Can we dish on some mom-scares. How wonderful is/was YOUR mama?
Mine has the most disgusting troll toes the world has ever seen and she absolutely loves to wear open toed shoes. Blithely offensive to the entire world, that's my moms.
M is for the Motorboat I gave her
O is for that O face that she does
T is for the meep that still have flavor
H is for the hummer, just because
E is for the eating that comes later
R is for the Rim Job she does right
Happy Mother's Day