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  • BeachGoat
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The Ever Lovely Shub-meepurath, Wafting Fragrant & Exotic Fumes in Honor of the Fallen Dead

Speaking of smoke...
I'm Lightin' up the Barbecue for a little holiday prep.

Click...FWOOSH!


I'm doin' two briskets(pastrami) and a Turkey.


I learned a new word today too:

Spatchmeeping.


Sounds like something you'd have a quiet word with a urologist about...

What it actually is:


So you can cook the bird like this:

  • BeachGoat
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Faith Gila

Skeptic Turkey.

Got too much smoke on the bird, making the skin a little bitter.
Must remember to foil the sucker after the first couple of hours next time.

Cheesecake Factory rulz
(If you can throw down $200 for dinner without flinching)
(I flinched)


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@BeachGoat bait

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This week's project...a security gate for a double door (Gee, Spanky, where was yours?). Got the fit & weld done the end of last week, the pickets in at the beginning of the week, and the paint done in spite of the wind in time to install today. Still had time to go pull weeds for old ladies in the neighborhood. Life is good.

  • BeachGoat
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Also, the Cube Project Unload was fun, with a Hinky Winch & all.



When we got there, we had a full load for the trailer..near five ton.



Because Sheet steel originally is rolled, it natural tendency is to curl, so on some of the bigger boxes we had to clamp them strait, then weld in braces.





Spanky was right...around 200+ feet of seam just like this, all ground, sanded and brushed after.



The one thing that saved us was that once we got them low enough on the winch, the contractor had a BobCat. I felt sorry for his shovel man, though.

Noice work Goat.
Good to see you're still toolin' along okay.

I'm trying to avoid the metal cage approach to home security.
Instead I'm looking at a camera system.
Got an eight-channel unit with a DVR that's gonna be armored up and hidden.
+Lots of signs to let the little weasels know they're being watched.

Might still get broken into, but to be honest, the only things I give a real sh#t about are my kids and my tools.
Usually in that order.)

The tools are all padlocked in heavy cabinets.
The kids, well...
I look out for 'em as best I can while they're here.

  • BeachGoat
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All is well...Pepper sez yer a "Good Daddy"

  • JohnLenin
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Twist ending: your kids are tools. Less things to protect now.

Never underestimate the deterrence effect of a good size dog that barks. Knock on wood, 11 years in a not-so great neighborhood and no break-ins.

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10seconds to beat-down and arrest.

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Spawn of Pepper and Spawn of Pepper's Spawn....they were both born October 23, and I believe they will rule the World some day. meeping Scorpios.

Looks like you forgot to tell them to say "cheese".


Merry Cthulumas, Goat.

  • BeachGoat
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That's just beautiful. I have the same plush Cthulhu sitting next to my computer watching me eat my cookies right now...

Making with the traditional gingerbread houses...



...and the not so traditional:


Whatcha doin' for the holidays Linkswarm?

  • bobacus
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Sitting in a room full of lesbians and in laws. Wondering about the E bay and such.I snuck out to come to the house and check my meep. Did the kid at your door sell you that bmx?

Nope.
I really liked it though.
I put up fliers hoping he'd see them and come back again.

Such a pretty little boy shouldn't be wandering around strange people's houses.
Something unfortunate could happen.

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Sometimes these stupid sunsets just knock me on my meep. It should not be in the '80s in meeping January.

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Put in another simple, yet elegant railing on a hillside stepway today. Twelve sacks of 60lb concrete in 5 gallon cans hauled uphill...about a half-ton with water. I'm too old for that meep. Came out nice though. Be there for the next 50 or so years.

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Rosie & Goat, Sittin' in a Tree
Getting Married on LSD
Tie-Dye, incense, Guitars, Chants
Hippie Dreams; Give Peace a Chance

Coming up on 20 years...Love You, Pepper Girl.


We pillage, plunder, sack and loot.
Drink up, me hearties Yo meep!
We kidnap, ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me hearties Yo meep!

What is the timber?

One in white oak, one in walnut.
On a related note:
START SAVING UP SOME GAS MONEY YOU meepS
This West Coast End-of-the-World Treasure Hunt is HAPPENING.
Live or dead Linkswarm, Come meep or high water, We are going to PARTY October 31st(ish)

  • MstrLance
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I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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