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A mate of mine is currently amusing himself (and possibly obtaining free amateur porn pics) by playing with female Russian scam-tarts, the mail-order bride type. One of these girls has recently obtained a kitten (the feline variety) and asked him what to call it. My mate, being an avid cat-hater of the sort who has a "looking for your cat? Try under my tyres" bumper sticker on his car, offered what he said was a very popular name for cats in Australia.

She named the cat 'Splat'.

What sort of games do, or would, you guys play with these people?

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  • BeachGoat
  • Mon, Jul02

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Our renter spends 20 hours a day online with chat meeps...

I've got an ex-cousin-in-law that actually sent some meep a couple hundred dollars for an airline ticket to come and see him.
I don't think I've ever laughed at anything so hard and for so long in my life.

Did I mention that she seems to have missed her plane? meep, it just slays me. I've got tears in my eyes from thinking about it just now.

@godevillivedog

My mate seems smart enough to know better than to send them money. He is just having fun and collecting photos.

  • JohnLenin
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I used to chat up housewife types in old flash multiplayer games and eventually they'd show me their boobs on their webcam. It was pretty good.

  • LORDKAHUNA
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Ok, here is one of my alltime favorite things to do.

Find one of those popup porno sites that feature a real 'live-, scantily clad model lounging with a keyboard and being all teasy.

Look for the more popular (active) sites, ones that have a LOT of mouth-breathing retards who are unable to 1) see actual meep 2) find free porn on the internets.

You want to find a user that is REALLY into the conversation, REALLY trying to win this meep over, make an IRL connection and see him for the dashing gentleman that he is. He is usually called BIGDOUGSTUD or some meep, once you find the most vocal cat you are ready to begin.

Hit the chatbox and when it gives you the option of choosing your name, choose BIGDOUGSTUD. This will either work, or throw an error depending on the protocol they use, so be creative and non-dumb, make a name that almost matches stud dougie and do meep like this.

BIGDOUGSTUD> Hey baby, you look so beautiful today
BIGDOUGSTUD(actually me)> and I bet your weiner looks awesome tucked back in between your meepcheeks
BIGDOUGSTUD> WTF!!!
BIGDOUGSTUD(actually me)> is a beautiful fella like you doing here
BIGDOUGSTUD> DUDE JUST meepING STOP
BIGDOUGSTUD(actually me)> being so meep meepy on that webcam
BIGDOUGSTUD> I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOUR meepING FACE
BIGDOUGSTUD(actually me)> ....is what I'd say during our rough romps, playfully of course

You can see the obvious hilarity here, and it is a lolcow that just keeps milking and milking.

@LORDKAHUNA

I like it.

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