Secret Satan 2011
In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.
If there is, I am willing to run things from afar, unless someone US based would prefer to do it.
To allow for transport times to and from places outside the States, we need to start organising things now, so a show of hands needs to be done within the next week or so, and details finalised by the end of the month or thereabouts.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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Thu, Dec08
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Secret Satan gift sented offs.
Dull black and foreboding a package it is.
It may make you think "Christmas Puppy"
If you're in a horror movie and think this, then you die first.
Fri, Dec09
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Holy meep, Spanky!!! I am humbled, stunned, and giddy with delight. You are the BEST Secret Satan EVER!!! I want to hug you and bake you cookies...thank you so, so, so much. Um, yeah. Just YEAH!
Sat, Dec10
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meep. It already got there?!
Jeebus, UPS. Slow the f#ck down a little.
Sorry folks. I was just really excited. This has never happened before.
That, uh... should wipe right off...
Sat, Dec10
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:Grabs hat off nightstand:
:Runs:
Sat, Dec10
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The very cool key...it's a little skull with fangs and horns! I just LOVE this!!!!
Sat, Dec10
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...and my hand-drawn "Wendy" on the envelope....looks just like me, right?
Wed, Dec14
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Mine will be late too. I'm sorry. But rest assured, you will love it.
Wed, Dec14
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OK, so Spanky made us all look bad...BUT! Pepper & I will do our best to ship by Friday. Except for DragonStaff. He already shipped, so he's covered.
Dang, I'm a regular PRO-Crastinator.
Thu, Dec15
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Mines going to be very late sorry some unexpected bills came up and completely sucked my funds dry. Will be visiting the plasma center shortly.
Thu, Dec15
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Oh, Good, You're sending Blood!
Thu, Dec15
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My Secretly Satanic giftage has been sent away from me, and is now winging it's way to one of you. Sorry about your luck.
Thu, Dec15
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Also: Now I have chest envy.
Thu, Dec15
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^ We all have chest envy.
Fri, Dec16
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Haha I almost gave blood last night but not for a plasma center lol I love mosh pits at sreamo concerts. It's like a violent merry go round, best when intoxicated.
Sat, Dec17
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Gift padded, boxed and ready to ship tomorrow. Also it is a felony in Kentucky to UPS it. Good luck man cause my name will not be on it.
Mon, Dec19
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Sent. It should arrive by the 23rd.
UPS made me put my box in another box, so enjoy both yer boxes!
Part of mine is edible, but factory sealed. If yer the paranoid type, then feed some to a dog first?
Wed, Dec28
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What did everyone get?
If you are going to be late sending your gift, let me or the recipient know, so no-one feels ripped off. I know a couple of people have only just shipped, and my gift is one of those.
Fri, Dec30
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I am a Bad Elf....I'm a very, very Bad Elf. I am SO sorry, I am SO ashamed, but I shall get cracking this weekend on my supremely belated (but wonderful) package of delight. So sorry.....I am a Very Bad Elf and probably need to be spanked by Santa Goat.
Fri, Dec30
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@Pepper
It isn't a punishment if you enjoy it!
Fri, Dec30
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It appears it did not post my last comment. I will he late very late I will most definately have it by the end of Jan. Unfortunately I can't come up with an exact date but if you have a request for something let me know I'll do my best. Oh yes I have heather. So if you wan something specific let me know, I apologize for being so late.
Fri, Dec30
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If there was an award for World Class Procrastinator, I'd be in the top 10 nominees.....I feel very bad, but evidently Monkey feels worse! It's okay, honey, our intentions are good, right?
And if he spanks me, I won't be able to sit down and work, now, will I? :/
Fri, Dec30
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Mine showed up!
Thanks much, satan. I'll post a pic when/if i ever make it back home.
Sat, Dec31
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You are welcome mister peter.
Tue, Jan17
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Not to meep or anything but I think I've been stiffed.
Tue, Jan17
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@spankerchief
I will check with your Satan, man.
Tue, Jan17
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Uh, not to be one of those (but I guess the poker hand is called, and no, I'm not Spanky's), but my gift is in the box, ready to go, and I'm still letting it gather dust with the bills. Bad Goat. Will ship soon. 24th is a new gate job completion...hope to barf out everything then.
Tue, Jan17
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Oh right.
Swarmers are always broke.
Where the meep did that rumor that we all make 60k a year come from?
Wed, Jan18
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Somehow a $60 tithe got confused with a $60k salary and the rest is history.
Wed, Jan18
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[R.I.P. UNICODE-FLAVORED MOON LANGUAGE]
Wed, Jan18
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This is me tounging the tastiest of my three gifts.
Thanks Dragonstaff
Wed, Jan18
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lul
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@LORDKAHUNA
You are welcome, mate.
Wed, Jan18
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Fyi, that is a rooms meep
Sun, Jan22
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Um, How many people picked my name? I love to be showered with gifts but I've gotten contacted by more than one secret satan with apologies.
Also I am late with my gift too. No excuse other than insanity. I'll contact my SUPER SECRET RECIPIENT right this minute.
xo you lucky meep.