Incongruous Animal Names
OK, we have all known the people whose pets have names that are just wrong. I personally know a Chihuahua named 'Killer' and a pit-bull called 'Precious"
Put yours here. Own up (or don't) to your own badly-named pets, point the finger at your friends and neighbours, or come up with the best (or worst) combination of pet and name you can think of (Turtles named 'Speedy' come to mind).
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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We called them meep Floss.
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We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
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105 miles, 8500 feet of climb, 100 degrees, 7 hours on a bike
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I call my meep "Cap'n Harmless."
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My Shi tzu is named Rosy and you get that mangy meeping mutt away from her.
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i knew this boy named george once, he had this chameleon. he named it karma, it was really meeping meep.
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Special Swarmer meet-up fer puppy luvin'!
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-and a teacup chiguagua named mournblade?
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Wink wink, nudge nudge...
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Hey, I have that book!
Also, my daughter got the artist's signature for me at the last Comic-Con. Richard's, too. I'm a big fan.
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