Spanky's Pic Place

A place of my own for photos, (since a certain swarmer won't pony up with the totties.)
Open to everyone of course.

Decider: MstrLance

BeachGoat

sunny77

dragonstaff

nurglets

middle_age_man

bobacus

MstrLance



Family helping out.
It's a beautiful thing.

Will anyone have a cell phone with them over this weekend, and if so, would they be prepared to PM me with the number so that I can ring in at some stage please.

  • MstrLance
  • Oct24 '12

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We'll not have reception at the campsite, or on the beach, but the cliffs overlooking the beach get a signal, so this will work as long as we coordinate times.

  • MstrLance
  • Oct24 '12

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PM'd.

  • BeachGoat
  • Oct24 '12

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Starting kabobs in the AM. Five tri-tips of meat on a stick.

MEAT.


VEGETABLES.



PREPARE YOUR meep.

  • Pepper
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  • MstrLance
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Stay on the trails kiddies. The SLO-brand poison ivy is nothing to screw with.
I'm currently somewhere between crying and getting the swords out and killing/setting fire to everyone and everything within a mile radius.

Small patch:

(And thats not even the bit that's REALLY bothering me)

  • MstrLance
  • Nov04 '12

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Targeted advertisement: Tecnu poison oak and ivy cleanser works well. If you have a Rite-Aid or CVS nearby, check there.

  • BeachGoat
  • Nov04 '12

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At one time, the US Military thought of making the Poison Oak from here into a weapon for war (Camp Roberts/WWII-Korea training grounds). It is most powerful.
Best story I have is from when my Dad & Uncle climbed Morro Rock in the 60s (when you still could) and both stopped to take a leak. They said their "devices" got swollen up so bad they looked like bagels.

  • Pepper
  • Nov04 '12

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Growing up in the mountains near Yosemite, I rode my horse through poison oak all the time, and would crawl through thickets of it to pick blackberries....never ever caught it. My Grandma would have me scrub with Fels Naptha soap at the end of every day. NEVER had the shizz until we moved over to the Coast. Hiking through an oak forest one day, I got scratched on the ankle and broke the skin. BOOM. Doctor, Prednisone, etc. The stuff over here is highly toxic. As Mr. Lance said, Technu is good, too. Our kid is very susceptible to this scourge and we dealt with it during his teen years ~ that product worked well. Take care and try not to scratch!

  • LOki
  • Nov04 '12

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Soap will not was away the AIDS.

Sorry about your luck. :(

...And so LOki coined the phrase: "Stuck to him/her like AIDS"

  • LOki
  • Nov04 '12

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They won't let me be famous for everything.

@spankerchief

@spankerchief

meeping beautiful.

Stolen.

Well, YEAH...

Check it out:
The wonderful Mr. Joe Whitham (The old fart that won the Oak Chest) has gifted me with a lovely piece of his own handiwork!


It totally fits the spirit of the moment :)
You know, I could get used to trading craft for craft!
Now to find a place for this where it can play in the sun...

  • MstrLance
  • Nov09 '12

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How cool is that?

I gave my brother six half-empty bottles and two cases of beer that were left over for his bar.
That leaves me with this:


I'm not much of a drinker, but I've got a three-day weekend to kill.
Imma try and polish it off.

  • BeachGoat
  • Nov10 '12

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You left enough at our house to generate a near black out state for a week. I gave the bottle of Maker's Mark to Beast, because he deserved it after picking up broken glass during the unloading. Pepper has fallen in love (and on her face) with flavored vodkas...she can't stop raving about the passion fruit & blueberry types. Damaged the Kraken Rhum while we sat in the bushes in front and attacked Trick or Treaters with nerf guns as they came up to our door. Of course, we were still in full pirate garb from taking the grandcritter out earlier. I gave out 88 glow sticks to the little goblins, plus candy. At five for a buck, I just couldn't see all those kids wired up on sugar and dressed in black clothes wandering around at dusk unlit.
Carry on.
Goat

In the spirit of the holiday season, in order to use up the leftover bacon from the stuffed jalapenos and to let my heart know that I REALLY just f#cking love hurting it; I give you Bacon-wrapped pecan-stuffed dates.

Into the oven for a painful two hour wait.

Results:
Too damned sweet.
It's got a great texture and crunch but I expected more of the delicious bacony goodness to shine through.
I feel like I've been cheated.

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Try a serrano in the center of the date, or a birdseye. Also consider a roll in cornmeal before the bacon.

Bug & Me on Saturday.

Goat

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The site for the Pirate Fest burnt up yesterday...

Tha meep!?

  • MstrLance
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:sadpirateface:

That would be a nice rack if it wasn't so furry.

Friends of yours? Or is it the ex with her current guy.

The one on the right(minus the fur) DOES look kinda like the ex, now that you mention it.

EVERY. PROJECT. EVER:

I LIKE this.

Stand by for Mermaid Chest #2

Shrimp and scallop lasagna.

...Whilst f#cked up.
My new Tuesday routine.
(Because Tuesdays always SUCK)

The start of a new year...
And the cycle begins anew:
Step 1 replentish the oak supply.


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spankerchi+
meep yeah.
JohnLenin
nail ur landing m8
dragonstaf+
He does do a pretty good job of nailing the landing, though.
JohnLenin
what an idiot
dragonstaf+
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=8d93bfca0cb5
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kiddie's book about armed parenthood
dragonstaf+
LOki
on Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?: MORE THAN 6,500 SWAT+
LOki
mundrah
linkswarm
queue: New link: Video Killed Trust in Police Officers
linkswarm
queue: New link: Facebook Will Test "Satire" Tags, So Idiots Will Stop Sharing Articles Like They're Real
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spankerchi+
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JohnLenin
aren't you supposed to be sober n meep?
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: I have to admit+
dragonstaf+
meepbox
I've got that good kush and alcohol
linkswarm
queue: New link: Armed Liberian meepgots release ebola infected meepgots.
meeproach
on Well, Mork's dead.: Yeah but raging+
middle_age+
Alphagetti makes me bumpee
spankerchi+
Me alpha.
HOBO
on Well, Mork's dead.: Robin Williams+
sunny77
dnw
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
BeachGoat
Hives with the queen Bees in conjunction; Runs when the Alpha Males conflict.
BeachGoat
I have been having an unexplained groin itch lately, and Sunny & Heather together again put it all in place.
JohnLenin
lolhai
Heather
hello
sunny77
hi heather!
Heather
fuuuuuuuuuu
sunny77
:)
JohnLenin
and I don't write them I just translate the magical tablets I found in my yard
JohnLenin
that's meeping retarded go away
sunny77
jon, i reckon a more fitting name for linkswarm drama...let it be "revelation 9"
JohnLenin
I wax my entire body like a civilized person
spankerchi+
Yay summer.
spankerchi+
You ever get so chaffed that you start pinching off tufts of taint hair?
LOki
on Well, Mork's dead.: ...& "...making+
JohnLenin
on Well, Mork's dead.: "'Robin's sobriety+
sunny77
on Well, Mork's dead.: i am drunk and+
sunny77
on Well, Mork's dead.: *Oh captain, my+
sunny77
on Well, Mork's dead.: *That was so surreal+
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on Well, Mork's dead.: [What a nice+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?
linkswarm
queue: New link: English poofer Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In meep
JohnLenin
Next up: Driving a speedboat on the freeway
spankerchi+
I'm told that dirtbike forks have this magical property called "travel".
spankerchi+
Knees and ankles hurt, but nothin' a cool pimp stick won't fix.
spankerchi+
Well, I never laid it down, anyway.
spankerchi+
I remembered the bit about slowing down and not leaning...then dipmeep started pulling ahead and...
dragonstaf+
Also: Lauren Bacall DED
dragonstaf+
As long as your legs are OK, forks can be replaced. Did my comments on dirt riding help?
spankerchi+
Also: I need new forks.
spankerchi+
But HOLY meep it was fun trying.
spankerchi+
Today I learned that a cruiser can NOT in fact keep up with a dirt bike on a dirt road.
JohnLenin
Except this one I'm doing sober
JohnLenin
I'm going ahead and starting a third one
sunny77
"this is the wotak"
LOki
Let the LOLZ commence!
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