Holiday Bluez or joy?
I am stuck somewhere in between. How are you fairing this holiday season?
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BeachGoat
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




Dec23 '10
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My advice to all of you is to drink heavily,when possible.
This year, everyone is elsewhere, be it in town, or not.
It is magnificently quiet....
Happy Holidays 'Swarm. I wish for you manny great happinesses.
Dec24 '10
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My kids are grown and gone and the "holiday Season" is just
meeping depressing. Tell the baby Jesus he can kiss my meep.
Dec24 '10
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People who get depressed at Christmas make me LOL
Dec24 '10
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My kids are 1.5, 3, & 11, I'm jolly as meep, man. Christmas was the one part of my childhood that didn't suck, but it rocks even more now that I have my own littles to share it with.
Watching the wonder and excitement on their still-innocent little faces as we go through all the holiday traditions makes me wish they'd never grow up. My 3 year old has been watching the Santa Tracker all day, and loses her little baby mind every time the "Santa delivering presents" animation comes on. Fiat currency can't buy that kind of awesome, chum.
After we're done with presents in the morning, we're hosting family Christmas dinner for the first time ever. The house will be filled with kids, close family, old-skool Christmas tunes, and enough grub to feed Hitler's 6th Army.
Having spent previous Christmases in places like a flooded, shelled out appliance warehouse under heavy fire in Panama City, Panama in 1989 and with a bunch of other homeless meeps under a viaduct in Las Vegas circa 94/95, this feels like a whole different life.
We all walk different paths, make different choices, and lead vastly different lives. We argue, we hate, we slander, we call each other names that would make our mothers weep. But we are all just human beings trying desperately to make everyone else think that we've got it all figured out. None of us have it all figured out. We're just guessing. Pretenders, we.
And for that, I love you. All of you. Human being to human being.
Merry Christmas, my friends. Be well.
Dec24 '10
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My dog, you are meep.
meep the holidays.
Yours truly,
Me.
Dec24 '10
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Nice, Clavo.
Right back at ya, comrade.
Dec24 '10
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Dec25 '10
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Good enough...'cept I'll miss the extra $150 or so this week, that I usually
make playing my blues and jazz standards on the weekends. House gigs don't pay a lot ,
but it's steady cash.
Had fun tonight, too, at my girlfriend's son's place, playing Wii, after a hefty Chinese
takeout meal there.
I also had fun meeting his wife's sister, and her two little girls.
It's a treat meeting such smart little kids.
It was a very pleasant surprise having had fun there.
So, no blues to play, but no holiday blues.
Dec25 '10
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My first Christmas with my own family, new baby makes it a wonderful time. Looking forward to Christmas in a few years when he can know whats going on like what Clavis is talking about.
Definitely have the joy.
Dec25 '10
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It's supposed to start snowing here in North Carolina any minute now. I know that for some of you that's nothing out of the ordinary, but having lived in a few states where snow is exceedingly rare, a 'White Christmas' definitely adds to my holiday spirit.
I wish you all a 2011 chock-full of reasons to party!
Dec25 '10
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I heard y'all are getting like 6 inches. Does that close down the state like it does in Virginia (at least in the Newport News area)?
Dec25 '10
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what grapeape said.
Dec26 '10
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@Whittey Things slow down, definitely, but shut down completely, no. The roads 'round here were blessedly silent this morning, however.
..I do wonder what it's going to mean numbers-wise for the after-Christmas sales that are probably going on today. Which will win, Mother Nature or Capitalism?
Dec26 '10
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Story from Friend of My Sister:
Mom fosters baby kitty
11y/o son (only child) likes kitty.
Kitty returned to pound, not adopted
Son talks mom/dad into adopting kitty (first pet, apart from fish)
Kitty adopted. Litterbox and other accoutrements bought, wrapped, treed.
Christmas morning, unwrapping accoutrements, dad steps on and kitty.
Kitty dies, shortly thereafter.
Dec27 '10
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Christmas meeping sucked.
Thanks!
Acheron.
Dec27 '10
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@acheron
Dec27 '10
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LOL