Ladies and gentlemen...
...We are at a crossroads.
The world is scheduled to end next year.
-and if there is any justice in the universe, there will be zombies to fight.
To that end, I challenge you all: A and B Class Swarmers, Lurkers, Noobs and Trolls.
HELP. ME. FIGHT.
I want every idea and invention, no matter how mundane or innocuous it may seem.
Today we define the line between victor and victim.
The difference may lie in the placement of a single trap, the extra bullet in your clip or the choice of steel skin on one's own front door.
Help me design the defenses and the weapons. Help me find the weaknesses and root them out.
Join this fight
and live to see your offspring survive the end times.
Or lie there unprepared and watch all that you love be devoured.
...Okay, fine you lazy meeps.
I'll give this chest as a reward to the best design/ actual build of a zombie trap/ defense:
(Coins not included, but I may doctor the chest up with some carving/inlay)
Points are awarded as follows:
1-10 pts for availability of parts
1-10 pts for ease of construction
1-10 pts for creativity (we haven't seen it before)
1-50 pts for ability to take/deal damage
1-50 pts for depth of detail on construction
1-50 pts for general bad-assed-ness
Points are DOUBLED if you actually build it.
Help me prepare for this and at worst, my brother we will share a feast in Valhalla.