The adventures of the Swarmers

It's THEIR, meep.

Walking hand in hand along the beach next to the sausage factory near THEIR home Lefen & meepNinjaMcDeath both spotted something shiny a couple of feet from the shore. Exited and a little horny from THEIR discovery, they both proceded to run full tilt towards the object, when all of a sudden.....

PINHEAD APPEARED.

meepNinjaMcDeath: Walking hand in hand along the beach next to the sausage factory near THEIR home Lefen & meepNinjaMcDeath both spotted something shiny a couple of feet from the shore. Exited and a little horny from THEIR discovery, they both proceded to run full tilt towards the object, when all of a sudden..... PINHEAD APPEARED.

But it was really only Slippy who had failed yet again to walk on water

But it was really only Slippy who had failed yet again to walk on water

...Slippy had again tried to do the whole jesus water trick, but unfortunatly....er...rather fortunatly he sunk to the bottom of the lake because he was wearing his Zena the Warior Princess suit.

Upon realising it was slippy, Lefen and meepMcDeathNinja said..."ah meep it, it's just Slippy" and turned away, only to hear slippy rise up from the water, float into the air and say...

MUD

[Edited on 12/6/2004 by mudvayne_69_69_69]

Walking hand in hand along the beach next to the sausage factory near their home Lefen & meepNinjaMcDeath both spotted something shiny a couple of feet from the shore. Exited and a little horny from their discovery, they both proceded to run full tilt towards the object, when all of a sudden.....

Lefen says, "I'm horny" and the obliging Ninja drops to his knees and say... 'Oh thank the heavenly goodness of all that is right with the world in the many colors of the rainbow, I thought you'd never ask!-

I hate you all so bad.

You're suppose to pick up the story where it was left off last. In case you missed it, slippy just rose up from the water, floated into the air and said...

MUD

...Slippy had again tried to do the whole jesus water trick, but unfortunatly....er...rather fortunatly he sunk to the bottom of the lake because he was wearing his Zena the Warior Princess suit.

Upon realising it was slippy, Lefen and meepMcDeathNinja said..."ah meep it, it's just Slippy" and turned away, only to hear slippy rise up from the water, float into the air and say...

"Don't worry about me drowning, the Holy Lakers will save me."

OK...better, but you have to end with an open something, so the next person can carry it on...

MUD

...Slippy had again tried to do the whole jesus water trick, but unfortunatly....er...rather fortunatly he sunk to the bottom of the lake because he was wearing his Zena the Warior Princess suit.

Upon realising it was slippy, Lefen and meepMcDeathNinja said..."ah meep it, it's just Slippy" and turned away, only to hear slippy rise up from the water, float into the air and say...

"Don't worry about me drowning, the Holy Lakers will save me."

But poor Slippy had not counted on the Holy Lakers getting their meep whipped and so he was immediately plunged into the deepest park of the lake again.

Meanwhile, Lefen and meepNinjaMcDingleberry had lost interest in the drowning Slippy and were now focused on several bikini clad nymphs on the beach. Ninja wondered how they moved around and talked, having never seen a real female before without an air tube. Lefen then explained the intricate details of female-hood to the inexperienced little Ninja saying...

Dumbskull: ...Slippy had again tried to do the whole jesus water trick, but unfortunatly....er...rather fortunatly he sunk to the bottom of the lake because he was wearing his Zena the Warior Princess suit. Upon realising it was slippy, Lefen and meepMcDeathNinja said..."ah meep it, it's just Slippy" and turned away, only to hear slippy rise up from the water, float into the air and say... "Don't worry about me drowning, the Holy Lakers will save me." But poor Slippy had not counted on the Holy Lakers getting their meep whipped and so he was immediately plunged into the deepest park of the lake again. Meanwhile, Lefen and meepNinjaMcDingleberry had lost interest in the drowning Slippy and were now focused on several bikini clad nymphs on the beach. Ninja wondered how they moved around and talked, having never seen a real female before without an air tube. Lefen then explained the intricate details of female-hood to the inexperienced little Ninja saying...

Fell into a DANCE of RIGHTEOUS GROOVING FURY.

Xena Slippy tries in vain to maintain her wrath but soon becomes totally caught up in the groove and hops wildly from her dead carp to the bloated body of a dead terrorist which he rides to shore like a smelly surfboard. On shore he flits and dances toward the forbidden female flesh.
He arrives just as lefen.......

Yes, Grasshopper, These are beach women. They are almost like real people except not as smart. They are pretty easy to train though. You can get them to do almost anything you can imagine for a six-pack or a joint.

Watch this....... Lefen walks over and begins to meep talk with the young nymphs. Ninja's ears burn he can't believe what he is hearing. He looks around at his strange surroundings, this sure as meep aint Iowa. He can't believe what he is seeing, one of the nymphs is asking Lefen to rub her down with oil and she is taking her top off too! Ninja steadies himself as he gets his first look at real girl boobies.

Meanwhile Xena Slippy is saved from almost certain death. A boatload of Arab terrorists had capsized and the waterlogged Xena look alike was able to save himself by clinging to one of the many dead carp that resulted. His blood boiled as he watched lefen instruct our young hero in the art of studness and he......

...suddenly saw a beaming light from the heavens and looked and the beaming face of his almightily Shaq dressed as a genie smiling down upon him. Thinking he was about to be saved from having to hang on for dear life to a bloated dead Arab, Slippy held out his hand to his beloved savior Shaq. Just as Shaq was about to save Slippy, he became distracted be the beach activities and realized that Kobe was making a bee line for the young nymphs on the beach. 'Oh NO KOBE, that will cost you another huge rock.- Genie Shaq immediately left Slippy on his dead raft to save his wayward teammate. 'meep YOU SHAQ, meep YOU TO meep-, yelled Slippy.

Down the beach walks mudvayne_69_69_69 (know to close friends as muddy) on vacation from the artic tundra of Canada. 'meep, this place is the bomb- thought muddy, I should have brought my...

[Edited on 13/6/2004 by Dumbskull]

[Edited on 13/6/2004 by Dumbskull]

Dumbskull: Down the beach walks mudvayne_69_69_69 (know to close friends as MUD) on vacation from the artic tundra of Canada. 'meep, this place is the bomb- thought muddy, I should have brought my...

"IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA...AND BEIN CAUGHT IN THE RAIN..." plays softly in the background; MUD realizes he is holding his breath while surveying the scene. He scrubs a wet hand through his thick curls and blows out softly. "Why should I be afraid?" he thinks to himself. "If meep and lefen can kik it to these hunnays...well, so CAN I!"

"IF YOU LIKE MAKIN LOVVVVE AT MIDDANIGHT"...

Dumbskull: Yes, Grasshopper, These are beach women. They are almost like real people except not as smart. They are pretty easy to train though. You can get them to do almost anything you can imagine for a six-pack or a joint. Watch this....... Lefen walks over and begins to meep talk with the young nymphs. Ninja's ears burn he can't believe what he is hearing. He looks around at his strange surroundings, this sure as meep aint Iowa. He can't believe what he is seeing, one of the nymphs is asking Lefen to rub her down with oil and she is taking her top off too! Ninja steadies himself as he gets his first look at real girl boobies. Meanwhile Xena Slippy is saved from almost certain death. A boatload of Arab terrorists had capsized and the waterlogged Xena look alike was able to save himself by clinging to one of the many dead carp that resulted. His blood boiled as he watched lefen instruct our young hero in the art of studness and he...... ...suddenly saw a beaming light from the heavens and looked and the beaming face of his almightily Shaq dressed as a genie smiling down upon him. Thinking he was about to be saved from having to hang on for dear life to a bloated dead Arab, Slippy held out his hand to his beloved savior Shaq. Just as Shaq was about to save Slippy, he became distracted be the beach activities and realized that Kobe was making a bee line for the young nymphs on the beach. 'Oh NO KOBE, that will cost you another huge rock.- Genie Shaq immediately left Slippy on his dead raft to save his wayward teammate. 'meep YOU SHAQ, meep YOU TO meep-, yelled Slippy. Down the beach walks mudvayne_69_69_69 (know to close friends as muddy) on vacation from the artic tundra of Canada. 'meep, this place is the bomb- thought muddy, I should have brought my... [Edited on 13/6/2004 by Dumbskull] [Edited on 13/6/2004 by Dumbskull]

Hockey Stick and strap on meep. Now it looks like lefen and ninja are going to have all the fun with the naked women. Oh well, thereis always Xena Slippy to pork if he ever settles down about the meeping Lakers. And hey, here comes Dumbskull still wearing that silly graduation gown with nothing on underneath. Mud starts drooling on himself as he walks over to Dumdskull and says...........

/msg everyone in here Plez die, k? thx

azron123: And hey, here comes Dumbskull still wearing that silly graduation gown with nothing on underneath...........

^^^^^ HEY, meep! Did you miss that??!

No need for violence. We all just want you laid, Sah!

Dumbskull: Meanwhile, Lefen and meepNinjaMcDingleberry had lost interest in the drowning Slippy and were now focused on several bikini clad nymphs on the beach. Ninja wondered how they moved around and talked, having never seen a real female before without an air tube. Lefen then explained the intricate details of female-hood to the inexperienced little Ninja saying...

"You just gotta get neck deep in thah, bro...it's all just salt scrubbed clean skin...GO..."

And with that simple piece of knowledge, in true Ninja form, he attacked with the fevour of a ferocious lion taming his meepes (all tongue). Florescent pieces of cloth shimmered in the rising sun like a kaleidoscopic cacophony of titillation and pain wrought secretly in the night; and only the rolling tide competed against the melody of moans and screams that teased devilishly proud smiles from ancestors that watched with ghostly forms.

....the ocean wept with pleasure that night.

Walking hand in hand along the beach next to the sausage factory near their home Lefen & meepNinjaMcDeath both spotted something shiny a couple of feet from the shore. Exited and a little horny from their discovery, they both proceded to run full tilt towards the object, when all of a sudden.....

Lefen tripped on a sack of meeps that dumbskull had carelessly left lying around. As Ninja looked uncaringly past the skinned knees of his limey companion, he wondered, "Is this all there is? Running toward shiny objects on the beach? Tripping on spare meeps?" Suddenly, from the waters rose a small figure, clothed in sackcloth and old socks. T'WAS SLIPPEDHOLE HIMSELF. And he said unto ninja, "Lo, for I have come to bring you tidings of joy. For on yesterday's morrow, thou shalt be granted ops. And your meep will be UTTER BULLmeep for not thanking the grantees when this comes about."

I never got around to that, but NOW!

Thanks, d00ds. KILAR.

HAHAHA! You made me spite beer OUT MY NOSE, DUDE!!!

[Edited on 13/6/2004 by LilBabyPissmouth]

meepNinjaMcNeedlemeep, thanks for making me spill a tall glass of diet Pepsi all over my keyboard as I busted out laughing. I had to take it apart, dry it off, then pray to the hairy key board gods that it would work again... but meep that was funny! :D

Nice Work McNinja!

You almost made me ROTFL