Spanky's Pic Place

A place of my own for photos, (since a certain swarmer won't pony up with the totties.)
Open to everyone of course.

Decider: MstrLance

BeachGoat

sunny77

dragonstaff

nurglets

middle_age_man

bobacus

MstrLance



Family helping out.
It's a beautiful thing.

Will anyone have a cell phone with them over this weekend, and if so, would they be prepared to PM me with the number so that I can ring in at some stage please.

  • MstrLance
  • Oct24 '12

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We'll not have reception at the campsite, or on the beach, but the cliffs overlooking the beach get a signal, so this will work as long as we coordinate times.

  • MstrLance
  • Oct24 '12

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PM'd.

  • BeachGoat
  • Oct24 '12

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Starting kabobs in the AM. Five tri-tips of meat on a stick.

MEAT.


VEGETABLES.



PREPARE YOUR meep.

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Stay on the trails kiddies. The SLO-brand poison ivy is nothing to screw with.
I'm currently somewhere between crying and getting the swords out and killing/setting fire to everyone and everything within a mile radius.

Small patch:

(And thats not even the bit that's REALLY bothering me)

  • MstrLance
  • Nov04 '12

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Targeted advertisement: Tecnu poison oak and ivy cleanser works well. If you have a Rite-Aid or CVS nearby, check there.

  • BeachGoat
  • Nov04 '12

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At one time, the US Military thought of making the Poison Oak from here into a weapon for war (Camp Roberts/WWII-Korea training grounds). It is most powerful.
Best story I have is from when my Dad & Uncle climbed Morro Rock in the 60s (when you still could) and both stopped to take a leak. They said their "devices" got swollen up so bad they looked like bagels.

  • Pepper
  • Nov04 '12

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Growing up in the mountains near Yosemite, I rode my horse through poison oak all the time, and would crawl through thickets of it to pick blackberries....never ever caught it. My Grandma would have me scrub with Fels Naptha soap at the end of every day. NEVER had the shizz until we moved over to the Coast. Hiking through an oak forest one day, I got scratched on the ankle and broke the skin. BOOM. Doctor, Prednisone, etc. The stuff over here is highly toxic. As Mr. Lance said, Technu is good, too. Our kid is very susceptible to this scourge and we dealt with it during his teen years ~ that product worked well. Take care and try not to scratch!

  • LOki
  • Nov04 '12

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Soap will not was away the AIDS.

Sorry about your luck. :(

...And so LOki coined the phrase: "Stuck to him/her like AIDS"

  • LOki
  • Nov04 '12

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They won't let me be famous for everything.

@spankerchief

@spankerchief

meeping beautiful.

Stolen.

Well, YEAH...

Check it out:
The wonderful Mr. Joe Whitham (The old fart that won the Oak Chest) has gifted me with a lovely piece of his own handiwork!


It totally fits the spirit of the moment :)
You know, I could get used to trading craft for craft!
Now to find a place for this where it can play in the sun...

  • MstrLance
  • Nov09 '12

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How cool is that?

I gave my brother six half-empty bottles and two cases of beer that were left over for his bar.
That leaves me with this:


I'm not much of a drinker, but I've got a three-day weekend to kill.
Imma try and polish it off.

  • BeachGoat
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You left enough at our house to generate a near black out state for a week. I gave the bottle of Maker's Mark to Beast, because he deserved it after picking up broken glass during the unloading. Pepper has fallen in love (and on her face) with flavored vodkas...she can't stop raving about the passion fruit & blueberry types. Damaged the Kraken Rhum while we sat in the bushes in front and attacked Trick or Treaters with nerf guns as they came up to our door. Of course, we were still in full pirate garb from taking the grandcritter out earlier. I gave out 88 glow sticks to the little goblins, plus candy. At five for a buck, I just couldn't see all those kids wired up on sugar and dressed in black clothes wandering around at dusk unlit.
Carry on.
Goat

In the spirit of the holiday season, in order to use up the leftover bacon from the stuffed jalapenos and to let my heart know that I REALLY just f#cking love hurting it; I give you Bacon-wrapped pecan-stuffed dates.

Into the oven for a painful two hour wait.

Results:
Too damned sweet.
It's got a great texture and crunch but I expected more of the delicious bacony goodness to shine through.
I feel like I've been cheated.

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Try a serrano in the center of the date, or a birdseye. Also consider a roll in cornmeal before the bacon.

Bug & Me on Saturday.

Goat

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The site for the Pirate Fest burnt up yesterday...

Tha meep!?

  • MstrLance
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:sadpirateface:

That would be a nice rack if it wasn't so furry.

Friends of yours? Or is it the ex with her current guy.

The one on the right(minus the fur) DOES look kinda like the ex, now that you mention it.

EVERY. PROJECT. EVER:

I LIKE this.

Stand by for Mermaid Chest #2

Shrimp and scallop lasagna.

...Whilst f#cked up.
My new Tuesday routine.
(Because Tuesdays always SUCK)

The start of a new year...
And the cycle begins anew:
Step 1 replentish the oak supply.


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spankerchi+
Thanks Bigdin.
BigDinWaun+
Thanks for the wonderful work... I'm jealous
BigDinWaun+
PS... Rolling through your pictures makes me reiterate what I have always said... you are one talented muthermeeper
BigDinWaun+
I would like to buy her for $1
BigDinWaun+
Yep, went to the original pic on page 82 of your uploader cache... nice.
spankerchi+
She hasn't responded yet. I gave her your number. Maybe she has a place to go already, but who knows.
spankerchi+
She was a dancer back a few yearsago. Yes, THAT kind of dancer.
spankerchi+
Jesus, I've uploaded a lot of pics here...
spankerchi+
Took me an hour to dig it up. The rest of the pic is in my upload archive if you want it THAT bad.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Pervs.
BigDinWaun+
Srous on the nude pics. It could win you a sale. You know... push it across the finish line.
BigDinWaun+
Teeth on the Spanker-ex? Or teeth on the potential suitor/caretaker?
BeachGoat
Do teeth count? Sometimes that can be a problem.
BeachGoat
Someone with an income & home is a good start. Danny is a good catch, also. A bit thin, but well humored. Nice hippie welder.
BeachGoat
And on "meepy-Exy", pic please. Makes the sale easier. I'm thinking Bob or Jay, who has the SpiderPig dog.
BeachGoat
You have our address. the money goes to Kathy next door who has already paid for the dang food.
spankerchi+
(sigh) Where do I send the money?
JohnLenin
$5 says she looks like a tired ham that wears flip flops and oversized t-shirts
BigDinWaun+
Nude pics or it isn't real
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://youtu.be/lEa5+
spankerchi+
If you can find this used up party girl a forever home, I'll owe you big-time.
spankerchi+
Okay Goat. You seem experienced in dealing with the lost and downtrodden. I'll give her your number.
BeachGoat
I know a dozen men here that need just that, in a coastal location.
spankerchi+
Yup, great gal now. Wonderful girlfriend material. Your's for the taking.
spankerchi+
She's CHANGED.
spankerchi+
I may have mentioned her, but ignore all that.
spankerchi+
She's the ex.
BigDinWaun+
Did you find her at an auction? In a cargo container?
BigDinWaun+
Spanker... I have never dated an Asian woman before... perhaps this will be a good entry point.
spankerchi+
Scratch that. I'll deliver.
spankerchi+
Hey, anybody wanna short little asian woman? She's VERY friendly and knows how to cook. Just PM me and I'll send you an addy for pick up.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Wil Wheaton still isn't a meep
JohnLenin
also, congrats on not snapping in half in your accident. I gave up riding my bike in LA because everyone drives like meep.
JohnLenin
I'm surprised those shiftless hippies managed to do anything beyond sitting in the bushes outside of Tate's place
BeachGoat
That whole peyote church thing I did in 76 could have ended up just like Manson...good thing that old woman came up and name me "meep" (Snake meep), so I left with a picking crew, and ended up swimming with nubiles & sharks in Corpus Crispy
LOki
You sure were lucky little fellah, so very lucky.
BigDinWaun+
Reminds me how lucky I was not to listen to Jim Jones back in '78
BigDinWaun+
No biggie... enjoyed the link.
LOki
sorry all. just had to.
LOki
head explodes in 3.... 2.... 1.........
LOki
http://www.nranews.com/commentators/video/commentators-episode-78-everyone-gets-a-gun-with-billy-johnson
LOki
for BigD
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
spankerchi+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Dang it, after a week, I guess I'll have to submit to the hospital; I am actually broken. Ribs are meepered up.
Pepper
I don't mean YOU! You guys are cool, but life is meep-meeping me and I'm not dealing with it very well.
Pepper
Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to die and say "meep you" Well, it's one of those.
spankerchi+
...for the bread-winning type Goat labors 'n such.
spankerchi+
Okay. I heard that he was okay. Just checking to see if he was still mobile.
Pepper
Spanky, the cruiser got a dented basket, but Goat kind of straightened it. I'm more worried about him. meeping yikes.
Pepper
Looks like this is shaping up to be an interesting day. All I want to do is sleep.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Call of Cthulu-Coin
JohnLenin
http://i.imgur.com/BQkPMhc.jpg
BigDinWaun+
on Monty Python: DED: Enough of this+
linkswarm
queue: New link: The Ruin Porn of Yugoslavia
MstrLance
spankerchi+
How's le bike?
BeachGoat
I am a bit bunged up today, but will live. I've been injured before, no doubt it will happen again.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Indian Lad Has 232 Teeth Pulled
linkswarm
queue: New link: Old school slang for gettin yr freak on
HOBO
on People Defecating on Trains: **Popes defecating+
HOBO
Which one of you meepers ran down beachgoat with your car while he was rifing his bike? meeps!
LOki
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Monty Python: DED
BeachGoat
HOBO
on Blues Guitarist Johnny Winter Dies At 70: Creepy looking but a+
sunny77
on Those Times: https://www.youtube.+
spankerchi+
on Those Times: Also: meep.
BeachGoat
Beach Day with Grandcritter. Nothing better.
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on Those Times: Actually no. I+
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