Secret Satan 2011
In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.
If there is, I am willing to run things from afar, unless someone US based would prefer to do it.
To allow for transport times to and from places outside the States, we need to start organising things now, so a show of hands needs to be done within the next week or so, and details finalised by the end of the month or thereabouts.
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LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
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linkswarm
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Heather
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: In before the+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You literally REFUSE+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
JohnLenin
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Typical,+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
pete56
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
BeachGoat
on French theme park with giant mechanical animals: Nice video of the+
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
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Dec08 '11
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Secret Satan gift sented offs.
Dull black and foreboding a package it is.
It may make you think "Christmas Puppy"
If you're in a horror movie and think this, then you die first.
Dec09 '11
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Holy meep, Spanky!!! I am humbled, stunned, and giddy with delight. You are the BEST Secret Satan EVER!!! I want to hug you and bake you cookies...thank you so, so, so much. Um, yeah. Just YEAH!
Dec10 '11
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meep. It already got there?!
Jeebus, UPS. Slow the f#ck down a little.
Sorry folks. I was just really excited. This has never happened before.
That, uh... should wipe right off...
Dec10 '11
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:Grabs hat off nightstand:
:Runs:
Dec10 '11
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The very cool key...it's a little skull with fangs and horns! I just LOVE this!!!!
Dec10 '11
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...and my hand-drawn "Wendy" on the envelope....looks just like me, right?
Dec14 '11
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Mine will be late too. I'm sorry. But rest assured, you will love it.
Dec14 '11
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OK, so Spanky made us all look bad...BUT! Pepper & I will do our best to ship by Friday. Except for DragonStaff. He already shipped, so he's covered.
Dang, I'm a regular PRO-Crastinator.
Dec15 '11
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Mines going to be very late sorry some unexpected bills came up and completely sucked my funds dry. Will be visiting the plasma center shortly.
Dec15 '11
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Oh, Good, You're sending Blood!
Dec15 '11
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My Secretly Satanic giftage has been sent away from me, and is now winging it's way to one of you. Sorry about your luck.
Dec15 '11
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Also: Now I have chest envy.
Dec15 '11
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^ We all have chest envy.
Dec16 '11
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Haha I almost gave blood last night but not for a plasma center lol I love mosh pits at sreamo concerts. It's like a violent merry go round, best when intoxicated.
Dec17 '11
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Gift padded, boxed and ready to ship tomorrow. Also it is a felony in Kentucky to UPS it. Good luck man cause my name will not be on it.
Dec19 '11
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Sent. It should arrive by the 23rd.
UPS made me put my box in another box, so enjoy both yer boxes!
Part of mine is edible, but factory sealed. If yer the paranoid type, then feed some to a dog first?
Dec28 '11
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What did everyone get?
If you are going to be late sending your gift, let me or the recipient know, so no-one feels ripped off. I know a couple of people have only just shipped, and my gift is one of those.
Dec30 '11
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I am a Bad Elf....I'm a very, very Bad Elf. I am SO sorry, I am SO ashamed, but I shall get cracking this weekend on my supremely belated (but wonderful) package of delight. So sorry.....I am a Very Bad Elf and probably need to be spanked by Santa Goat.
Dec30 '11
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@Pepper
It isn't a punishment if you enjoy it!
Dec30 '11
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It appears it did not post my last comment. I will he late very late I will most definately have it by the end of Jan. Unfortunately I can't come up with an exact date but if you have a request for something let me know I'll do my best. Oh yes I have heather. So if you wan something specific let me know, I apologize for being so late.
Dec30 '11
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If there was an award for World Class Procrastinator, I'd be in the top 10 nominees.....I feel very bad, but evidently Monkey feels worse! It's okay, honey, our intentions are good, right?
And if he spanks me, I won't be able to sit down and work, now, will I? :/
Dec30 '11
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Mine showed up!
Thanks much, satan. I'll post a pic when/if i ever make it back home.
Dec31 '11
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You are welcome mister peter.
Jan17 '12
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Not to meep or anything but I think I've been stiffed.
Jan17 '12
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@spankerchief
I will check with your Satan, man.
Jan17 '12
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Uh, not to be one of those (but I guess the poker hand is called, and no, I'm not Spanky's), but my gift is in the box, ready to go, and I'm still letting it gather dust with the bills. Bad Goat. Will ship soon. 24th is a new gate job completion...hope to barf out everything then.
Jan17 '12
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Oh right.
Swarmers are always broke.
Where the meep did that rumor that we all make 60k a year come from?
Jan18 '12
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Somehow a $60 tithe got confused with a $60k salary and the rest is history.
Jan18 '12
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[R.I.P. UNICODE-FLAVORED MOON LANGUAGE]
Jan18 '12
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This is me tounging the tastiest of my three gifts.
Thanks Dragonstaff
Jan18 '12
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lul
Jan18 '12
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@LORDKAHUNA
You are welcome, mate.
Jan18 '12
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Fyi, that is a rooms meep
Jan22 '12
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Um, How many people picked my name? I love to be showered with gifts but I've gotten contacted by more than one secret satan with apologies.
Also I am late with my gift too. No excuse other than insanity. I'll contact my SUPER SECRET RECIPIENT right this minute.
xo you lucky meep.