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Heather's Interests = heather (LOL)

Decider: JohnLenin

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  • BeachGoat
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We have a very fine renter now...The Beast is Happy in His Lair.

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It was MY Mustang convertible....Goat hasn't driven in 20 years. My heart is still broken, and the only thing that will make me feel better is PIRATE-FEST 2012!

  • sunny77
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i saw this meep on the internet today. weird.

That is going to take some work, mate. How are you at wood carving?

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You can buy it from Amazon, Sunny.
http://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-extreme-meep-silly-sista/dp/B006FUFGI0
And for those folks that wanted to bang the tranny model the other week, there's a shemale version too.
http://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-meep-Silly-Mia/dp/B0065M9OI6

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why would i want that? i only posted it for the weird factor

  • sunny77
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customer reviews on the tranny are meeping lol :)

Pretty good actually :)
It's awfully big though.
It might not look right scaled down to 20" long.
@dragonstaff

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@Whittey

It is almost disturbing that you know about a tranny version.

  • Whittey
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Searching Amazon for "meep me silly" and it's the fourth response. Says a lot about their average toy buyer.

  • sunny77
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linkswarm.com: unfair exploitation of tranmeepual amputees

  • BeachGoat
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If you are already a transmeepual amputee, how much more exploitation is life going to get out of you? And really, would it be any more unfair than genital mutilation and dismemberment?

I mean, if all we do is point and laugh, meep, that's getting out of it fairly easily.

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it was in the comments of the product review for the tranny thing...

  • BeachGoat
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Probably wasn't typed by a tranny amputee...

  • sunny77
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who cares

  • sunny77
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Kids these days...

  • BeachGoat
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Pepper got a Ladybug added for her granddaughter, who loves all small critters, and our nickname for her is "Bug". The ink guy was actually shorter than she is (5'2"), but a charming little meeper. Did nice work.

Wife is happy, so I'm happy. The best part is that she won't have to hear our little girl ask, "Where am I, Grandma?" when she looks at Pepper's tattoo. She has one for all three of our kids, and now one for our Grandcritter; being adopted, she wanted to honor the only people on the planet she KNOWS she is blood related to.

The Goat Approves.

Well done.

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  • MstrLance
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Quite possibly the most frightening meep doll that I have ever seen:

Stitchwork's pretty impressive though...
F#ckin' CREEPY!

  • fastlane
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R.I.P RCA

I request a selfish moment of silence for I will never bask in her warm blue glow again.

...
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On top of teaching dear Spankette the skills needed to make it in the professional world, I'm also training her in the finer arts of keeping her man satisfied.


...what? What did you think I meant?

Pervs

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  • JohnLenin
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hey everyone, here's my (underage?) daughter in shorts and an ill fitting bra. Also, I will imply something meepual.

But for reals, when is she 18?

  • BeachGoat
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A few years, and I am Second Guardian of Miserable Doom as Uncle Goat to that Young One.

You would first have to suffer the Wrath of SpankerPirate, and most likely be sodomized most cruelly but his flaming phallus, or another device he would, no doubt, create for the occasion.

I'm better at undisclosed clean-ups. I can make a BBQ look like a brand new bathroom. Gotta do rental turnovers all the time.

Seriously, SpankerGirl is a good kid with good grades that works her Knobbles off to get herself ahead. She gets a Gold Star in my book. I couldn't be more proud of my little "niece". We love her like one of our own.

She'll be 18 in just under a year.
Pull up a chair.
So, John... I can call you John right?
Tell me; Where do you see yourself going in ten years time?
You decided what you want to do career-wise?
Because my daughter is very special to me and I want her to have the chance to live her life to the fullest.

Something tells me that masturbation is the only thing that J-Len is going to have a life-commitment with.

@BigDinWaunakee

Something tells me that masturbation is the only thing that J-Len is going to have a life-commitment
with.

Who among us doesn't?

/ Seriously. How else are you gonna make clear-headed relationship decisions?

  • BeachGoat
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Not by asking me.

Unlike Mr. Lenin, I have a girlfriend who can give me a handy, if I'm too distracted to do it mysef.

Married myself, but let's not kid ourselves. Humans can't keep their hands off themselves.

I have nothing against rubbing one out... I was just stating that poor John-John will only have his hand.

  • JohnLenin
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Yes, let's all assume that I'm not in a relationship and have nothing going for me. Furthermore, let's assume I'm unattractive and have a double digit IQ. After that we can all fart on our hands and wave them around in the dark and play a game I like to call "breathe in all of these farts in the dark." Beachgoat is exempt because it is an activity known to cause seizures and I don't want anyone getting hurt.

  • JohnLenin
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...
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...I'm in.
@JohnLenin

Yes, let's all assume that I'm not in a relationship and have nothing going for me. Furthermore, let's assume I'm unattractive and have a double digit IQ. After that we can all fart on our hands and wave them around in the dark and play a game I like to call "breathe in all of these farts in the dark." Beachgoat is exempt because it is an activity known to cause seizures and I don't want anyone getting hurt.

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Can I dance?

  • JohnLenin
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Please do

  • BeachGoat
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Started with Animals "Twain Shall Meet" and am continuing with Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac "Then Play On". Dancing like nobody's looking (and, yes, I farted on my hands first). Don't call 'em "Jazz Hands" for nothin'.

  • MstrLance
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No, that's Jazz hands. With an 'A'.

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dragonstaf+
It was the cops who called him back.
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I got one of those stupid scammers once- He actually gave me his phone number, so that I could call him back to be sure that he was genuine.
MstrLance
Linkswarm- your Number 1 source of Number 2.
HOBO
Linkswarm- your Number 1 source of meep meep imformation
sunny77
lol!
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Getting to call the "Windows" guy a greasy sand meeper was the highlight of my day :)
spankerchi+
That one was an automated voice. Totally takes the fun out of it, I must say.
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Also "Bank of America" to tell me my card has been deactivated.
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"Hello, I'm calling you from Windows." ... Really?
spankerchi+
Scammers got my cell number. Not very smart ones.
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: Goddamnit This time+
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: https://www.youtube.+
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: https://www.youtube.+
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Feeding a male will usually do it.
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Got those goats apart! Outsmarted a horny animal (3) with food & savvy.
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TriBeCa grill night
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iSore
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on Rest In Peace, meep meep: Poor meep
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iBoner
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I can't imagine how humorous it must be to watch an old man trying to wrangle a goat while in shorts & a silly hat: film at 11pm.
BeachGoat
These are 120 pounders, and feral, and they don't want to be apart, so wish me luck.
BeachGoat
Must separate the boy & girl goats today; ready to start birthing.
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Soon...
linkswarm
queue: New link: Stop and seize
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umlaut-u goes after the S, linkswarm no likey the unicode
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Slze001.jpg
HOBO
I just meep a brick loaf. discuss amongst yourselves
MstrLance
Banalnarama
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Bewildered Beast?
spankerchi+
Grievous harmonics?
spankerchi+
Pony the meepmonkey?
spankerchi+
I like that one.
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The Insurgents
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Archaic Animals
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Zombie meepmeep
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queue: New link: Mysterious Phony Cell Towers Could Be Intercepting Your Calls
linkswarm
queue: New link: Rest In Peace, meep meep
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Rhapsody of Chaos
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Velvet Vomit
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Barking Ratskins
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Flaming meep' Cookies
bobacus
I'm taking suggestions for a band name. Thought I'd start here.
bobacus
Heeeeey kids Hows the hairpiece?
JohnLenin
on Dog Rapers...and They Share. Ick!: I think the biggest+
MstrLance
Pitching prowess
BeachGoat
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/meep_meep_rest_in_peace
BeachGoat
meep meep is Dead!
linkswarm
queue: New link: Dark Lands: The Grim Truth Behind The 'Scandinavian Miracle'
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Lovely spot. Good to+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Pretty little place.+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I spent an expensive+
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on Dog Rapers...and They Share. Ick!: [I don't really+
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on Dog Rapers...and They Share. Ick!: you're a sick meep
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Rode one of my other bikes for the first time today. A 1981 Honda GL500 Silverwing with an original 2500miles on the clock.
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