We had a good run. [LULZ JK]

Ok funny story, really, I'm at kind of a loss for words...
A while ago Damo kind of moved on, doing the whole marriage/family/career thing, his last kick at the can was the turnkey, self-running LS 2.0 redesign.
Then he split it up with meepninja and me, ninja got to keep the bot and IRC, I got to keep Linkswarm.
I just don't have the heart for this anymore, and in order to keep this place from falling to suck, I'm putting a timer on it.
Linkswarm.com has 90 days.
90 Days for you to say goodbye to fellow LS meepgots
90 Days for you to copy your stuff outa here
90 Days for you to remember this place here, in this thread, which will be the memorial placeholder for linkswarm.com
NIGHTY NIGHT SWEET PRINCEmeepGOTS




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Good, imagine that the forum of elitest pricks ran out of people. enjoy your morbid obesity meepgot.
Jan06 '12
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I'd take the place over, why the meep not?
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meep. No moar BBPs? Fuks.
Jan06 '12
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Well meep. I got no place to hang out now. I suppose I'm just expected to run out and get a life?
meep that. If spankerchief is really gonna do halloween down Morro Bay way I guess I'll shoot for that.
Thanks for the laughs and the links. And meep every last one of you right up your ripping assholes.
Linkswarm is all wet.
Jan06 '12
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fine i'll admit it. i cried. so there. :'(
Jan06 '12
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@ehcuod illustrates nicely: we used to have better naysayers.
Jan06 '12
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While I realize sincerity is normally frowned upon in the Swarm, I'm going to buck that trend one last tome to say thanks to everyone who has contributed to this community over the years. Of all the qualities Linkswarm has embodied, there's been a particular one that I've cherished above all others: never knowing quite what was around the intellectual corner in the links, and yet finding bountiful characteristic regularity in the communal feel of threads and journals.
The Swarm is dead. Long Live The Swarm!
Jan06 '12
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89 days left, you meeping babytouchers
Jan06 '12
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I'll always have my Linkswarm mug. Hmmmm. I have always enjoyed this place. Except for qwerty. Hated that meepnuts.
Jan06 '12
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I found this place by accident. I design t-shirts for a so-called living, and one day I was searching for vector something-or-other and one of the results was something about a vector nuke PHP or something that Vas had "hacked the fuk out of". Since then, it's been the first place I log into every day, to get my news and laughs for the morning. You guys' responses to funny news, and the way you would meep-rape the trolls kept me coming back.
Although I'm 99.999% lurker, this was the only place I posted at when a very close friend was shot to death right in front of me, at work. I've never met another Swarmer, except Dagwood, who worked with me for a little while until he got all rapey and lost his job. But I've almost felt like I knew some of you, just seeing your posts and laughing about them. I always wanted to come to a BBP, but never had the funds or time. I'll miss you meepgots.
Jan06 '12
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I joined this place in 2004 and spent the majority of my 9-5 here ridiculing people that I liked and drawing meep for everyone, including the majority of LS 2.0. I used to love the meep out of this place, but I couldn't find the hilarity in life while going through a nasty divorce so I stopped coming here looking for it. Even though I check this place on a fairly regular basis, but never post, I'm going to miss being a part of something vile and terrible.
Off to Reddit I go.
Jan06 '12
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Ugh, reddit, really?
Jan06 '12
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Not to sound like a sad-sack, but this was the only place I had a voice on the web. I don't bother with facebook and I don't really post anywhere else either. IRL, I don't really make an effort to go out and meet people, so I only have 10-15 people I'd call friends (rather then co-workers or acquaintances).
This place had its own little something. Maybe it was the "small town" feel? It was easy to become involved it what went on around here (even if a peep was 95% lurker).
Iunno...
I'll miss LS, but its not like this is really a huge surprise. Its been feeling down-hill for a while, right? Things have been slowing down; people have been leaving.
I'm getting more depressed the more I think about this.
I should just go ahead and hit Post.
Jan06 '12
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Yeah man, where else am I supposed to get my daily links? This place posts about 5 links a week, that's not enough, dudebroguy.
Jan06 '12
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Finally this gutter of the internet with its bi-polar manic depressive bunch of smeep is being shut down!!!! No, seriously, I'll miss Linkswarm, but it is time for it to commit Seppuku just like Wotak did a while back. Since 2.0 started meep has been going down hill; the regulars have disappeared and it isn't fun anymore.
One thing I did love about LS was the freedom of speech it provided. I went to law school and now practice law, when I was a 2L there was a conversation thread Das Racis, it had some pretty meeping vile racist speech in it, but I used the entire post to support the value of racist speech vis-a-vis the First Amendment. Well, that ended up catapulting me into a position of being an "expert" on the First Amendment, which of course is completely meeping useless except in academia. So I guess I might the only person to have a IRL benefit from being here... Take that bi-polar. manic depressive, paranoid mother meepers!! I'll meet you all in meep at Arzon's block party!
Jan06 '12
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Wow... this is a shocker... but I get it... time is not always on our sides...
I haven't been around much in a long time myself. Very off and on... I will say I always expected this place to be around. It's always been like coming home. Have found many great hard to find items here... Made some good friends here... most of the folk that have been rockin the joint over the past year or so... well... sorry I never got to know any of you meepers.
We have a movie I had planned to show you guys, we're releasing later in the year (It won't be done... It won't be good... but by God it needs some kinda audience!) Also if you are interested at all you can hear me tell random, stories and life tales with another meepo who can name himself if so desired on a PodCast we've been running for the past 3 months or so... I think maybe there was fear of ridicule, so as not to post here before... but meep it... Poke fun at us! Be guests on our show someday! Follow me @CanucKast on Twitter and I will update you with new shows and tell you about the movie coming out hopefully by the summer-ish.
I'm canuckast@gmail.com if you want to add me to Google+ or invite me to a cabin in the woods for a creepy drinking festival! (Clavis!)
@vasudeva - Thanks for the adventure - By and far this place rocked hard for a long time for me so...based off of averages, I have had a most excellent journey here. Love Life Broham.
@LORDKAHUNA - You are a meepgot! :) I can't believe I am 1st hearing said announcement on the goddam internets.
@Clavis_Apocalypticae - Voted "Looks most at home in a posh cigar bar"!
@LOki - Thanks for teaching me gun etiquette! Let us shoot more things together!
@Gothmog - Thanks for letting me store my meep in that warm location that time!
@Cube - Never again will dollar bills be removed from my head without your face popping into my mind!
@dent - Your artistic interpretation of my stick figure drawings was a thing to behold! Make mad arty type dollars!
@spankerchief - Thank you for replacing my old flabby chest with a Large, Strong, Gleaming Chest with Steel Skulls!
@sunny77 - Keep those bent over meep pics coming on FB...But I could do with less YouTube Song videos :)
@HOBO - I too have a LinkSwarm mug I will drink a meepton of coffee out of! Clink
@Azron - Lets BBQ some meat again soon!
@Wotak... You are quite bald...
Good Bye All! (See some of you over beers...many many beers...)
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Awwww.......
Jan06 '12
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Haha that was awesome, right after that I chased this mofo getting into a random cab, the rest, history.
Jan06 '12
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Sad. It's hard to believe it has been about 7 years. Some people came and went. Others came and stayed, and should have left.
Lots of fun internet memories.
RIP CHEX
RIP AZRON
RIP LINKSWARM
meep you to those who should have died but didn't.
Now if only GDR and Dagwood would come back for one last hurrah.
Note: Pin this thread to the top page so it doesn't get lost in this piece of meep website.
Jan06 '12
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haha meepgots
Also, reddit? really? What for?
Jan06 '12
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Confession time:
I am IMFRANS
Jan06 '12
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Also, I DID edit all those Beachgoat posts
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good meeping riddance
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Also, selling meta data gathered from this site to buy myself a new car
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I am the 1%
Jan06 '12
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Also, nocal died, his wife asked me to keep this from you because she didn't want a bunch of "internet" people spamming funeral/memorial page etc, I only drop this info now because I am one of the few that knew him in meatspace
Jan06 '12
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Also, I can read all your PMs, pretty saucy stuff
Jan06 '12
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I sold a "cherry date" album of dumbskull and sunny's naked pictures, with the implication that these are ladies I could hook interested payers up with for dates. I only had one bite, and I tried to trick Dumbskull into meeting up with the guy, but I couldn't find her, so I told the dude she had contracted the HIV.
I made enough money to buy myself a new gaming computer.
Jan06 '12
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That felt good to get off my chest
Jan06 '12
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Me and Kahuna really are the people that called in that bomb threat in Beachgoat's name.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Jan06 '12
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hahaha, I remember that alienware rig
Jan06 '12
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LOLOL
EPIC PRANK
Jan06 '12
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Remember deleting all those stupid meepgy Wotak posts, then blaming it on Wotak, then, once Wotak was about to pee meep out his eyes, finally "admitting" it was GoogleBot?
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@vasudeva
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TRUFACT
Vasudeva and I actually hate most of you, and use you for revenue
AVG annual LS income 60k per year.
That is just referrer BS
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"AVG annual LS income 60k per year."
...and you're shutting down?
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That was to date, and I have another web-endeavor with partnerships, caveat, I cannot have a competing site.
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Not to mention, that is AVG, lately is hasn't been close to that, this year is the worst ever, also you have no idea the bandwidth cost of this joint
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Imagine me, on a slow month, paying for you meeps to be a retarded out of pocket, now imagine me not.
Jan06 '12
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Ok, who else wants some truth, belly up to the bar, this is your one shot, I might not answer right away, but I will do my best.