Spanky's Pic Place

A place of my own for photos, (since a certain swarmer won't pony up with the totties.)
Open to everyone of course.

Decider: MstrLance

BeachGoat

sunny77

dragonstaff

nurglets

middle_age_man

bobacus

MstrLance



Family helping out.
It's a beautiful thing.

Will anyone have a cell phone with them over this weekend, and if so, would they be prepared to PM me with the number so that I can ring in at some stage please.

  • MstrLance
  • Oct24 '12

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We'll not have reception at the campsite, or on the beach, but the cliffs overlooking the beach get a signal, so this will work as long as we coordinate times.

  • MstrLance
  • Oct24 '12

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PM'd.

  • BeachGoat
  • Oct24 '12

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Starting kabobs in the AM. Five tri-tips of meat on a stick.

MEAT.


VEGETABLES.



PREPARE YOUR meep.

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  • MstrLance
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Stay on the trails kiddies. The SLO-brand poison ivy is nothing to screw with.
I'm currently somewhere between crying and getting the swords out and killing/setting fire to everyone and everything within a mile radius.

Small patch:

(And thats not even the bit that's REALLY bothering me)

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  • Nov04 '12

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Targeted advertisement: Tecnu poison oak and ivy cleanser works well. If you have a Rite-Aid or CVS nearby, check there.

  • BeachGoat
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At one time, the US Military thought of making the Poison Oak from here into a weapon for war (Camp Roberts/WWII-Korea training grounds). It is most powerful.
Best story I have is from when my Dad & Uncle climbed Morro Rock in the 60s (when you still could) and both stopped to take a leak. They said their "devices" got swollen up so bad they looked like bagels.

  • Pepper
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Growing up in the mountains near Yosemite, I rode my horse through poison oak all the time, and would crawl through thickets of it to pick blackberries....never ever caught it. My Grandma would have me scrub with Fels Naptha soap at the end of every day. NEVER had the shizz until we moved over to the Coast. Hiking through an oak forest one day, I got scratched on the ankle and broke the skin. BOOM. Doctor, Prednisone, etc. The stuff over here is highly toxic. As Mr. Lance said, Technu is good, too. Our kid is very susceptible to this scourge and we dealt with it during his teen years ~ that product worked well. Take care and try not to scratch!

  • LOki
  • Nov04 '12

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Soap will not was away the AIDS.

Sorry about your luck. :(

...And so LOki coined the phrase: "Stuck to him/her like AIDS"

  • LOki
  • Nov04 '12

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They won't let me be famous for everything.

@spankerchief

@spankerchief

meeping beautiful.

Stolen.

Well, YEAH...

Check it out:
The wonderful Mr. Joe Whitham (The old fart that won the Oak Chest) has gifted me with a lovely piece of his own handiwork!


It totally fits the spirit of the moment :)
You know, I could get used to trading craft for craft!
Now to find a place for this where it can play in the sun...

  • MstrLance
  • Nov09 '12

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How cool is that?

I gave my brother six half-empty bottles and two cases of beer that were left over for his bar.
That leaves me with this:


I'm not much of a drinker, but I've got a three-day weekend to kill.
Imma try and polish it off.

  • BeachGoat
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You left enough at our house to generate a near black out state for a week. I gave the bottle of Maker's Mark to Beast, because he deserved it after picking up broken glass during the unloading. Pepper has fallen in love (and on her face) with flavored vodkas...she can't stop raving about the passion fruit & blueberry types. Damaged the Kraken Rhum while we sat in the bushes in front and attacked Trick or Treaters with nerf guns as they came up to our door. Of course, we were still in full pirate garb from taking the grandcritter out earlier. I gave out 88 glow sticks to the little goblins, plus candy. At five for a buck, I just couldn't see all those kids wired up on sugar and dressed in black clothes wandering around at dusk unlit.
Carry on.
Goat

In the spirit of the holiday season, in order to use up the leftover bacon from the stuffed jalapenos and to let my heart know that I REALLY just f#cking love hurting it; I give you Bacon-wrapped pecan-stuffed dates.

Into the oven for a painful two hour wait.

Results:
Too damned sweet.
It's got a great texture and crunch but I expected more of the delicious bacony goodness to shine through.
I feel like I've been cheated.

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Try a serrano in the center of the date, or a birdseye. Also consider a roll in cornmeal before the bacon.

Bug & Me on Saturday.

Goat

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The site for the Pirate Fest burnt up yesterday...

Tha meep!?

  • MstrLance
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:sadpirateface:

That would be a nice rack if it wasn't so furry.

Friends of yours? Or is it the ex with her current guy.

The one on the right(minus the fur) DOES look kinda like the ex, now that you mention it.

EVERY. PROJECT. EVER:

I LIKE this.

Stand by for Mermaid Chest #2

Shrimp and scallop lasagna.

...Whilst f#cked up.
My new Tuesday routine.
(Because Tuesdays always SUCK)

The start of a new year...
And the cycle begins anew:
Step 1 replentish the oak supply.


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sunny77
HAHAHA
HOBO
Ocelot
linkswarm
queue: New link: Whale Poops on Divers
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Jesus loves you anyway
meepbox
meep the world, meep a meep, meep these haters, get rich.
linkswarm
queue: New link: WE NEED TO REGULATE CARS THE WAY WE REGULATE GUNS
LOki
DS? sunny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ynTVMxPlQ
LOki
LULZ1
sunny77
linkswarm.com: where the non-elite make passive aggressive comments towards the financially stable
sunny77
yeah. its called the fbi
BeachGoat
Hoarders, not Swarmers. Although I am both.
BeachGoat
Isn't there a point that they can just burn them out like a leper pit?
sunny77
linkswarm.com: all time low
middle_age+
Hoarders : Buried Alive. Celebrity Edition. Mark my words.
BeachGoat
Thick Black Beer.
StartRecor+
Blaspheme! No Zin? No Cab? No Bordeaux?
sunny77
meeping rude
spankerchi+
So sayeth THE LORD.
spankerchi+
...then there will be two minutes of rest before laying into the divine body with a nice salad and maybe some garlic bread.
spankerchi+
...at which point though shalt add 2 tbspns of holy meeper and flip/marinade Him for another two minutes...
spankerchi+
...pan-fried (after the oil in the skillet starts to smoke a little) for 6 minutes, flipping the almighty every minute for a good initial caramelization...
spankerchi+
god is a well-marbled ribeye generously coated with salt and cracked pepper...
StartRecor+
Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.
HOBO
The meep has been slung
linkswarm
queue: New link: World Leaders On The Loo
sunny77
no
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Hi. Can I talk with you for a few minutes about Jesus Christ?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Serial Killer Cop Jailed For Murdering 22 Women
sunny77
bye
BeachGoat
Monkey meepskin walrus snot. I've had enough today.
BeachGoat
Pig loses to Thor on a Goat
meepbox
FTWORLD
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Wait until you're an old man, Sunnypie
linkswarm
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sunny77
you meep freaks
spankerchi+
Also waiting for test results from le heart exam and bloodwork.
spankerchi+
Gonna have to take a raincheck Goat. I'm still sick from spending all of Christmas and New-Year's in a house with no heat.
BeachGoat
As long as I can steam crab legs and melt meeper, I can find the scampi.
middle_age+
Too bad about steak and meep day.
BeachGoat
I wish it was. That's about all the action I'm getting in these senior years.
StartRecor+
Is "pet a baby goat" a euphemism?
sunny77
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: you aren't meant to+
BeachGoat
You can still come pet a baby goat, Spanky. They went from kitten to terrier, but they're still cuteness therapy.
meepbox
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: I don't understand.
sunny77
(:
spankerchi+
Ahh, THAT'S what I like about you sunny77; that was an emo chick move I just pulled. (meeping and not giving any details) Irritating, innit?
sunny77
on u put pitcures here: ![](http://fc08.devi+
sunny77
someone call the wambulance
spankerchi+
Not HORRIBLE.(Nobody's dead) But pretty fukkin BAD.
spankerchi+
This week was BAD.
sunny77
someone, somewhere is playing the worlds most imaginary violin
nurglets
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sunny77
misdirected rage/jealousy
dragonstaf+
So how did Lance manage to meep this meepwit off?
Vortex
enough for you four, may existance provide one. So mote it be, merry merry meep off and never meet again,
Vortex
and may karl, kyle, and kylene go with you to be cursed for all time by the heads of every spiriutal and religious tradition ever, may all meep on your collecticve graves, be they at 930 Bartlett street Chico Ca USA or elsewear - hades has no meep deep
HOBO
It was Wotak
sunny77
it appears someone's been rummaging about my inbox again
meeproach
fresh batteries!
Vortex
Hey meepyourface Bin Laden, I mean William Hees - MSTRBATOR LANCE< GOTO meep, Goodday, goodnight, and choke on the balarney stone while your at it,
HOBO
My head feels like it was skull meeped. Too much tequila
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: meeping imagine all+
sunny77
on Ayn Rand Reviews Childrens' Movies: https://www.youtube.+
sunny77
meep
dragonstaf+
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
linkswarm
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LOki
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: ![](http://s.linkswa+
spankerchi+
middle_age+
With Wotak's head.
HOBO
Let us bring in the new year with the promise of a video of Dustin Diamond getting meep raped in prison
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