Future Dead meep
So a friend calls me and tells me he was awaken one night by some loud bangs.He goes to investigate,because his wife was in the bedroom,and he fell asleep on the couch.
Turns out,his wife (whom happens to be a police officer) saw someone peeping into their window.The loud bangs he heard,was her popping off a few rounds in this soon to be dead meeps direction of escape.
My friend pops off a few rounds from his shotgun as well,just to let a mother meeper know,that even though you walked away clean this time,don't come back.
This is the pic that was taken from the 'trailcam',two weeks AFTER the original incident.This mother meeper has big meep!Or,is as stupid as they come...Gonna be a dead mofo if he/she/heshe shows up again





Sun, Jul17
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LOL, meepgot wearin' white to a ninja B&E? Him's dumber. Kill it. Be sure to dig a 6 foot deep, easy to access, hole before you pull the trigger, though.
Sun, Jul17
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Warm surfaces appear white in IR.
Sun, Jul17
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Hm.

Just looked like B&W to me but you appear to be right. Either way, this meepo is meeping up in the wrong neighborhood. These hillbillies will literally BBQ this idiot. I'm looking for an invite. Save me the liver, Smoke.
Sun, Jul17
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PROTIP: He can dig his own damned hole before you pull the trigger.
Sun, Jul17
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Perhaps confused Alzheimer's patient that used to enter his own house through the windows?
Sun, Jul17
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The Route 20 corridor, from Buffalo to past the Gary Indiana , area has the craziest people I ever encountered. They'll blow this meeper away, and none of the locals will take notice, much less learn from it. More will just come in its place.
Sun, Jul17
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Bear traps dude, Bear traps.
Sun, Jul17
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^ Right - but just make sure your homeowner's insurance is all paid up because you will be sued if your burglar steps in a bear trap.
Sun, Jul17
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:watches with interest:
Sun, Jul17
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^ Professional interest.
Sun, Jul17
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Well, you know...
You're never too old to try something new :)
Sun, Jul17
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Probably wasn't a good idea to put this on the internet.
Sun, Jul17
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Cameras don't mean meep to this level of meep. They're like raccoons.
Sun, Jul17
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Mon, Jul18
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Probably wasn't a good idea to put this on the internet.
premeditation.
shooting someone not inside your actual house walls sounds like a pretty actively bad idea. shouldn't the copwife know this?
Mon, Jul18
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Disappeared dead men in holes tell no tales.
Mon, Jul18
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I'm pretty sure the "Castle Doctrine" would be relevant in this situation.This meeper wasn't there peeping into the windows to ask for a cup of sugar.
I would feel very threatened if someone were to be peeping into my windows.
Mon, Jul18
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This can still be used as evidence in a civil suit, which may end up being more damaging than state.
Mon, Jul18
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Turns out,his wife (whom happens to be a police officer)
Oh loofles, never mind then. She could probably do a magdump into this fool on her porch and get promoted to general of the police force or something.
Mon, Jul18
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Yeah, I don't know much about the law, but shooting someone NOT inside your house may not hold up in court as "protecting your domicile". meep, I have had friends sleep on other people's lawns, wander around their sun porches, and swim in their pools. Not sure if anyone would defend shooting them.
Tue, Jul19
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i would seriously urge you to look up your particular state's laws regarding use of lethal force.
Tue, Jul19
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Truth
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Thu, Jul21
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Killing is wrong.
Couldn't you simply beat the evildoer liberally about the head and shoulders and let him go;
Resting assured that he's seen the error of his ways?
Thu, Jul21
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In Texas, you can shoot someone just for looking at you crossways.
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Like this?
