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BeachGoat
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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




Nov23 '10
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I may or may not have also sent my Secret Sontag a mysterious package.
Nov24 '10
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sending mine this week
Nov24 '10
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13 jars of bellymeepon lint in the mail..... I was totally saving it for this!
Nov24 '10
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Put a hooker and some coke in the mail yesterday, at least one of them should arrive in good shape. Was going to do something a little more creative but that involved ebay and shipping from China and most certainly would have meeped up somewhere along the line and left me looking like an meep.
Nov24 '10
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And I would definitely recommend reading the gift suggestion thread before you jump into action. Between ordering something and then changing my mind and ordering something else I neglected to do that and as a result am now three gifts deep in the mud. One I can recycle by giving it to one of my worthless relatives. And at least I won't look like a Jew.
Nov24 '10
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I sent mine last week YOU MUTHA meepING' SLOWPOKES
Nov25 '10
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Mine has also been posted. Your thieving bloody paranoid government charged me $9.00 so that they can check it for bombs. So if someones parcel shows up blown up, it aint my fault.
Nov25 '10
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just done mine, the (un)lucky recipient should get it in the next couple of weeks if i got their odd address format right. bloody colonists, always gotta be mixing meep up.
Nov25 '10
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Mine is going out this weekend, I am lazy
Nov25 '10
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IF YOU HAVEN'T POSTED IN THE IDEAS THREAD, YOU ARE DRIVING YOUR SECRET SANTA CRAZY.
x to the o, Heather
Nov25 '10
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Mine goes out early next week. Thank you fukkers for making this happen.
Nov25 '10
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We put the bloody colon in bloody colonists.
Nov25 '10
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My little parcel of love is on it's way.
Nov26 '10
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Mine is in the mail beginning of next week.
Nov29 '10
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after seriously deliberating about this meep (yes, i am that much meepgot), it took an extra meeping forever to get a website that would ship to not america.
meep your side of the world, gift recipient
Nov29 '10
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with baby issues as of late I have been slacking on my gift sending duties. Will send this week. Still have no clue who the recipient is though.
Nov29 '10
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Here's my Beaucoup of Blues, a rarin' to go.
Dec01 '10
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It cost twice the value of the gift to send it to Qwerty :(
Next year, non-americans can send gifts, but they won't be receiving any. it's only fair.
Dec01 '10
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I'll still ship overseas. (I want us to do this again next year.)
Dec01 '10
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Oh meep jeah. This should be a tradition, like the semi-annual Beachgoat death scare.
Dec01 '10
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It cost me the same. Your bloody govt. even charged me to let them check it for bombs.
Dec01 '10
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Maybe Homeland Security has seen that Wolf Creek movie, and realizes the lot of ye are murderous criminals.
Dec01 '10
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So did they find any?
Dec02 '10
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I just sent a second prezzie to a different swarmer. Tee Hee.
Dec02 '10
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AWWWW! This is the least jewish thing you've EVER done. I heart you.
Especially if I'm one of the recipients.
Dec02 '10
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It's not the least, but close/ titz plzKthx
Dec02 '10
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SENT
Dec03 '10
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What?!, you'll give tittiepics for cuteness but not for flagrant bribery?
What's happening to society?
Dec03 '10
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Dagwood is on the list?
Dec03 '10
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according to fedex, some unlucky meepfart should be getting their sorry excuse for a gift today
Dec03 '10
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Sent this morning, due to arrive tomorrow.
Then a few hours later, my gift showed up. See Camphone Thread for epic lolz.
Dec04 '10
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someone needs to ask their neighbour if they're holding a package for them
Dec05 '10
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IMMANOTADORNATO UADORNADO
Dec06 '10
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Dear LSer,
Your satan is no longer secret. The big reveal will be in 6 days.
:drumroll:
Dec07 '10
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Picking up sekret satan gift tonight and will mail tomorrow. It's still before Christmas right? :new-baby-no-sleep-time-warp-in-effect:
Dec07 '10
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You poor thing. We live in the same town, I'd be happy to mail yours for you. I remember how it is with a new baby at home
Dec07 '10
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Thank You very much for the offer Ms. Heather! I got it handled though, been working half days and the office is only a block away from the post office. You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.
Dec08 '10
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truest meep ever typed
Dec08 '10
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Lulz
Dec08 '10
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Dec08 '10
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Plus side: You can take a break from self-help introspection for the next 10 years or so.
Dec08 '10
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Give Babby Mack a LS handle like VasuDEVIL
Dec08 '10
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The greatest frustration comes after the nurses tell you that they want you to get some rest. They may want it, but they sure ain't gonna facilitate that meep.
Luckily, Endorphins kick-in like mental calvary and it's all good haze and previously unknown beauty from there.
Dec08 '10
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Probably last in the game, but gift is sent.
Dec08 '10
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Good luck to you and the Mrs. too. Hope she has a speedy recovery. Be sure to post a zombie pick of yourself 3 days from now.
my smelly meep forgot to tdd that you aren't the last one Phlebas, mine will ship tomorrow.
On 2010-12-08 at 06:54:14, GrapeApe asked to smell your meep
Dec08 '10
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Do yourself a favor and sleep for a couple handfuls of hours.
Dec08 '10
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I don't know who the meep you people are that have time to ship all this meep off before it's even December in most cases, but I still have to make mine.
Dec09 '10
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Someone's getting a delivery today!
Label/Receipt Number: CP08 3853 106U S Expected Delivery Date: December 9, 2010 Class: Priority Mail International Parcels Service(s): International Parcels Status: International Dispatch
Your item left the United States from ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS) at 1:43 pm on December 08, 2010. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later. Detailed Results: International Dispatch, December 08, 2010, 1:43 pm, ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS) Arrival Processed through Sort Facility, December 08, 2010, 4:42 am, CHICAGO, IL 60688 Processed through Sort Facility, December 06, 2010, 9:14 pm, AUSTIN, TX 78710 Acceptance, December 06, 2010, 5:34 pm, AUSTIN, TX 78710
Dec09 '10
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:D Hope everything goes well!
Dec12 '10
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This shows delivered as of 12/9. But you haven't posted that you've received it. I didn't get insurance :(
Dec12 '10
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My secret victim got his delivery as well but no LS confirmation.
Dec12 '10
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wish i could have got in on all this but alas i have no money i am so unbelievably broke its not funny, been lurkin around this site for years and really feel like this gift thing is a great idea, i hope next year i will be able to give a gift. i would love to make someones xmas a little nicer, so i will just say merry xmas instead cuz thats all i got to offer sorry.
Dec12 '10
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You can give us a meep for free if it'll make you feel more 'giving'.
Dec12 '10
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Good enough for me. Merry Xmas right back at ya.
Dec13 '10
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I was sad to be broke too,Regulator.I wanted to play.
Dec13 '10
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And good enough for me also.