Chop this mutha for his Birthday

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Decider: pete56

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pete56

I meeped it up.

  • pete56
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Happy birthday, spank.
I'm photshop illiterate. Pretty meeping boring, in life, and online.

  • BeachGoat
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So, are ya'll blind from that snake spit yet? I am so glad yer day turned out well. There are no distortions I could do that would make your life more bizarre, and I hesitate to post the family photos...so just know you are properly loved & ridiculed at this end.

  • JohnLenin
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You know, the only bad thing about the snake wine was kind of a raspy feeling in my throat, a little numbness to the face and the snake-meep flavored burps.
...I've had worse.

  • saltpeter
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  • saltpeter
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Turns out I've got meep all to do at work today....

  • JohnLenin
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"I feel pretty!"
...
"Gee, I wonder who THAT could be knocking at my door..."
"Oh, good morning officersauuugh!" :CRASH: "AAAH! WHAT THE F#CK!?" :SLAM: :THUMPITTY THUMPITTY:

  • sunny77
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happy birthday, spanky :)

  • saltpeter
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I'm sure my company is going to be thrilled with my browser activity, what with all the variations of Little Girls Princess Party I've sent through images.google.com...

@spankerchief

  • dent
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Happy Bday you rotten meepgot.

  • Gethoht
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i'm incapable of a decent 'chop but happy birfday regardless

Happy BDay my friend. I should check this site more often. Chop you with meeps later.

While we're meeping up the ball sack I call a face, can I get an opinion here?
Re Beret; Think I can get away with it?
I've already been told by a tender-hearted coworker that I look like the meep meep-child of Jami

-e and Adam from Mythbusters.

I have no opinion on the beret question, but the missus thinks that you could carry it off.

Definitely Walter Becker from Steely Dan

Reeling in the Years.....

Happy belated to you mother meeper.

oops

Gotta live within the 2.0 rules

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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
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tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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