Nocal for instance. For a while i just rendered it in my dumb head as n-o-c-a-l rather than what I'm assuming should be no-cal, as in North Calimeepgobeef. Other handles just seem random and/or retarded.

    Forum: muthameeping stuxnet

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    Forum: Warehouse 13 on SyFy

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    Forum: Music That is Awesome But Alot Of People Have Probably Never Heard of?

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    Forum: It Ain't a meeping Toaster

    I'd signed up for spanky's toaster challenge but didn't find the time to put an entry together. Instead I give you The Bulb Eating Mother meeper.

    Forum: Bring Out Your Dead (& Say Hi)

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    Forum: travels/vietnam

    I just got back from a 2.5 month stint in japan and vietnam. I thought i'd share a selection of pics from vietnam with you guys. If you're already a "friend" of mine on facebook, you can check out a few more there if you haven't already.

    Forum: camera equipment

    soooo, i got a canon t1i (dslr) for my birthday a few months ago and have familiarizing myself with it and the kit lens. i have a couple questions for everyone, but i hope everyone (non-canonites) will chime in with their sage advice.

    Forum: Heavy Metal Britannia

    For those that like heavy metal music this 89 minute BBC domeepentary is a must see.

    Forum: MP4 To SWF

    l would like to convert about 40 mp4 files into swf files so they'll be easier to embed into an Excel structure l'm putting together. It would be nice if the tool could convert in batches...

    Forum: Call of Duty: Black Ops

    Many of us here are dedicated Call of Duty players. Why don't we get on together and play as a clan?

    Forum: Turtle Burgers

    I finally got around to making these.

    Forum: The Jig is Up

    A few years ago I had a small website, and a popular feature on the website was Baiting. I felt pretty good when ousting someone doing something vile enough to deserve whatever humiliation came his way.

    Forum: Real Porn

    I'm sick of listening to you meeps complain about other people posting porn, like you are experts on what makes females perfect. What are you all meepgots who like guys?

    Forum: Blackberry vs iPhone - Two Weeks In

    So, I've made the transition from the Blackberry 8900 to iPhone 4. To compare the two as equals would be disingenuous, to be sure, as the 8900 is nearly 2 years old. What I'm shooting for here is a comparision in the relative merits & function of each platform. It is important to note that I did wait until after RIM's August release of their new phone, the Torch, in hopes of staying with Blackberry. While it seems to certainly qualify as the best Blackberry ever released, it's still 2+ years behind in technology. meeping bummer. I considered Android, and maybe should have gone that way. But in the end, based mostly on how much I love my iPad, I decided to give the iPhone another try. Overall I have yet to be disappointed.

    Forum: Droid X, Anyone?

    l have a couple months before my 'New Every Two' phone upgrade from Verizon and l'm thinking of going with the Droid X.

    Forum: Apple Apps - Reviews by LS Hipsters Who Have Hipster Devices

    After discussing this forum thread with other members of the Hipstermeephomosquad, we decided we should have an area to discuss/review/recommend apps and software for the Apple platform, be it an iPhone, iPad or a Mac.

    Forum: Greyfriars Bobby

    l love this story. l read Eleanor Atkinson's book years ago. l just realized that Hulu had the movie. Here it is. Enjoy.

    Forum: Death to Journals. Long Live Forums.

    So two things.

    Forum: Public Comment On Net Neutrality Closes TONIGHT

    If you haven't done so already, tell your government how you feel about Net Neutrality. Public comment is closing at 11:59PM tonight, 08/13/10.

    Forum: linkswarm is awesome !!

    You know whats funny? Jokes... They are funny.

    Forum: Amicus Brief in support of the petitioners in D.C. v Heller

    In SUMMARY OF ARGUMENT from the amicus brief nocal linked to HERE, in support of the petitioners in D.C. v Heller, a bunch of retarded dumbfuks (whose first language is likely to be English) said:

    Forum: Dats Racis

    In some ways I'm ashamed of myself, I laugh at some of the jokes, I see the stereotypes reinforced, and I feel the cringe in situations outside of my cultural norm. I am not naive about the things that divide us, the countless times the worst parts of other cultures are highlighted, pointed at.

    Forum: Home Invasions

    Last nice was pretty exciting. Two guys tried to break into my house while I was sleeping. I'm not in the US so firing the AR-15 would get me into more trouble than it's worth + I didn't have time to get it out of the gun safe, load it and what not..

    Forum: Heading to Boston

    Second anniversary is coming up this weekend and the wife wants to go to Boston. I'm going to admit I'm being lazy as meep here and I'm probably not going to actually look up a single thing she listed. She's got a list of things she's thinking of:

    Forum: KAHUNA PICS

    Need some help, looking for old Kahuna pics, if you have any put em here.

    Forum: Trailer Mashups

    You put awesome Trailer Mashups in here..

    Forum: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

    My wife, Rosie, reads mystery books like most folks eat boxes of "Good 'N' Plentys" at action flicks; she'll plow through about five to eight a week, so when she read Larsen's "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo", then insisted we see the movie, I knew it must be something exceptional. I wasn't disappointed in the least.

    Forum: SW PORK CHOPS WITH PEACH/CHIPOTLE SALSA

    SW PORK CHOPS WITH PEACH/CHIPOTLE SALSA

    Forum: Side Rib Dry-Rub

    I have a pile of pork side ribs to barbecue and I've run out of the rub I'd usually use. Does anybody have a recipe for a dry-rub they'd like to share?

    Forum: Inception

    Well, the day has finally arrived. Ever since I heard Christopher Nolan was doing this movie last year I've been pretty stoked to see it.

    Forum: Lollapalooza

    Any coming to Chi-town for Lolla? If so, let me know. I know where the good beer is.

    Forum: Fender Telemeep Project

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linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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