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This one's got a real nice interior.

i think this is a nice chest (like you didnt see that coming).

Some awesome skills by the way.

You know,
If this wasn't supposed to be a kid-friendly event, I would TOTALLY carve out a chest with t#ts on it.

My Parental Guidance instincts say that you should go for it. At least, don't leave the boobies out on my boys' account.

What could be for kid friendly than a Breast Chest? They feed on boobs from birth.

You know damned well I've already drawn up plans.

Here's something you might not have thought of:
Hate carving? You know those press-board decorations you can buy at the hardware store?


Cut that f#cker into little pieces.


Mix and match that sh#t.
Glue it on and marvel at all the bullsh#t chisel work you didn't have to do.

Neat.

But I will bet you can't do that to make your titty chest.

Oh, I dunno.
I could make a bikini top for it ala slave princess Leah.

Also:

It doesn't look like I did much, but the hinges and lock are in now.

@spankerchief

You could do that, but you will still have to hand-carve the meep to put in it.

you should be doing set or prop design somewhere.

@StartRecordingNow

you should be doing set or prop design somewhere.

That's what I imagine I'll be doing when(if) I retire.
Nobody around here would pay enough to fund my current jet-setting lifestyle.

The whiskey habit doesn't help your bottom-line. or the whoring... or the addiction to 16th century French end tables.

Those are credenzas my good SIR.
And I'll thank you to not cast judgement on my whoring habit.

Is that chair dipped in Gold?

Please identify the series without using Guggles.

This little fellow was resting on my office screen door. (He IS on the outside).

Perhaps he mistook himself for a honeybee.

That grill-work is roughly 4" X 2", to give you an idea of his/her size.

@MstrLance

probably exactly what he did

(snarky meep isn't fooling anyone)

Are they in season? you should shoot, stuff it and mount it. unless they are good eating, that is.

oh this is open season, but he wont get too far

My meep just retracted into my abdomen. Please kill that thing and post pics

@dragonstaff

Your text to link here...

avondale spider.

Far and away the most hilarious sekret satan gift EVAR, potentially.

Stuffed with corned beast & car bombed with Jamieson's & Guinness.

@StartRecordingNow

Yep, that is the beastie.

I find lots of them when I go and cut firewood from all the dead timber around here.

@dragonstaff

What DO you use to swat those things?
A hammer would make a meep of a mess and a flyswatter would just meep it off...

You need one of these "Viking Spider Dwarves" to leap out of the brush and dispatch the creatures with the War Hammer.

@spankerchief

I don't swat them. If they are in the house and come too far down the wall (within reach), I just evict them with a jar and a sheet of card. Otherwise we have a live and let live relationship.

The only spiders we kill are Redbacks and White-tips. They are both nasty little meepers, and their venom does nasty things to you.

You're a real man's man DS.
Being able to sleep with the stuff of nightmares crawling around on the ceiling over your bed.

I FINALLY finished all those goddamned swords today:


-and this:

:)

@spankerchief

They don't eat much, and they almost never fall off the ceiling.

Little blue chest looks good. meep next?

I made a dumb promise to make a chest for a guy from DeviantArt by the end of next week.
Something from World of Warcraft was all he said.
I'm still working on a couple of rough ideas for the Tittychest; one is just basically a slightly reclined torso with the lid demarked by what would be a low-cut blouse line and the other is a stylized "winged victory" statue.
It'll have to be made in layers cut from pine(picture a set of MRI scans) stacked and glued together.
Retarded as it sounds, I'm actually gonna try to make it look more artistic than raunchy and silly.
I'll try and get everything done as soon as I can.
I'm taking the rest of today off though. My thumb split again

and I could use a break.

@spankerchief

You sir, deserve a medal.

@spankerchief

You sir, deserve a medal.

;)