This sure does appear to be a forum.

OK... muy confusion. Like... the newest incarnation of Rooster Cogburn Jeff Bridges? for real?
If so, very cool!

Nice to meet you Jeff. You can just call me The Dude. We have something in common, as I am also an actor.
You might have seen me on Broadway starring in a play about an episode of my life written by my good friend William Shakespeare.

Jeff,

If I says nasty things, will you Deerezz me?

Hi Jeff,

You might remember me- I'm Ted Lange...better known as Isaac the Bartendar on the hit show "The Love Boat" Welcome to LS

Warm Regards,

Hobo AKA Ted Lange AKA Isaac

I don't believe you. Therefore, you must tell me something only Jeff Bridges would know. It's the only way forward.

@BigDinWaunakee

Jeff, If I says nasty things, will you Deerezz me?

If I derezzed you that would really mess with my whole zen thing, man.

However, allow me to direct you to a video that demonstrates the one time where derezzing isn't necessarily a bad thing.

@MstrLance

I don't believe you. Therefore, you must tell me something only Jeff Bridges would know. It's the only way forward.

If I told you something only I would know, how would you know if what I told you I know is REALLY something I know?

This forum doesn't appear to facilitate the editing of posts. This will not stand, man!

I guess I'll just have to get used to these things...

You guys should be glad that you got me and not that Andrew WK character.

In other news, I'm thinking of taking James Franco's lead and teaching a college course dealing with all things Jeff Bridges. What do you guys think?

I think... uh, no wait... nope it was just a fart.

One more mouth to feed, a, 'tak?

I, for one, am giddy. The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader Murdering Mom is one of my all-time favorites!

Jeff,

If I mail you a freshly severed limb, would you sign it and return A.S.A.P.

Please repack in fresh dry ice and mail via overnight Fedex. I'll cover your costs once the insurance claim gets approved.

Address:

UW Hospitals and Clinics
Attn: Hand Surgery Clinic B
600 Highland Ave.
Madison, WI 53792

Thanks,
BDiW

Dremels take quite a while to cut through bone.

Hard to replace broken cut-off wheels with teeth.

Tiny screw keeps falling into blood pool on floor.

Where is Wotak when you need him?

@Richard_Parker

I can feed my own mouth. I'm not a child, or homeless. I'm the dude.

@BigDinWaunakee

I can't sign that limb, I'm Jeff Bridges!

Give us Randy's phone number. He can verify whether or not you're legit. (We promise not to give his number to the Hollywood Star Whackers.)

Just for your information, This guy is 100% legit.

meep boy howdy.

(my first comment here and also my favorite phrase. I have never had such a perfect use for it.)

(equivalent to the hippie dippie zen act)

tada

I seriously did not know what was the deal with the word "meep" all over the sight till just now.
I phucking hate it. I almost asked because I like the site but hated the word meep.
I dislike it to the point of I would never send anyone to a site covered in meep.

Now I know its a profanity filter or something and even worse it has ruined my first post and favorite phrase.
"Sh*t Boy Howdy" is not the same as "Meep Boy Howdy"
Meep Boy Howdy doesn't scare anyone.

This should be a new forum topic because in my opinion linkswarm is the last place that needs a profanity filter.
I have a five year old that can say any word she chooses except racist words.
I feel there is no such thing as a bad word.
What does everyone think?
It is phucking stupid to have a forum that changes the words chosen by the poster.
It is the equivalent of EBAY's feedback that can be changed by a third party for a fee.
I predict no one agrees with me.
meep is stupid and childish and so am I
I seriously hate the fact my first post was ruined by the word meep

Meep you

It only ruined it for non-members, and they don't count for meep.

Oh, and Jeff, good show as of late.I knew you had more talent than Starman let you show.

The meeperizer is enjoyed only by anonymous people. What do you care about people who can't be bothered to log in? "Hey, there's this website I never log into, and some guy I never saw post before said meep into it today. Day ruint?' I'm banking on not.

@phuckhead

I seriously did not know what was the deal with the word "meep" all over the sight till just now. I phucking hate it. I almost asked because I like the site but hated the word meep. I dislike it to the point of I would never send anyone to a site covered in meep. Now I know its a profanity filter or something and even worse it has ruined my first post and favorite phrase. "Sh*t Boy Howdy" is not the same as "Meep Boy Howdy" Meep Boy Howdy doesn't scare anyone. This should be a new forum topic because in my opinion linkswarm is the last place that needs a profanity filter. I have a five year old that can say any word she chooses except racist words. I feel there is no such thing as a bad word. What does everyone think? It is phucking stupid to have a forum that changes the words chosen by the poster. It is the equivalent of EBAY's feedback that can be changed by a third party for a fee. I predict no one agrees with me. meep is stupid and childish and so am I I seriously hate the fact my first post was ruined by the word meep

Membership has it's privileges. This is one of the more notable ones.

I probably wouldn't fit in around here, as it's not in my nature to hurt someone's feelings on purpose.

You'er deliberately implying that linkswarmers are mean, which hurts vasudeva's feeling you meep.

@meeproach

Um, Vasudeva put his only feeling into LBP and converted it to spawn. Please enjoy the life we have left before said spawn rides in on the final horse to destroy the entire everything.

Ok, if your Rooster Cogburn, then you can tell me who this is.

I. Am. Iron-Man. Or rather...you are. How did you do that whole film with NO. SCRIPT!

ennyhoo... Pleased to meet you. Virtually.
I'm not a particularly huge movie kinda guy, but I don't recall seeing a Jeff Bridges movie I didn't like.
...and the all things Jeff Bridges class sounds like a winner. Sort of a scholastic truth or dare...with groupies, and autograph hounds.
Having been a Marvel comics guy since I was 6 (about half a century ago), the first Iron Man movie thrilled the meep out of me. It's too bad there's no return for you.
You do good sociopath, even though Jeff Bridges a a bad guy is a wierd concept for me.
In my own peculiar little mind I keep associating your gigs with that redeemed human wreck in The Fisher King, or the baffled Starman. Kind of a redemption bound/bitter sweet happy ending fella.
Anyway, I'm a Jeff Bridges movie fan.

Oh yeah... My cat is named Jam, AKA The Dude.

I'm getting pretty sick of celebrities just waltzing in here, jumping to conclusions, making bogus allusions about the swarm, and then just meeping off like nothing ever happened.

meep!!! Hollywood and its ilk are a gazillion times worse than the sporadic acidic comments dished out on LS. We welcome our current and future stars to become active members of the community and shower us with swag bags, free tix, and hot meep.

PS... Loki, did you finally kill Nocal?

I nominate this forum for the title of Official Linkswarm Celebrity Center, to foster prime communicators who can dazzle the masses into believing everything that is said, and condoning everything that is done, by our beloved leadership.

Banksy can do the artwork.

Didn't someone say that Lenny and/or Squiggy lurked here too?

It was Lenny, which we learned in an interview he did with Switched.com. Just googling this now, I find he's got a Twitter account from which he occasionally reposts the odd bit from LS.

Cool.

Nice.

He's our Tom Cruz.

Don't forget Stool, he is kind of a celeb

He's our Vinny Barbarino.

Lenny is secretly meep like Mr. Cruze?

The Bathing of Husband and Wife together: http://bit.ly/dRB2LM

THX!