If you could travel through time..

I would visit Leonardo Da Vinci later in his career, spend a night hanging out with him getting f#cking wasted and dreaming up the craziest sh#t the world has ever seen.

That sounds amazing. It's hard to decide for me, i'd want to see and do it all.

Easy. I'd meep Megan on the kitchen table of the apartment I lived in during college.

I'd go back in time and punch your mom right in the meep and tell her to put the meep down before she has a retarded meep for a daughter.

I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?

I'd game the stock market, "invent" a bunch of stuff, and have a nice chat with meep Feynman, Isaak Newton, and Albert Einstein over swiss cocoa (and mostly just sit and listen). Maybe catch a Dead show afterwards. Or a Hendrix concert.

Hah, thats funny, I think I'd do the same to yours before she had a kid that thought he was a comedian, but in reality is so badly lacking self esteem that he spends all day making pathetic attepts at insulting people so he can feel better about himself.@witty_screen_name

Oh dude, that would be crazy.@MstrLance

I would tell LBJ that he was about to make a terrible, terrible mistake and that there is honor in fighting another day.

Surprisingly I agree, and wonder what life would be like if he had been re-elected...@BigDinWaunakee

SpankYerChief: "Dude, bury this drawing in one of your books."
Leo DaVinci: "What-a da meep ees it?"
SpankYerMom: "iPhone. Steve Jobs will meep when he finds this."

Haha, I knew this was the best place to ask a question like this.

I would buy a meep load of good acid forty years ago, because there ain't any now. I thought those $2 dollar eight way hits of windowpane would last forever. Just like ten dollar four finger bags of Gold or Michjiocan and fifty pill nickles of pink hearts. Give me a time machine and ten grand....

Hah, ain't nothing good no more. Everything has decreased in quality. Sad meep.

My Doctor still provides me with quality pain meds. And every seed holds a promise and a dream.

Well if you believe chems are good for ya, than i suppose you're right. I'm more of the herbal remedy type. Got some pretty decent plants growing, just hope we can get em cured right.

I'd go back and put a stop to that. ^

Hahahahhahahahahaha, yes indeed.

Lolled hard at this:

@StartRecordingNow

SpankYerChief: "Dude, bury this drawing in one of your books." Leo DaVinci: "What-a da meep ees it?" SpankYerMom: "iPhone. Steve Jobs will meep when he sees this.

Yeah scared my dog with that one, actually laughed out loud. @spankerchief

I'd go rescue the Library of Alexandria before it burned.

Wow, the best one yet Mr. Cube.

i would go back to the 18th century and summarily execute the first mormons

I'd go on a three day bender with Benjamin Franklin, Mark Twain, and Teddy Roosevelt.

@graycube

I'd go rescue the Library of Alexandria before it burned.

Gad, Yes, and the Heathen scripts before the Church burned all Ye Olde Knowledge.

Grab an M-16 and head back to Constantinople, around 300AD, and take care of Constantine and the bishops, then head on over to Mecca, around 600AD, and look in on Mohammed.
Solve all the worlds problems.

^This. Oh yes.

I'd go back 2040 some years and hide in the cave that Jesus was about to be buried in. Once his body was in there, I would come out of hiding and super glue a San Diego Chicken suit on him, glue a rubber meep onto each hand, sew a time bomb set for 5 minutes into his abdomen, then revive him with portable modern lifesaving machinery and drugs. Once he was staggering around and semi-conscious, I'd push him out of the cave into the arms of the people waiting outside. Then I'd come back to modern times to see how they explain THAT meep in the bible.

I'd travel a couple thousand years into the future. Enjoy the utopia of humans evolved past religion.

jesus christ, this thread

I'd bang all of your Mom's, so in modern times, I could yell at you all to get off the meeping internets and get outside and play.

during the week i can just watch musicals

@anothermonkeyenslaved

Weed has DEFINITELY improved

I'd go back and hand my father a condom on that fateful day.

I wonder if you can still get into heaven after that.

Not if yer poor.@StartRecordingNow

Coming back was easy, unfortunately, I am having problems making repairs for my return.
I fear saying anymore than this will jeopardize my return to the timeline from which I came.....

Hey, its the kid from the Hardon Collider.

Go back to the 60's,and become the the house keyboard player for Motown Records

@pete56

Aint you the wrong shade of pale for Motown?

Nope. Not all of 'em were black guys.Just most of 'em.

Ever hear of Duck Dunn and Steve Cropper?

Anyway,it's a lovely notion, but my rhythm and blues is somewhat lacking in 'rhythm'.
I a white guy,after all.

Rare Earth was a White Boy Motown Band. Isn't that You on stage left?

I was at this show, and on STP (don't ever do that meep...bad, bad, bad), and seem to have this back created memory of you being on stage.

@pete56

Sure have, didn't know they were Motown boys though.

Nope .Wasn't me,BG. i was too busy being an untalented youngster
GADS! STP?
'sides all that Dragonstaff, I'm not disciplined enough to play with those guys.
I knew a guy, the late Robbie King,who'd played on a couple of Supremes songs,and later became Bryan Adams keys player.
There were white guys who sessioned for Motown,just not a lot of 'em.
...plus they were all jazz guys,which I'm not.