To Tell The Truth...

I prefer watered-down juice over beer.

I am hung like a soup can.

No woman (as of yet) has inspired me as much as my barbecue trailer.

When the kids leave, I'm considering developing a drug habit and/or some mental illness to get some creative drive going.(Sober people just don't give enough of a meep)

I've spoken my peace with god. We can safely ignore one another now.

i'm a very moody person, and it tends to complicate things

i have an intense hatred for both my parents, i can be civil with my mom though

sometimes i'd like to request the 77 taken off my handle, but then i reconsider think thing'd never be the same

there is someone i have been dreaming about for several years, and no matter what meep this person pulls on me irl, my love for this person is unwavering and unconditional, (yes, i know how that sounds) and this is the only person who this cirmeepstance applies to.

i dislike myself most days. i doubt that will ever change.

i play video games more than any person ever should.

edit: but then i reconsider, thinking things'd never be the same

I've lived on a vegetarian diet for nearly three decades. I was an omnivore for a dozen years before that.

I smoke pot every day, more or less, but I've never mentioned it on the internet before now.

I build and repair computers for fun, usually for free, often out of discarded upgrade leftovers.

I can read and write Norse runes and Tengwar.

I own a PS3 and an xbox360, but almost never touch either one.

I liked LS1.0 better in many respects.

I have three sheds in my back yard. They're full.

I think sunny77 is friendlier than LK. I'm pretty sure he's okay with that.

I wish nocal and ghostie would come back.

Linkswarm was more fun before 2,0 and the mass exodus.

This forum is some girl scout camp fire bullmeep.

I love my crockpot.

I hate pretty much everything about myself.

I enjoy myself more alone than with other people.

I have become very close friends with people I secretly thought were loathsome pieces of meep.

I have a weird fear of being liked/appreciated and often misconstrue compliments and friendly gestures as patronizing and insincere.

I miss the old linkswarm and kind of don't like a couple of the current mega-posters.

I want wotak to post more.

I have had a few things going on that suggest I should probably try to see a neurologist, but I'm going to keep putting it off until I decide I shouldn't.

I used to have a lot of dreams about sucking my own meep. no meep stuff tho

I'm glad my music bullmeep is starting to go somewhere because it means I'm closer to my goal of spending my free time smoking pot and boning suicide girls.

Having people give me money or buy things for me almost makes me feel sick (unless it's my family and a holiday/birthday), even though I'm broke and things just sort of end up that way sometimes. I feel indebted to a few nogs from here for some relatively trivial meep, and I probably won't forget about it for years.

I'm beginning to forget why I hate my mom.

I have Alex Trebek's home phone number.

I literally do not give a meep about life. I'm not sure why but I know that it began right after my NDE car accident.

I would literally kill a person with no remorse if that person willfully harmed one of my family. This is the only thing I can think of that actually scares me.

My short-term memory is meeped up as the result of a the closed head injury I suffered in the car accident. I will literally forget your name five minutes after I meet you. This makes me very uncomfortable in social situations.

I hate my meeping face and am extremely puzzled as to how my Wife can actually love me when I am suck and ugly human and she is not.

I have never loved my Mother and I have hated my Father, who killed himself when I was three, with all of my heart for all of my life. The only parental figure I ever loved was my paternal Grandmother and when she died, I was in prison. I have never forgiven myself for no being there with her.

I think about suicide on a regular basis but would never kill myself because of my hatred for my own Father.

Pot makes me want to kill myself and that is why I do not smoke it. I tell everyone that I don't smoke it because it makes me paranoid.

Until I met my wife, I had never really loved anyone... and sometimes I cry when I look at her because she's my garden of eden.

Clavis made me cry like a meeping meep on the way back from PA and I love that meeping meep hardcore for being such an honest and beautiful person.

I hate Chex for leaving so many awesome family members and friends alone.

I will regret typing every word of this as soon as I hit the little blue post meepon.

admittedly, i have more in common with the last two posters than i'm willing to admit.

I'll post in this thread some more to make that statement even more true.

You're welcome.

i am manic-depressive with an anxiety problem. there are three types of people in my subjective view of the world: those i love, those i am terrified of and those i am indifferent towards.

i can't accept someone liking/being nice to me, so i will do things subconsciously and sometimes knowingly to meep things up so it's comfortable for me, because the more someone dislikes me the more attractive they become. i've never met anyone who hasn't given in to my bullmeep.

i'll wager i'm more suicidal than wotak is, but mine comes and goes.

I'm bi, and I don't give a meep about your meepuality, or what you think of mine. If I'm not sleeping with you it's not an issue. If it's an issue it's YOUR problem.

I think women are far more adept at living life properly, and offer more humane, and human agreeability than men.
Men are too busy worrying about the status of their meeps vs other guys meeps.

If i died tomorrow, I think that'd be a good thing, but I'm not suicidal.
I'm just tired of pursuing the unattainable, and tired of having my personal freedoms taken away bit by bit. I'm tired of the cost of life, both monetarily, and socially. It's unfortunate that I'm not a quitter.

Getting stoned or drunk annoys me.

I had a total breakdown in the spring of '08 and spent three and a half months in hospital being treated for severe anxiety and depression. I feel much better now. On the other hand, I agonized for five minutes whether or not to share.

I miss ghost's gritty bucolic wisdom too.

I love you guys.

I like to get hard and then sick all over it.

I prefer the way ls 1.0 worked, but like ls 2.0 pretty face

I will put things off due to some irrational laziness or subconscious fear of having to do something important, even if the thing is vital like pay a bill, fix the car, cancel something before money is involved.

I have not grown up since going to university. even though I am 30 with a family and responsibilities, I still have the mentality of a 20 year old student with nothing to worry about.

I prefer my new job over all other jobs I've ever had even though it is a relatively menial and physical and has no real importance compared to other jobs where I have held supervisory or managerial roles. It is also not because the pay and hours are better, cooworkers aren't as good as others ive had either.

I regularly plan on committing crimes in my head, from small meep and grabs to actual robbing a business. Not due to being broke and penniless, but just to increase my personal belongings.

I feel no guilt to 99.9% of the world, the only people I would never hurt is mrs nurglets and son of nurglets. Even though I love them I don't/wouldn't regret taking money/possessions from my parents and other close family/friends.

...you can't handle the truth...

Been going through a divorce for 9 months which has made me a bit reclusive these days, especially here.

I spent a vacation at the local looney bin last year for panic attacks and depression. My ex-wife left me for the 3rd time in a year, and I didn't know if I should kill her or myself. She called the cops because I shut my phone off (thinking I killed myself), and they dragged me to the hospital. Best thing I ever did in my life. It was like a hard-reset on my brain.

I can't ejaculate. Doc thinks it's my anxiety meds. Just about done weening off of those. What I would give to bust a nut on someone.

I'm considering leaving my design career to do tattoos full time. Computer design has become a complete meeping bore.

I miss posting here in LS, a lot. There's a few peeps here that seriously changed my life. You know who you are,

My ex-wife loved to meep during meep. Unfortunately she would only have meep once every 3 months, that rancid meep.

I hate my oldest step-daughter to death. I wish I never talked to her again.

I wish I was a father but it's too late.

I never knew my own father.

I think my mother was probably crazy on some level.

I am always the poorest person in any social setting.

I went to a State university and it makes me insecure.

My wife is too good looking and too tall for me.

We get weird looks sometimes but she is oblivious.

I sometimes feel I used up all my luck in getting her and have none left.

I consider myself ugly and if I'm not charming or funny 100% of the time people will turn off to me immediately.

I know I'd have an easier life if I was better looking. It depresses me that what it comes down to generally.

I can not fight.

I once had a dream that I found a bag of percocet and woke up incredible happy. It was better than a meep dream, worrisome !

I could easily become an addict and I don't blame people who are.

I know my brother is meep but he will never tell me and I will never let on.

My life will most likely end with suicide, it make too much sense.

The idea of becoming demented in your last days makes me sick.

I think about meep like this way too much.

Between the ages of 15 and 22 I did not go a day without thinking about killing myself.

I almost killed myself when I was 16. I had the gun in my mouth but couldn't pull the trigger.

I have no friends other than those I know and have met on this site.

I avoid human contact as much as possible. I get up, go to work, pretend to have normal interactions, and go home. Every single day.

I had to commit my mother several years ago. The second and third times my sister did it. We haven't had to do it since.

I want to love a woman and have a family but know this will probably never happen. Every time I think about it I get very angry.

I enjoy trolling and hurting other people online but in real life I love everybody and want to be loved by everyone in return.

What wotak said about clavis.

The only person besides my dad and Grandmother I ever felt loved by was an adoring 400 pound babysitter and my step monster.
(I think this is why I'm into fat chicks to this day).

We love you, bob, and collectively we weigh a lot more than that.

I hate the 'meep' thing, and the fact this site never stops loading on my computer(see also: RAM hog).
The facelift is lovely but meepbersome, and what happened to the links to other sites it used to have in the bottom right hand corner?
As much of a LinkSwarm junkie as I am (there's some extraordinarily intelligent, observant, talented, and genuinely funny people here), there's other good sites that used to be listed.

^Tru dat.
Everything @Wotak and @JohnLenin said, except for the bits about being loved and boning suicide girls.(I'm jealous as meep)

I like @JohnLenin, @Wotak, @Nurglets and the rest of you navel-gazers REGARDLESS.

Good to know most people on here are depressed, suicidal, anti-social, meep ups.

I took the SAT for another person. They ended up getting into a better college than I did. I spent the money I earned on booze and sneakers.

Reading meepninja and dents posts make me wish that they lived in my town, we would hang out every meeping day.

This^

I don't consider myself suicidal or a meep-up by any stretch. I was born with a sissy nervous system and have tried my hardest to not let it constantly kick me in the nuts. Unfortunately the last few years of my marriage beat me to a pulp and I had a couple of dark days where I didn't know how to get help. Fortunately I did and lead a pretty fantastical life.

I hope some others here can find some solace from their skeletons, y0.

i take antidepressants and they blunt my emotions and make me somewhat indifferent. they also help me deal with NOT having invasive thoughts and i don't deal with my actual problems. ideally i'd like to come off them at some point so i can deal with myself as myself, but i am an angry, emotional meeping wreck without them and i can't envision a cirmeepstance or scenario where this would be realistic or feasible, other than being completely alone.

everyone in this thread, ya'll will be alright.

I left my wief last December.

I would poopchest LK while jacking off.

Been through the depression thing staying in bed 24/7.

I use humor as a defensive weapon.

I miss Dumbskull.

My sister and I are three years apart. We barely knew my mom until we were in junior high. After the birth of my sister, mom had severe post partum depression and tried to drown us both in the bathtub. A neighbor heard my screams and stopped her. I love my mom, but I'll never trust her. Ever.

My parents don't talk about what my mom did. My sister and I didn't know what happened or why we had to live with our aunt and uncle. I heard the story from my grandmother when she was dying. I was 17. I told my sister and I regret that decision every day.

My sister has tried to kill herself twice. She's currently on a boatload of drugs and has been institutionalized a few times.

I'm alternately guilty and thankful that I walked away from this meepstorm of an upbringing basically okay.

This thread depresses me.

I feel sad for all of you and hope that your lives get better soon.

I also realize that mine could be a lot worse than it is, even with my debt level and the ex's bullmeep.

I have been a registered member for 2 years and only posted 8 times.

I can't wait until this "meep" meep has run it's course. That has got to be the stupidest meme ever.

I have an irrational fear of mutilation, especially losing a hand or arm in an accident.

I have had a recurring nightmare since childhood that sounds so stupid when I try to explain it anyone, but scares the meep out of me every time.

I drink too much.

I don't use Facebook or Twitter and I have never sent or received a text message by phone.

I have stopped using LS as much because of my career and because 2.0 confuses the meep out of me. I miss seeing who was leading in radfactor on the front page. I still haven't figured out posting pictures. I still lurk though.

I meeping hate seeing "meep" everywhere on LS and I don't understand why it is there.

I can only watch meep porn that involves meep strapon action.

I was rejected for military services four times. It was my dream when I was a kid. It make me feel like less of a man.

I have written three books that I am afraid to let other people read. Instead I am publishing on academic paper that even bores me when I read it.

I am a devout Catholic and I support meep marriage and people can't understand that.

I have been in love with the same woman for eight years but in a lot of ways she treats me like meep but she wants to get married and I will probably go along with it.

If someone sick asked me to assist in their suicide I would kill them myself but I couldn't help them kill themselves.

I am sure if any of you actually met me you would instinctively hate me. Let me put it this way: I was the guy you hated in high school, the guy you wanted to fail and were convinced would fail because of karma, and the guy you hate more because he didn't fail.

I believe the meep thing is just a way of censoring the site to non-registered users, allowing vasudeva to show off the site to people (potential employers included?) without offending them right off the bat. I could be wrong. Regardless, quit yer meeping.

Understandable.
I'm all for high art, love and charity, but a guy's gotta at least break even.

I am a mutant. I'm not saying that to be funny, I literally have a meeped up physiology. I've never had a bruise anywhere on my body. I have no body odor. I could work and sweat and not shower for a week and you would never know it. Almost every drug I've ever taken either doesn't work at all, or does something weird to me, to the point that I'm scared to take anything, and one of my biggest fears is getting in a car accident and having to have emergency surgery.

Had my first major surgery last August, the drugs they gave me turned me into a different person for 10 days, and I have no memory of that time. I worry constantly that I did something embarrasing or terrible around a family member during those 10 days and they won't tell me what I did. The person I turned into was extremely abusive, to the point that my wife almost left me. The only good thing about this episode was that there were no pain meds that worked on me, and thank god I can't remember the pain. My wife tells me that when they woke me from surgery, all I kept saying was "Civil War" over and over again. Before the surgery, I told her I had read about soldiers who had amputations during the civil war without anesthetic or pain medication. They tried everything to get my pain under control after the surgery, and I almost died from the amount of drugs I was given.

When I was 18 I was athletic to the point where I could have gone pro in any number of sports. Now I'm 45 and can hardley walk around the block. I wish I had sat around and watched TV all the time when I was young, instead of wearing out my body.

I generally hate almost every human being I meet. If there were a meepon that I could push that would kill every human being on the planet, guaranteed, I would push it without a second thought. I think the planet would be a much better place without us.

I can only watch meep porn that involves meep strapon action.

all i've been watching lately, has to be forced though

Hrm

wtf