Incongruous Animal Names
OK, we have all known the people whose pets have names that are just wrong. I personally know a Chihuahua named 'Killer' and a pit-bull called 'Precious"
Put yours here. Own up (or don't) to your own badly-named pets, point the finger at your friends and neighbours, or come up with the best (or worst) combination of pet and name you can think of (Turtles named 'Speedy' come to mind).
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I had a 70lb. gray Shepard mix I called "Mouse"...
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Got two rat-terrier mixes that go by "Reuben and Izzy-boo"
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Female pit mix named Jack. Throws little kids off.
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I call my meep "Cap'n Harmless."
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I have two goldfish. The black one is named Einstein, the gold one is named Steve.
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My Shi tzu is named Rosy and you get that mangy meeping mutt away from her.
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i knew this boy named george once, he had this chameleon. he named it karma, it was really meeping meep.
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@godevillivedog
Special Swarmer meet-up fer puppy luvin'!
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My cat's name is Cat. That's about as congruous as it gets.
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the kat's name is ' Jam' , named so kuz as a kitten showed total fearlessness
of the vakuum, as in 'that little dude's got jam!'.
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I know of a chihuahua named "Vader".
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I would like to see someone name a Laso Apso "Stormbringer"
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-and a teacup chiguagua named mournblade?
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Wink wink, nudge nudge...
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Hey, I have that book!
Also, my daughter got the artist's signature for me at the last Comic-Con. Richard's, too. I'm a big fan.
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