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Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

OK, we're finally here. That took a while, but I've been promising it forever and didn't want to be a fink. I wanted to finish it up before my boy was born, and I've actually managed it, so hoorays. He's a week and one day old, and he's the one hitting the switch to go live with the new stuff.

This thread should be our migration thread -- in it, I'm going to attempt (miserably) to explain all the new features and differences, and hopefully here's where all new mysteries will be revealed to all SwarmKind via your thoughtful questioning and my hopefully-not-embarrassed-at-having-forgotten-to-keep-some-crucial-feature-around explanations. There's bound to be a plenty of meep that is broken. When you see some of it, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread and let me know.

There will be also be plenty of things that seem wierd that aren't actually broken because you're used to the old engine and in the last 14+ months of my laser-focused coding derangement I've gone quietly off the rails and created something too sublime and/or retarded for a casual human glance to interpret. If something wierds you out, post here and let me know.

Because this is an entirely-new engine, it gives us a chance to do a total refresh. I've kept old features that were integral, seemed well-loved or cool. You may notice stuff you liked missing. If so, post it, and we'll see about getting it in.

Firstly, all the old data was migrated over with a few exceptions noted below. (FYI, we have made over a quarter of a million comments total.)

Firstly.5, you can now change your own avatars. Please go do so now, so we can stop looking at the same old meep and enjoy some glorious new meep. Attached to your avatar? Download it to your box, plant something festive on it for the holidays, and re-upload it as your new avatar.

(Firstly.8, when I say Thing or thread, I mean one Link, Forum, or Journal. Links, Journals, Forums -- collectively, these are Things, because literally that's what the code calls them. And because you post comments to them, I also call them 'threads' interchangeably.)

Secondly, let's explain that wierd little box to the right where the sideblocks used to be. The Xray Shoutbox is the old shoutbox, plus the old Talking meep page, plus the old RSS feeds. That is to say, it's a window displaying chat and realtime system updates. Any time anything happens -- nocal submits a link, smurfbarf comments on a forum, wotak submits his 9 millionth comment and wins the "Planetary Commenters Club" achievement -- you'll see it pop up in this window, like an Xray machine for LinkSwarm. If you click the 'More' link at the bottom, you'll see the full Xray page, which is the same as the Xray shoutbox, only bigger, and it'll eventually have clickable links so you can walk backward through time if you're of a mind to.

All things now appear on the frontpage instead of forums/journals appearing in sideblocks, and act just like Links used to. This means you can...

- ClipSwarm Forums and Journals as well as Links. (Used to be just Links.)

- See Links, Forums and Journals on your RapeDAR. (Used to be just Links.)

- Get notified when someone posts to any of your things: Forums, Journals, Links. (Used to be just forum threads.)

- Etc. Literally, they're all the same basic stuff and should Just Work.

Obviously we've kept Journals. A non-tiny number of you saw a distinction between Forums and Journals so I left them in. If you don't see a distinction, then you can use either one. When in doubt, post it to the Forums.

Private Journals are nixed. They weren't really all that useful, as no one really wants to keep a private diary on LinkSwarm. People used them chiefly as a place to hold drafts, so that tells me we should have a draft feature, not private Journals. Journals marked private in the old system were not migrated over. I can grab them from a backup if you have something important in there -- a public service I both feel it important to offer and understand no one even remotely needs.

Link/Forum Categories are nixed. In their place, we have Tags. You can assign multiple Tags to a thread (currently, up to three), which is a lot cooler than having to decide what single category something belongs in. You can now click the meep Tag and see all Links, Forums and Journals tagged as meep. The frontpage shows only the first Tag in a Thing's list. All a Thing's Tags will show up on that Thing's comments page, and it'll be searchable by whatever Tags are assigned to it. We can do even do nifty combo searches, like "Show me all Links that are tagged Funny, meep and Bizarre".

Summaries: When posting a thing, the first paragraph of your description will be used as a summary. This will be visible under the thing's Title on the frontpage. This means you don't have to be super-clever about describing the whole damned thing in the title -- peeps will now also see some of the description on the front page.


Textwars

- Not only are all textwars now visible on a not-just-when-I-remembered-to-update-the-page basis, but you can launch your own without my help. At least, you can launch your own free ones. Unfree textwars -- you're either not an Alpha, or you are but you've used your free monthly textwar already -- will send an email to me once you've paid, and I'll then hand you a passcode. Then you can launch the textwar on your own without my help. If there's a lot of these, I'll automate that passcode generation, so the minute you purchase the Textwar on PayPal, you'll have the passcode, and can rock out.

- The only kind of textwar currently available is the Beheading -- changing someone's avatar. The other textwars were used so infrequently that I didn't bother making them possible. meep if humans aren't some visual-meep people. Plus in the new engine at least two of them don't really make sense anymore, and there are other ideas that will make more sense, so I mostly wiped the slate clean here and we can create more Textwar methods as we come up with the ideas. For example, maybe we can create a Comic Sans font Textwar where you make some poor meep post in pink Comic Sans for a week.


Alpha Queue

- All users can now see their own things in the Alpha Queue. They can comment on their own things throughout the voting process.

- All users can see the titles of all things in the Queue, so they don't submit duplicates.

- Alphas can now comment on things as they sit in the Queue.

- When an Alpha's vote on a link is the deciding factor, they'll get a little notice telling them so (and there's an achievement tied to getting a lot of these).


Achievements

- We now have an achievement system. We dreamed up probably 40-45 of these and I've got the code in for about 20 of them. Your profile page will show you the ones you've won and the ones you haven't won yet. Hope you dig these because they were a mothermeeper.


Rads

- The way I'm calculating popular things is a bit different. I was using a complicated thing where, when one of your things breaks 1000 hits, you'd get 2 rads for every 100 hits. I think that's confusing and overkill, so now, you'll get 50 rads for every link that breaks 1000 hits. This change means your rad number may change slightly -- probably increase, actually.

- Rads are now smarter about time. Instead of only being able to compare across the last three months, we can now compare across the last 90 days. This means if you rocked the meep out in December but got AIDS in January, your ranking won't immediately take a giant meep when we go from February 28 to March 1; instead, it will gradually taper off as the December days fall one by one off the back end of your running 90-day total.

- Your lifetime rad count displays with your submissions.

- Since I'm now storing rads intelligently, we can do meep like automate textwars and transfer rads among users pretty easily. (Latter feature doesn't exist yet. Post if it seems awesome.)

Scoops. If you're the first to submit a URL, you'll get free Rads every time someone else tries to submit that URL later on, cause you scooped them. This means it pays to get your meep in early, and it pays to check the queue for duplicates before submitting. - Search now uses a Google Custom Search Engine. This wasn't my first pick, since it gives me less control over the results, but my preferred way waited until I was entirely done with the entire thing and then started being a serious mothermeeper about keeping itself updated, and the Google search seems pretty solid and I technically have no complaints, so it'll handle our searching at least for the time being. Google is pretty good at search, after all.


Commenting

There are three new comment controls that might be a bit confusing, so I'll describe them...

The first one is a cool paging feature.

- @ symbol (AKA twitter notation) If you say @SOME_USERNAME in a comment, the system will send that user a notification that you've said his name in a comment, along with a link to your comment. This is useful for paging people to a thread, and also lets you know when someone's quoting you. So if you post "@meepbox @vasudeva 9/11 was an inside job rite?", meepbox and I will both get notifications with a link to your comment, and will race there to agree and vilify, respectively. These next couple should save you some typing.

- Quote/Reply

If you hover over someone's comment, you'll get two little pop-up clickables saying 'quote' and 'reply'. 'Reply' will put their name in your comment box so it's obvious to future readers who you're commenting to. 'Quote' will copy their name and entire comment into the comment box for you, with a clickable link to the original comment, so that once you finish your response and hit post, people can click the link in your post and jump to the post you're replying to.

- Respond

This one's even better than Quote/Reply. Kind of a merge of the other two, the 'Respond' clickable pops up when you select some text from someone's comment. Clicking it does a quote of their comment using just the text you selected. Saves you typing. Just play with these and they'll make sense instantly.

- We're now using Markdown for comment formatting. Here's a wonderful demo you can use as a tutorial...

http://attacklab.net/showdown/

You've been able to use Markdown all along (well, since I installed that crappy/nifty live-preview commentbox), but historically I've been wishy-washy about my commitment to it, and that includes my making domeepentation on it accessible. Here's that.

Some quick notes about meep that bugs me and maybe bugs you too...

If you want to create text like this and have your linebreaks honored...

one
two
three

then put two blank spaces at the end of each line. This will make Markdown treat them as separate lines. If you don't put two blank spaces at the end, Markdown will do this annoying thing to them...

one two three

When in doubt, use the handy preview -- the green checkbox icon above the comment box. There are a few cases where the preview may not tell the truth and this is mostly when using the very small set of HTML tags I've left accessible. I'm willing to bet that Markdown does 99% of what we need it to and that we don't need much HTML at all. If you find you need something that isn't there, let me know, and we'll hash it out.


Linking YouTubes and such.

- I've got some code in that should preserve your YouTube embeds. In fact, you shouldn't even have to copy the embed code -- a direct link to the YouTube video should get the embed code automatically wrapped around it. This is true of a couple other video hosting domains, too, but no one cares about them.

Future

- I'd like to get a wiki going to replace the FAQ, About Us, and etc. The plan is to have two flavors of wiki pages -- ones that admins can edit, and ones that anyone with an account and some reasonable trust level (e.g., has submitted 10 things) can edit. This way we can have known-good official docs and pages, and then we can have pages you guys can edit to be helpful or idiots as the whim strikes you.

Decider: dragonstaff

LORDKAHUNA

Gothmog

Clavis_Apocalypticae

shitbox

ghostrider

dragonstaff

Can I make this page baby blue again?

  • vasudeva
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Yeah, since forums and journals are a bit different from links in that they exist only for the Swarm to speak with the Swarm, maybe we need some kind of forum+journal block back in the mix. Taking suggestions on this, since I don't particularly want to have the same meep we had last time around.

@ghostrider

I'm still having a hard time wrapping me head around the idea that forums and journals are main-paged, and go down the line as links are added. Take the Sekret Satan thread, for example. Dragon participated, but he's known to be away from here for weeks at a time. There a good chance he would never see it.

  • jwalker
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Nice.
Things...lol.

IE 9 has a few issues - this is the most obvious:

  • vasudeva
  • Dec19 '10

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Jesus christ, meep IE so bad. Also meep this footer. How about now? I've just blasted all of IE with the no-footer meep.

  • vasudeva
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@jwalker Enjoy a notification for your troubles. Report other IE9 issues as the mood takes you.

  • jwalker
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@vasudeva
lol. well, it is still in beta...but yeah that worked.
Notification rec'd - pretty cool!

What I miss: scanning the journals and forums to the right. Is there still some easy way to see the forum/journal things recent postings list?

  • jwalker
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@vasudeva
Oh...on the main menu.
duh

  • Mofo
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weird mouseover effect on firefox

  • Mofo
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> Yeah, since forums and journals are a bit different from links in that they exist only for the Swarm to speak with the Swarm, maybe we need some kind of forum+journal block back in the mix. Taking suggestions on this, since I don't particularly want to have the same meep we had last time around.

Perhaps a simple way to do it would be to just add a sort filter, where you could select forums or journals and thats all it would display. quick and simply sql call

  • vasudeva
  • Dec19 '10

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For now, existence, just like with links. I'm mulling over a frontpage/backpage idea that I put up in the forums a while back, where 'rejected' becomes 'not frontpage', so you'd have to hit /forums/ to see all forums -- frontpage forums plus the rejected ('backpaged') forums. This way, any forum worth a meep can exist, just maybe not on the frontpage. In this mode, the delete meepon would be used the way we're using reject now -- it would be the "no one needs to see this" meepon.

@DeJeR

So forum posts are now included in the alpha queue? Are we voting on putting them to the front page or for their existence?

  • vasudeva
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It's true that the SQL filtering portion of this is quick and simple, but there are a bunch of other bits to it, none of which are particularly cut-and-dried.

@Mofo

Perhaps a simple way to do it would be to just add a sort filter, where you could select forums or journals and thats all it would display. quick and simply sql call

  • Wotak
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Page loads are a lot slower than LS1.0. Do we just have to deal or is this a temporary illness?

  • Wotak
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Oh yeah, @VASUDEVA

  • sunny77
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can we has something along the lines of a tracker for achievements? like, say, decider is locked, but also a lil mouse-over pop-up that states x/100?

  • vasudeva
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I took great pains to support this concept, so it's entirely possible already.

@sunny77

can we has something along the lines of a tracker for achievements? like, say, decider is locked, but also a lil mouse-over pop-up that states x/100?

  • vasudeva
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We've got a couple things working against us on this front.

Firstly, the old LS had like, what, seven years for me to optimize and tweak? This one's had less than seven days with actual real-world usage.

We're also now on shared hosting again, and sometimes we just lose the timeslice lottery for a bit.

There's also a lot more going on behind the scenes in the new engine which wasn't present in the old engine.

Still, I'm not really happy with most of the pageload times, so I've got a couple things in mind that should speed most meep up a lot. We're still at the mercy of the shared-hosting deal, but it should get much better.

@Wotak

Page loads are a lot slower than LS1.0. Do we just have to deal or is this a temporary illness?

I've finally got a day off tomorrow. I was hoping to get the helmet thing finished up, but the uploader's calling me corporal meepface again. ...Help?

  • vasudeva
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@spankerchief Different browser from last time? You'll have to revisit your homepage to refresh the cookie.

Thanks Vas, that seems to have cleared it up.
I reset everything and did an update.
Seems to have gotten the uploader working. Only gripe left is a couple of pages being skewed left (I can work around it for now) I'll try the reset/update thing first before bothering folks from now on.

  • vasudeva
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@spankerchief Screenshot this left skew for me when you get a chance?

  • vasudeva
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Egad, leave it to IE to butcher the meep out of everything. Had you used the search?

I haven't really tried messing with it other than clicking compatability view.(Which did nothing)

  • Wotak
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Is that IE 3?

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  • HOBO
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@vasudeva will your glorious meep still appear if we try to break LS 2.0 and get 404'd?

  • vasudeva
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No, we're enjoying a break from the pals for the time being.

  • dafuck
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not that my opinion counts for meep, I love the new features but I'm not really feeling the design on the main page. It seems a bit clustered compared to the old one. Other than that, good stuff. thanks for making my swarming experience a lot less meeptier..

After a few test drives, I am very comfortable with everything, and in fact I like it better. My first reaction was that links and link comments were going to be secondary in the overall new design, but that has proven to be a silly presumption on my behalf. Now that forums and journals have their own pages, I am 100% on this. Also, I like the xray option, and will keep it when the other options become available.

  • bobacus
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Is the youtube crapyard here still? I cannot seem to find it.

congrats on going 2.0 swarm!
@alqi

  • Phlebas
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@DonQuixote

Good to see you back!

I tried voting on links today and got an "error on page" message. The vote doesn't show up.
Also tried the search feature and got this:

  • vasudeva
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This isn't much to go on and I don't see anything telling in my logs. Probably, you were trying to vote on a thing that had already left the queue between the time you loaded the page and then you finally voted, so there was nothing to vote on. This problem is on my radar but non-trivial to fix.

@spankerchief

I tried voting on links today and got an "error on page" message. The vote doesn't show up.

  • vasudeva
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At least half the problem here, as it turns out, is that Internet Explorer sucks a meep. Evidently it stores DOM elements in such a way that they clash with global variable names, so if I have a div with an ID of foobar, I'd better not have a JavaScript variable named foobar, or else kablammo -- a problem that doesn't exist on any other browser I've tried and certainly not a sensible thing for a web browser to do. I've worked around it, so the xray options should be appearing normally for you now instead of breaking all the other JavaScript on the page.

As for whether this fixes the wierd search interface issue, I can't say, and it's difficult to troubleshoot since the search is handled by an external Google script.

Also, _please, for the love of God, try Chrome, or at least Firefox. You are literally using the worst browser you could reasonably have gotten mixed up with short of going back in time to use an earlier revision of the same crappy browser.

@spankerchief

Also tried the search feature and got this:

  • flake
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I appreciate all the work that went into this. It shows a true appreciation and love for the community that makes this website as awesome as it is. And I'm not trolling. That being said, I hate new linkswarm. I miss the good old days.

  • flake
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There is a definite possibility that i am just sentimental.

  • DeJeR
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@Vasudeva Excuse me, wtf are these things next to the clipswarm tag? Specifically Domo, Mushroom and Cat. They have numbers as their hovertext.

  • JohnLenin
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Those are the avatars of the users who clipswarmed the link. dourp.

@DeJeR

@Vasudeva Excuse me, wtf are these things next to the clipswarm tag? Specifically Domo, Mushroom and Cat. They have numbers as their hovertext.

  • DeJeR
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@Johnlenin & @Vasudeva
Looks like the hovertext needs fixing. It's labeled as a number instead of a name.

  • vasudeva
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Is there anyone else who was confused by this? I had hoped it was self-evident. Kind of difficult to do much there without making it too much.

@JohnLenin

Those are the avatars of the users who clipswarmed the link. dourp. @DeJeR

  • MstrLance
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Testing my unbeheadedness

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BTW: I don't think textwars should be called textwars anymore, now that all of the text-related textwar options have been obsolesced.

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Alternatively, you could reinstate some form of word-filtering textwar. It might get more use now that users can initiate them on their own. Beheadings have increased in popularity, and info-warfare might show similar results.

  • vasudeva
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But piccywars just sounds so meep.

Concur'd. The term textwar stays.

  • Heather
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A am not confuse.

@vasudeva

Is there anyone else who was confused by this? I had hoped it was self-evident. Kind of difficult to do much there without making it too much. @JohnLenin

  • MstrLance
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What's with all the numerical deciders lately?

  • vasudeva
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@mstrlance meep, farts and meep. I knew that was going to work out in that direction. I've reversed course on the 'last comment by' mouseover text fix I put in yesterday -- it now says 'last touched by' which means 'last person to comment or vote on this thing'. Ideally I need to separate these two fields but I don't think anyone gives that much of a meep if the mouseover text on a thing's comments link on the front page is, once in a while, at odds with ones immediate guesses.

  • Wotak
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@vasudeva

@mstrlance meep, farts and meep. I knew that was going to work out in that direction. I've reversed course on the 'last comment by' mouseover text fix I put in yesterday -- it now says 'last touched by' which means 'last person to comment or vote on this thing'. Ideally I need to separate these two fields but I don't think anyone gives that much of a meep if the mouseover text on a thing's comments link on the front page is, once in a while, at odds with ones immediate guesses.

Why can't I put any words under quoted text without it becoming a part of the quoted text?

  • vasudeva
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@wotak different bug. It's on my radar.

  • mundhra
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whenever i load ls, this thing always has a blue arrow which takes me to your post. maybe this will fix it?

  • Wotak
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Great. Now it keeps taking me to your post.

@vasudeva

You mentioned we could vote on our own links now, does it automatically count as an upvote when a link is submitted?

  • vasudeva
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@ghostrider No, since it's such a simple thing to do yourself.

I have not been able to.

  • vasudeva
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@ghostrider The screenshot is certainly a nice touch, but "I don't see the vote arrows on my own things" would have done the trick also. I'll look at it tonight.

@vasudeva

So, are we still capitalizing the first letter in a link title? I see variations now.

  • vasudeva
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@ghostrider

This meep Got Old, No?

Do this now instead.

mmmk

  • dagwood
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jus blow me, plz

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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