Secret Satan 2011
In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.
If there is, I am willing to run things from afar, unless someone US based would prefer to do it.
To allow for transport times to and from places outside the States, we need to start organising things now, so a show of hands needs to be done within the next week or so, and details finalised by the end of the month or thereabouts.
Wotak
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: [@spankerchief](http+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: such a bunch of+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: The point being that+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Jees, tesco. This+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: You really seem to+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: meep! I figured out+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Spanker+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: /mildly meandering+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: All political+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: My bad, Dragon. I+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: On the plus side;+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Thanks a LOT, man.+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: 1. Apply clamps to+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I can't help but+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: 2013061612095073410FEth.jpg
MstrLance
Happy non-negligent jizzer day!
JohnLenin
Pats on the meep all 'round
JohnLenin
Yeah, congrats on jizzing inside of something and then not letting your mistake die from negligence.
spankerchi+
Happy Anniversary to all my fellow apostates of the rythm method! Clutch your bag of peas PROUDLY!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: You make enough+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: I do love the+
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
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on Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief: It is truly a+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Logic is lost on+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Loki You make enough+
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on The man who quit money: Dragonstaff. It is+
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MstrLance
spankerchi+
It's time to get busy.
spankerchi+
Cleaning the garage this morning so's I have room to build. I gritted my teeth and threw out all the old bits of armor, too-heavy maille(10-12 gauge) and a sword blank I'll never get around to beveling.
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on Spanky's Pic Place: HAHAHA! You'd be a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Oh, speaking of+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Obviously you doubt+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: tesco torque+
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: Perpetual+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: We're having new+
MstrLance
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: [@LOki](http://www.l+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: [@spankerchief](http+
linkswarm
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LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: Nothing, according+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: What really makes it+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Can someone tell me+
LOki
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: This is why I+
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on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: I am so looking+
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on WWII VD ads.: Ouch
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: The Doctors were+
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LINK: Esther Williams-DED
HOBO
on WWII VD ads.: Sunny?
spod
on WWII VD ads.: ha! Linkswarm: She+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: meep dude... You+
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on Beach Goat Survives Another Year; Will Somebody Please Shut Him Up?: how the meep did+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I know that feeling:+
MstrLance
on Spanky's Pic Place: Did you get+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Story time?
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Get thee to a+
LOki
on WWII VD ads.: Come to think of+
pete56
LINK: WWII VD ads.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place:
Ouch.
spankerchi+
If this is it though; With my dying breath, I CURSE TESCO!
spankerchi+
Been feeling nauseous and dizzy ever since. Cool-looking bruise though.
spankerchi+
I ran into a trailor hitch three days ago. Caught me right in the side under my ribs.
spankerchi+
How do you tell if you have internal bleeding?
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on Lou Reed gets a new liver: The New York doctors+
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Dec08 '11
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Secret Satan gift sented offs.
Dull black and foreboding a package it is.
It may make you think "Christmas Puppy"
If you're in a horror movie and think this, then you die first.
Dec09 '11
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Holy meep, Spanky!!! I am humbled, stunned, and giddy with delight. You are the BEST Secret Satan EVER!!! I want to hug you and bake you cookies...thank you so, so, so much. Um, yeah. Just YEAH!
Dec10 '11
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meep. It already got there?!
Jeebus, UPS. Slow the f#ck down a little.
Sorry folks. I was just really excited. This has never happened before.
That, uh... should wipe right off...
Dec10 '11
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:Grabs hat off nightstand:
:Runs:
Dec10 '11
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The very cool key...it's a little skull with fangs and horns! I just LOVE this!!!!
Dec10 '11
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...and my hand-drawn "Wendy" on the envelope....looks just like me, right?
Dec14 '11
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Mine will be late too. I'm sorry. But rest assured, you will love it.
Dec14 '11
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OK, so Spanky made us all look bad...BUT! Pepper & I will do our best to ship by Friday. Except for DragonStaff. He already shipped, so he's covered.
Dang, I'm a regular PRO-Crastinator.
Dec15 '11
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Mines going to be very late sorry some unexpected bills came up and completely sucked my funds dry. Will be visiting the plasma center shortly.
Dec15 '11
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Oh, Good, You're sending Blood!
Dec15 '11
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My Secretly Satanic giftage has been sent away from me, and is now winging it's way to one of you. Sorry about your luck.
Dec15 '11
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Also: Now I have chest envy.
Dec15 '11
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^ We all have chest envy.
Dec16 '11
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Haha I almost gave blood last night but not for a plasma center lol I love mosh pits at sreamo concerts. It's like a violent merry go round, best when intoxicated.
Dec17 '11
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Gift padded, boxed and ready to ship tomorrow. Also it is a felony in Kentucky to UPS it. Good luck man cause my name will not be on it.
Dec19 '11
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Sent. It should arrive by the 23rd.
UPS made me put my box in another box, so enjoy both yer boxes!
Part of mine is edible, but factory sealed. If yer the paranoid type, then feed some to a dog first?
Dec28 '11
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What did everyone get?
If you are going to be late sending your gift, let me or the recipient know, so no-one feels ripped off. I know a couple of people have only just shipped, and my gift is one of those.
Dec30 '11
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I am a Bad Elf....I'm a very, very Bad Elf. I am SO sorry, I am SO ashamed, but I shall get cracking this weekend on my supremely belated (but wonderful) package of delight. So sorry.....I am a Very Bad Elf and probably need to be spanked by Santa Goat.
Dec30 '11
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@Pepper
It isn't a punishment if you enjoy it!
Dec30 '11
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It appears it did not post my last comment. I will he late very late I will most definately have it by the end of Jan. Unfortunately I can't come up with an exact date but if you have a request for something let me know I'll do my best. Oh yes I have heather. So if you wan something specific let me know, I apologize for being so late.
Dec30 '11
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If there was an award for World Class Procrastinator, I'd be in the top 10 nominees.....I feel very bad, but evidently Monkey feels worse! It's okay, honey, our intentions are good, right?
And if he spanks me, I won't be able to sit down and work, now, will I? :/
Dec30 '11
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Mine showed up!
Thanks much, satan. I'll post a pic when/if i ever make it back home.
Dec31 '11
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You are welcome mister peter.
Jan17 '12
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Not to meep or anything but I think I've been stiffed.
Jan17 '12
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@spankerchief
I will check with your Satan, man.
Jan17 '12
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Uh, not to be one of those (but I guess the poker hand is called, and no, I'm not Spanky's), but my gift is in the box, ready to go, and I'm still letting it gather dust with the bills. Bad Goat. Will ship soon. 24th is a new gate job completion...hope to barf out everything then.
Jan17 '12
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Oh right.
Swarmers are always broke.
Where the meep did that rumor that we all make 60k a year come from?
Jan18 '12
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Somehow a $60 tithe got confused with a $60k salary and the rest is history.
Jan18 '12
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[R.I.P. UNICODE-FLAVORED MOON LANGUAGE]
Jan18 '12
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This is me tounging the tastiest of my three gifts.
Thanks Dragonstaff
Jan18 '12
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lul
Jan18 '12
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@LORDKAHUNA
You are welcome, mate.
Jan18 '12
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Fyi, that is a rooms meep
Jan22 '12
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Um, How many people picked my name? I love to be showered with gifts but I've gotten contacted by more than one secret satan with apologies.
Also I am late with my gift too. No excuse other than insanity. I'll contact my SUPER SECRET RECIPIENT right this minute.
xo you lucky meep.