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Heather's Interests = heather (LOL)

Decider: JohnLenin

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  • BeachGoat
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We have a very fine renter now...The Beast is Happy in His Lair.

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It was MY Mustang convertible....Goat hasn't driven in 20 years. My heart is still broken, and the only thing that will make me feel better is PIRATE-FEST 2012!

  • sunny77
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i saw this meep on the internet today. weird.

That is going to take some work, mate. How are you at wood carving?

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You can buy it from Amazon, Sunny.
http://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-extreme-meep-silly-sista/dp/B006FUFGI0
And for those folks that wanted to bang the tranny model the other week, there's a shemale version too.
http://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-meep-Silly-Mia/dp/B0065M9OI6

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why would i want that? i only posted it for the weird factor

  • sunny77
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customer reviews on the tranny are meeping lol :)

Pretty good actually :)
It's awfully big though.
It might not look right scaled down to 20" long.
@dragonstaff

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@Whittey

It is almost disturbing that you know about a tranny version.

  • Whittey
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Searching Amazon for "meep me silly" and it's the fourth response. Says a lot about their average toy buyer.

  • sunny77
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linkswarm.com: unfair exploitation of tranmeepual amputees

  • BeachGoat
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If you are already a transmeepual amputee, how much more exploitation is life going to get out of you? And really, would it be any more unfair than genital mutilation and dismemberment?

I mean, if all we do is point and laugh, meep, that's getting out of it fairly easily.

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it was in the comments of the product review for the tranny thing...

  • BeachGoat
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Probably wasn't typed by a tranny amputee...

  • sunny77
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who cares

  • sunny77
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Kids these days...

  • BeachGoat
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Pepper got a Ladybug added for her granddaughter, who loves all small critters, and our nickname for her is "Bug". The ink guy was actually shorter than she is (5'2"), but a charming little meeper. Did nice work.

Wife is happy, so I'm happy. The best part is that she won't have to hear our little girl ask, "Where am I, Grandma?" when she looks at Pepper's tattoo. She has one for all three of our kids, and now one for our Grandcritter; being adopted, she wanted to honor the only people on the planet she KNOWS she is blood related to.

The Goat Approves.

Well done.

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Quite possibly the most frightening meep doll that I have ever seen:

Stitchwork's pretty impressive though...
F#ckin' CREEPY!

  • fastlane
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R.I.P RCA

I request a selfish moment of silence for I will never bask in her warm blue glow again.

...
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On top of teaching dear Spankette the skills needed to make it in the professional world, I'm also training her in the finer arts of keeping her man satisfied.


...what? What did you think I meant?

Pervs

  • MstrLance
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  • JohnLenin
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hey everyone, here's my (underage?) daughter in shorts and an ill fitting bra. Also, I will imply something meepual.

But for reals, when is she 18?

  • BeachGoat
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A few years, and I am Second Guardian of Miserable Doom as Uncle Goat to that Young One.

You would first have to suffer the Wrath of SpankerPirate, and most likely be sodomized most cruelly but his flaming phallus, or another device he would, no doubt, create for the occasion.

I'm better at undisclosed clean-ups. I can make a BBQ look like a brand new bathroom. Gotta do rental turnovers all the time.

Seriously, SpankerGirl is a good kid with good grades that works her Knobbles off to get herself ahead. She gets a Gold Star in my book. I couldn't be more proud of my little "niece". We love her like one of our own.

She'll be 18 in just under a year.
Pull up a chair.
So, John... I can call you John right?
Tell me; Where do you see yourself going in ten years time?
You decided what you want to do career-wise?
Because my daughter is very special to me and I want her to have the chance to live her life to the fullest.

Something tells me that masturbation is the only thing that J-Len is going to have a life-commitment with.

@BigDinWaunakee

Something tells me that masturbation is the only thing that J-Len is going to have a life-commitment
with.

Who among us doesn't?

/ Seriously. How else are you gonna make clear-headed relationship decisions?

  • BeachGoat
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Not by asking me.

Unlike Mr. Lenin, I have a girlfriend who can give me a handy, if I'm too distracted to do it mysef.

Married myself, but let's not kid ourselves. Humans can't keep their hands off themselves.

I have nothing against rubbing one out... I was just stating that poor John-John will only have his hand.

  • JohnLenin
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Yes, let's all assume that I'm not in a relationship and have nothing going for me. Furthermore, let's assume I'm unattractive and have a double digit IQ. After that we can all fart on our hands and wave them around in the dark and play a game I like to call "breathe in all of these farts in the dark." Beachgoat is exempt because it is an activity known to cause seizures and I don't want anyone getting hurt.

  • JohnLenin
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...
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...I'm in.
@JohnLenin

Yes, let's all assume that I'm not in a relationship and have nothing going for me. Furthermore, let's assume I'm unattractive and have a double digit IQ. After that we can all fart on our hands and wave them around in the dark and play a game I like to call "breathe in all of these farts in the dark." Beachgoat is exempt because it is an activity known to cause seizures and I don't want anyone getting hurt.

  • BeachGoat
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Can I dance?

  • JohnLenin
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Please do

  • BeachGoat
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Started with Animals "Twain Shall Meet" and am continuing with Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac "Then Play On". Dancing like nobody's looking (and, yes, I farted on my hands first). Don't call 'em "Jazz Hands" for nothin'.

  • MstrLance
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No, that's Jazz hands. With an 'A'.

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Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
BeachGoat
That whole peyote church thing I did in 76 could have ended up just like Manson...good thing that old woman came up and name me "meep" (Snake meep), so I left with a picking crew, and ended up swimming with nubiles & sharks in Corpus Crispy
LOki
You sure were lucky little fellah, so very lucky.
BigDinWaun+
Reminds me how lucky I was not to listen to Jim Jones back in '78
BigDinWaun+
No biggie... enjoyed the link.
LOki
sorry all. just had to.
LOki
head explodes in 3.... 2.... 1.........
LOki
http://www.nranews.com/commentators/video/commentators-episode-78-everyone-gets-a-gun-with-billy-johnson
LOki
for BigD
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
spankerchi+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Dang it, after a week, I guess I'll have to submit to the hospital; I am actually broken. Ribs are meepered up.
Pepper
I don't mean YOU! You guys are cool, but life is meep-meeping me and I'm not dealing with it very well.
Pepper
Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to die and say "meep you" Well, it's one of those.
spankerchi+
...for the bread-winning type Goat labors 'n such.
spankerchi+
Okay. I heard that he was okay. Just checking to see if he was still mobile.
Pepper
Spanky, the cruiser got a dented basket, but Goat kind of straightened it. I'm more worried about him. meeping yikes.
Pepper
Looks like this is shaping up to be an interesting day. All I want to do is sleep.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Call of Cthulu-Coin
JohnLenin
http://i.imgur.com/BQkPMhc.jpg
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on Monty Python: DED: Enough of this+
linkswarm
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MstrLance
spankerchi+
How's le bike?
BeachGoat
I am a bit bunged up today, but will live. I've been injured before, no doubt it will happen again.
linkswarm
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Old school slang for gettin yr freak on
HOBO
on People Defecating on Trains: **Popes defecating+
HOBO
Which one of you meepers ran down beachgoat with your car while he was rifing his bike? meeps!
LOki
on L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department: http://youtu.be/pEsZ+
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BeachGoat
HOBO
on Blues Guitarist Johnny Winter Dies At 70: Creepy looking but a+
sunny77
on Those Times: https://www.youtube.+
spankerchi+
on Those Times: Also: meep.
BeachGoat
Beach Day with Grandcritter. Nothing better.
spankerchi+
on Those Times: Actually no. I+
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on Those Times: Did Roger Waters+
sunny77
yup
dragonstaf+
Hey Sunny- Still in Queensland?
sunny77
on Those Times: no we cannot+
ihalo
JOURNAL: Those Times
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on Spanky's Pic Place: The thing to+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I plan on handing+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Nice bike DS! I'm+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Blues Guitarist Johnny Winter Dies At 70
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bacteria that live on electricity.
Mofo
amazed this place is still around
spankerchi+
But seriously: How do you hide an erection in these things?
spankerchi+
Bought some boxers a few days ago. Being a life-long briefs guy, I was forced to make the change after discovering what horrors the elastic in the leg wreak on my tender white nethers while riding more than an hour or two.
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