Secret Satan 2011
In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.
If there is, I am willing to run things from afar, unless someone US based would prefer to do it.
To allow for transport times to and from places outside the States, we need to start organising things now, so a show of hands needs to be done within the next week or so, and details finalised by the end of the month or thereabouts.
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I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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LINK: Depression Part Two
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: ALSO people like me?+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
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We called them meep Floss.
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We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
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http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: What if you live+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: http://www.youtube.c+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Blah blah (made up+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: How old are you+
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Hoplophobes have a+
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Pressure-cookers+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You organ worshipers+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You organ worshipers+
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Now they're coming+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Hi tesco, you+
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0 miles, 0 feet of climb, 72 degrees, 2 hours on a couch
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105 miles, 8500 feet of climb, 100 degrees, 7 hours on a bike
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "Or a bacteria+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Wasn't this about+
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LINK: This Is Water
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LINK: Cloud Robotics
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Twelve hours driving around goat tracks on a fire ground and three hours travel each way to get there and back home..I am knackered.
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Dec08 '11
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Secret Satan gift sented offs.
Dull black and foreboding a package it is.
It may make you think "Christmas Puppy"
If you're in a horror movie and think this, then you die first.
Dec09 '11
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Holy meep, Spanky!!! I am humbled, stunned, and giddy with delight. You are the BEST Secret Satan EVER!!! I want to hug you and bake you cookies...thank you so, so, so much. Um, yeah. Just YEAH!
Dec10 '11
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meep. It already got there?!
Jeebus, UPS. Slow the f#ck down a little.
Sorry folks. I was just really excited. This has never happened before.
That, uh... should wipe right off...
Dec10 '11
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:Grabs hat off nightstand:
:Runs:
Dec10 '11
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The very cool key...it's a little skull with fangs and horns! I just LOVE this!!!!
Dec10 '11
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...and my hand-drawn "Wendy" on the envelope....looks just like me, right?
Dec14 '11
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Mine will be late too. I'm sorry. But rest assured, you will love it.
Dec14 '11
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OK, so Spanky made us all look bad...BUT! Pepper & I will do our best to ship by Friday. Except for DragonStaff. He already shipped, so he's covered.
Dang, I'm a regular PRO-Crastinator.
Dec15 '11
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Mines going to be very late sorry some unexpected bills came up and completely sucked my funds dry. Will be visiting the plasma center shortly.
Dec15 '11
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Oh, Good, You're sending Blood!
Dec15 '11
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My Secretly Satanic giftage has been sent away from me, and is now winging it's way to one of you. Sorry about your luck.
Dec15 '11
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Also: Now I have chest envy.
Dec15 '11
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^ We all have chest envy.
Dec16 '11
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Haha I almost gave blood last night but not for a plasma center lol I love mosh pits at sreamo concerts. It's like a violent merry go round, best when intoxicated.
Dec17 '11
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Gift padded, boxed and ready to ship tomorrow. Also it is a felony in Kentucky to UPS it. Good luck man cause my name will not be on it.
Dec19 '11
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Sent. It should arrive by the 23rd.
UPS made me put my box in another box, so enjoy both yer boxes!
Part of mine is edible, but factory sealed. If yer the paranoid type, then feed some to a dog first?
Dec28 '11
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What did everyone get?
If you are going to be late sending your gift, let me or the recipient know, so no-one feels ripped off. I know a couple of people have only just shipped, and my gift is one of those.
Dec30 '11
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I am a Bad Elf....I'm a very, very Bad Elf. I am SO sorry, I am SO ashamed, but I shall get cracking this weekend on my supremely belated (but wonderful) package of delight. So sorry.....I am a Very Bad Elf and probably need to be spanked by Santa Goat.
Dec30 '11
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@Pepper
It isn't a punishment if you enjoy it!
Dec30 '11
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It appears it did not post my last comment. I will he late very late I will most definately have it by the end of Jan. Unfortunately I can't come up with an exact date but if you have a request for something let me know I'll do my best. Oh yes I have heather. So if you wan something specific let me know, I apologize for being so late.
Dec30 '11
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If there was an award for World Class Procrastinator, I'd be in the top 10 nominees.....I feel very bad, but evidently Monkey feels worse! It's okay, honey, our intentions are good, right?
And if he spanks me, I won't be able to sit down and work, now, will I? :/
Dec30 '11
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Mine showed up!
Thanks much, satan. I'll post a pic when/if i ever make it back home.
Dec31 '11
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You are welcome mister peter.
Jan17 '12
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Not to meep or anything but I think I've been stiffed.
Jan17 '12
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@spankerchief
I will check with your Satan, man.
Jan17 '12
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Uh, not to be one of those (but I guess the poker hand is called, and no, I'm not Spanky's), but my gift is in the box, ready to go, and I'm still letting it gather dust with the bills. Bad Goat. Will ship soon. 24th is a new gate job completion...hope to barf out everything then.
Jan17 '12
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Oh right.
Swarmers are always broke.
Where the meep did that rumor that we all make 60k a year come from?
Jan18 '12
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Somehow a $60 tithe got confused with a $60k salary and the rest is history.
Jan18 '12
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[R.I.P. UNICODE-FLAVORED MOON LANGUAGE]
Jan18 '12
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This is me tounging the tastiest of my three gifts.
Thanks Dragonstaff
Jan18 '12
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lul
Jan18 '12
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@LORDKAHUNA
You are welcome, mate.
Jan18 '12
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Fyi, that is a rooms meep
Jan22 '12
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Um, How many people picked my name? I love to be showered with gifts but I've gotten contacted by more than one secret satan with apologies.
Also I am late with my gift too. No excuse other than insanity. I'll contact my SUPER SECRET RECIPIENT right this minute.
xo you lucky meep.