ASK ANY SWARMER ANY QUESTION

@meeproach

I like that you've actually found a way to stuff your meep up a meep.

literally lol @ everything

@vasudeva

How's the domestic life treatin ya?

I'm fairly certain his silence is speaking volumes.

@meeproach

@sunny77 What do you like and not like about my self portrait?

everything and nothing, respectively. i also think you should make more use of the uploader

Dear LS, i've missed you, and then again, i haven't XD. @EVERY SWARMER YOU READS THIS: what the meep happened to you in your lives that made you want to (swarm/troll/browse/what ever the meep you do here) this site. Please elaborate on any childhood traumas, in fact elaborate on any trauma so that i may try my best to put a pathetic and uneducated analysis on the group psyche of those who feel the need to insult, counsel, and whatever else swarmers may consider themselves to be doing.

@anothermonkeyenslaved

It's just fun.

@anothermonkeyenslaved

if you have to ask, then you'll never know

Came for the links, stayed for the honest and brutal psychotherapy. Very few people in real life will tell you exactly how meeped up you are without holding your hand and wiping your meep. Here, there is no mercy. You are laid to the bone, no doubt about it. You walk away bleeding, but if you have any soul left to yourself, you will look at the truth exposed, and DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR OWN meepED UP meep.

I pissed my pants in front of everyone here more times than I care to mention, but I tried to fix it...and Wotak...Geez..All I can do is shake my head at that circus when he started. (and now he's "better") It is worth it. If you work the thing. It's Charlie's Family, without the fun meep, like LSD & Home Invasion Mass Killings.

Not easy, Sweety-Pants. Double hard for girls. Good luck.

Goat

@anothermonkeyenslaved

^ I meant to quote your Monkeymeep..Ooops!

^This.
Internet Psychiatry 101:
The first step to emotional health is to have a meepload of Swarmers call you a whiny meep and point out EXACTLY where you're meeping up.

Women get stuck on the tone and the harshness of the words.
If you have ANY kind of desire to be a better person, you ignore how hurtful the intent may seem and give some thought as to if there's any truth to it.

BG and Spankie have it to rights. This place does that, quite well. Therapy for masochists, but it seems to work.

@dragonstaff

@sunny77

@BeachGoat

@spankerchief

I do quite thoroughly enjoy brutal honesty, and i can see how LS can be an attraction to 'lost souls' to be overly cheesy, i'm not hurt by people on the internt, because on the internet, it's strange but people are actually MORE honest, the fake profiles and personas created i think are a bigger insight into that person than any conversation with a person right in front of you. It's thrilling, i was wondering if any of you would be willing to give me advice, since this isn't the appropriate place for such, i'm going to create a journal, please feel free to come and troll, maybe even surprise me with a nugget of knowledge.

" since this isn't the appropriate place for such, i'm going to create a journal"

you're hopeless.

@JohnLenin

How so, please elaborate on how that quote makes me hopeless. To clarify on that comment, when i said this place wasn't appropriate, i was referring to the forum, not the site, and since it's asking for advice on a personal level i felt a journal would be more appropriate since its not a link to an article. Also since i like to rant, i felt that a forum wasn't quite the way to go either.

@anothermonkeyenslaved

I want to slowly meep your mouth while watching Captain America and eating nachos.

Thats interesting, do you always associate captain america with meep? Perhaps you have a fetish for super heroes. The nachos can be an indicator of several things, a taste for dirty or 'unclean' meep, or perhaps a disinterest in meep, as though you view it as a daily chore perhaps? Either that or you have a eating disorder thats diminished your meep life so you use food as substitution for meepual gratification. @BigDinWaunakee

chugga chugga chugga chugga all aboard!

Getting psychoanalyzed by damaged goods. Welcome to linkswarm.

Also the captain america leads me to believe, that you may be confused about your meepuality, tell me what do you believe yourself to be, straight, meep, bimeepual, meep? Or any other form of orientation you prefer?@anothermonkeyenslaved

I should probably clarify that I'm using the term "goods" loosely.

That was supposed to be a reply to bigdin. I really need to meeping polish my computer skills.

@JohnLenin

Do you think there is a psychologist, or a human for that matter, that is not 'damaged goods' in some way? I believe in order to understand the damaged psyche of another, you have to understand your own flaws.

Sure, everyone's a little screwy, but I'd bet like ten whole dollars that you don't know how deep your rabbit hole goes.

Oh i know i'm screwy. I know that i have a great many issues that stem from my poor decisions and abuse that affect my daily life. I understand this. I'm well aware of them. What is your point?@JohnLenin

@beachgoat What is your favorite guilty pleasure?

@anothermonkeyenslaved

No, I just want a hummer and entertainment while satiating my hunger. I'm a very pragmatic and efficient German, so this checks three off the list of daily to-dos. That idea makes me hot (as a German).

You could easily substitute the following for the film: Harry Potter DH Pt2, Bridesmaids, Willy Wonka atcF (original)
You could easily substitute the following for food: pizza, steak, ravioli, melba rounds.

But there is no substitute for mouth meeping, so open up those jaws.

@anothermonkeyenslaved

PS... I'm not meep. I like women, their breasts, their dark hair (above and below), and their slender bodies. The male body is somewhat unattractive and immediately makes my pee-pee go soft.

@JohnLenin

@beachgoat What is your favorite guilty pleasure?

I was going to go with food. but I never feel guilty about that.

Back when cars still had "windwings", when I would get irritated with folks, I would walk up and pop one open and pee on their driver's seat. Nowadays, I tends to pop a lunger on the door handle instead. They come out in the morning and get a handful of mucus first thing. Caustics on the body of the car (muriatic, etc.) are also nice. A dixie cup of acid does a world of hurt on a paint job. I am not fond of meep drivers, and we live in a very small town...it's not hard to find them. I feel kind of bad about that, but not enough to stop it from happening once a year or so.

I was hit by a car on my bike last Autumn, and he was the last guy to get the Goat treatment. Hydrofloric acid (Blue Flash) on his windshield. If he drives blind, meep him.

Yo, AJ, man,..........Stop sharing. Fo reals , yo. You make me want early AM gin.

this has provided me with a gratifying amount of lulz when most needed

sorry bob, lol i just enjoy the reactions i get from people. Negative or otherwise. :D@bobacus

@BigDinWaunakee

then you bark up the wrong tree, i'm not feminine in the least, i'm definately not slender, my jaws don't open for any man. You get yourself a meep and some big titties, i'm your guy, if your cute. Sorry bud.

@anothermonkeyenslaved

Daddy wants to mouth-meep!

I shall not be denied.

Learn to be more flexible, then you will have no need to worry about it again.@BigDinWaunakee

> i'm not hurt by people on the internt

lol i just enjoy the reactions i get from people. Negative or otherwise

Contradiction much?
@anothermonkeyenslaved

How does that contradict?@Heather

@nodal

Are you dead?