I bought some "Sculpey" modeling clay.
Gonna try my hand at putting a decent key together for this.

@Heather
I wouldn't want to impose on our friendship by requesting said juicy BJ, but titty pics WOULD be a kind gesture for a lonely old man...

1 rule in negotiations: Always set your price high and bargain down.

The scale would be meep pics of Heather > Cooch wrap > BJ with swallow > BJ > HJ > meep

@spankerchief

The missus would like to put an order for one of these in purple.

Aren't you supposed to be making one of your own with that lock you won?
I thought you were getting a shop put together...?

Slowly making progress. Still got to save up enough to get my Dads old table saw back and buy a few more hand power tools etc.

Another couple of grand should do it.

Besides, I don't want to steal your design.

Pfft.
Steal away.
I've got no plans for making a profit off these.

dragonstaff's current woodshop consists of some poor Philippinos trapped in a 130F sweatshop on the island of Cebu. He brings his toolbox, aka wallet, to the local store and buys their finished wares. While unpacking, you can still smell their tears and blood.

^what he said

Went to the local Medieval Fair last weekend and met the guy who made this ...all of it...starting with the steel.

I should have added that you need to check the full-sized pic for the detail- the patterning in the blade is beautiful.

VERY NICE damascus pattern there!
I've seen them use layers of flat stock, braided cable and bike chains to get different patterns but this chevron pattern is new.
Did he mention how he did it?

It's gorgeous.

Please decapitate an infidel to prove its worth.

@spankerchief

No he didn't, only that there are a total of four pieces of steel in the blade, and it was ordinary flat bar.

It is artistry indeed.

Gentlemen;
We have five months left to prepare for this celebration.
For MY part I have all the alcohol(minus the beer), two of the six themed chests, nearly three dozen fine swords, the first of the six maps and a fully retrofitted rolling pit barbecue for smoking the everliving f#ck out of anything meaty-looking that blunders across our path.

YOUR job is merely to get here.

You might be thinking:"It's too far and a lot of hassle."
But think on this:
When will you ever, as an adult get around to doing something out of your routine?
-When did you last leave your "safe place" and happily do something silly?
Will you go to your grave without some memory of yourself being someone else for a couple of days?

There will be a few people roaming the beaches here, but how could you possibly be embarrassed with a hundred fellow pirates(and one wizard) at your side?

There will be great food, drink, music and of course games and prizes. Plus anything that my fellow revelers care to bring.

Besides, Do you really want to see the one freaking kid that showed up going home with an armful of swords, chests, etc?
All that food and booze going to waste?
Because that's my worst fear here.

Put aside some money now. You have FIVE MONTHS to scrape together the cash to get here.

It will be worth it.

@spankerchief

I wish I could. Unfortunately, it will take me considerably more than five months to scrape the cash together ($20,000.00 is a little more than the average swarm family would need).

But if I manage to win the lottery...

Okay, AUSTRALIA is a bit far.
That was more for the social misfit lurkers and all the guys who think they're just too busy.

I'll go but the most I'm doing is putting on a pirate hat. Also where the meep is this thing? Also also I'm a 20-something year old dude with no children.

I could like paint faces and meep.

Pls provide paint.

krylon preferred

@JohnLenin
It's roughly...here:


Just the hat is plenty. It's the weekend before Halloween, so there should be one in EVERY GODDAMNED store in California.

Painting faces is just fine if you feel the need to do more than just eat, drink, fish, hunt for treasure, play music, socialize or take in the scenic coastline.
I'll bring some colored sharpies.

Just the hat is plenty.

I'm in LA, so I could probably just hop on a train or some such meep.

@StartRecordingNow You're gonna get ONE meep of a sunburn.
@JohnLenin If you don't have a car we can arrange to pick you up.

Righteous @spankerchief

20 somethings still being transported around like a pre-schooler.

Don't forget to pack your lunch and get a note from Mums.

Mother meeping Lucky Little meep. Give me the titty...Waaaaaah, Waaaahhh.

Pepper's Ink...the Rose for her (Mommy), the Honey Bee for our daughter, a Celtic Cross for our middle son, a Peace Sign for our oldest boy, and a Ladybug for our granddaughter...all tied together with a vine.

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@JohnLenin

Amtrak will run you up the Starlight Coastal right into SLO. From there it's just a hop into camp. We can bring extra gear...

consider it under consideration. @BeachGoat

went fishing with a friend, good time was had.



first catch, baby pollack aka bait.



second catch, mackerel, more bait



my third, dogfish



my buddys dogfish



I caught a starfish





my last catch, another dog



fished well into dark but nothing else was caught. couldn't imagine living anywhere that's not close to the sea

Just paid a bit on the property taxes...there is blood sweat, tears, and meep in that transient pile of rag, not to mention my sweet Rosie's Mustang, that she loved dearly.

The next day, when we went into the County office and laid out 38 $100 dollar bills (with much nausea and trembling of hands), I felt like Sisyphus. If we had a mortgage on top of taxes, we'd be screwed.

The World is a Hungry & Harsh Place.

meep, Goat.
I'm sorry to hear that you've lost your Mustang to the jaws of the state.
I take it the hoped-for summer student renters are being meepy?