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Secret santa gift sent out

Just clickity clicked and my gift has been sent. meep meep meepin meep

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  • MstrLance
  • Nov23 '10

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I may or may not have also sent my Secret Sontag a mysterious package.

  • sunny77
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sending mine this week

  • Steel
  • Nov24 '10

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13 jars of bellymeepon lint in the mail..... I was totally saving it for this!

Put a hooker and some coke in the mail yesterday, at least one of them should arrive in good shape. Was going to do something a little more creative but that involved ebay and shipping from China and most certainly would have meeped up somewhere along the line and left me looking like an meep.

And I would definitely recommend reading the gift suggestion thread before you jump into action. Between ordering something and then changing my mind and ordering something else I neglected to do that and as a result am now three gifts deep in the mud. One I can recycle by giving it to one of my worthless relatives. And at least I won't look like a Jew.

  • dent
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I sent mine last week YOU MUTHA meepING' SLOWPOKES

Mine has also been posted. Your thieving bloody paranoid government charged me $9.00 so that they can check it for bombs. So if someones parcel shows up blown up, it aint my fault.

  • nurglets
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just done mine, the (un)lucky recipient should get it in the next couple of weeks if i got their odd address format right. bloody colonists, always gotta be mixing meep up.

Mine is going out this weekend, I am lazy

  • Heather
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godevillivedog: And I would definitely recommend reading the gift suggestion thread before you jump into action.

IF YOU HAVEN'T POSTED IN THE IDEAS THREAD, YOU ARE DRIVING YOUR SECRET SANTA CRAZY.

x to the o, Heather

Mine goes out early next week. Thank you fukkers for making this happen.

  • MstrLance
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nurglets: just done mine, the (un)lucky recipient should get it in the next couple of weeks if i got their odd address format right. bloody colonists, always gotta be mixing meep up.

We put the bloody colon in bloody colonists.

  • Wotak
  • Nov25 '10

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My little parcel of love is on it's way.

Mine is in the mail beginning of next week.

  • nocal
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after seriously deliberating about this meep (yes, i am that much meepgot), it took an extra meeping forever to get a website that would ship to not america.

meep your side of the world, gift recipient

  • GrapeApe
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with baby issues as of late I have been slacking on my gift sending duties. Will send this week. Still have no clue who the recipient is though.

Here's my Beaucoup of Blues, a rarin' to go.

It cost twice the value of the gift to send it to Qwerty :(

Next year, non-americans can send gifts, but they won't be receiving any. it's only fair.

I'll still ship overseas. (I want us to do this again next year.)

spankerchief: I'll still ship overseas. (I want us to do this again next year.)

Oh meep jeah. This should be a tradition, like the semi-annual Beachgoat death scare.

ghostrider: It cost twice the value of the gift to send it to Qwerty :( Next year, non-americans can send gifts, but they won't be receiving any. it's only fair.

It cost me the same. Your bloody govt. even charged me to let them check it for bombs.

dragonstaff: It cost me the same. Your bloody govt. even charged me to let them check it for bombs.

Maybe Homeland Security has seen that Wolf Creek movie, and realizes the lot of ye are murderous criminals.

  • MstrLance
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dragonstaff:
ghostrider: It cost twice the value of the gift to send it to Qwerty :( Next year, non-americans can send gifts, but they won't be receiving any. it's only fair.

It cost me the same. Your bloody govt. even charged me to let them check it for bombs.

So did they find any?

I just sent a second prezzie to a different swarmer. Tee Hee.

  • Heather
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ghostrider: I just sent a second prezzie to a different swarmer. Tee Hee.

AWWWW! This is the least jewish thing you've EVER done. I heart you.

Especially if I'm one of the recipients.

Heather:
ghostrider: I just sent a second prezzie to a different swarmer. Tee Hee.

AWWWW! This is the least jewish thing you've EVER done. I heart you.

Especially if I'm one of the recipients.

It's not the least, but close/ titz plzKthx

  • sunny77
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SENT

sunny77: SENT

What?!, you'll give tittiepics for cuteness but not for flagrant bribery?

What's happening to society?

  • shitbox
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ghostrider: I just sent a second prezzie to a different swarmer. Tee Hee.

Dagwood is on the list?

  • nurglets
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according to fedex, some unlucky meepfart should be getting their sorry excuse for a gift today

Sent this morning, due to arrive tomorrow.

Then a few hours later, my gift showed up. See Camphone Thread for epic lolz.

  • nurglets
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someone needs to ask their neighbour if they're holding a package for them

  • MstrLance
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nurglets: someone needs to ask their neighbour if they're holding a package for them

IMMANOTADORNATO UADORNADO

  • Heather
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Dear LSer,

Your satan is no longer secret. The big reveal will be in 6 days.

:drumroll:

  • GrapeApe
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Picking up sekret satan gift tonight and will mail tomorrow. It's still before Christmas right? :new-baby-no-sleep-time-warp-in-effect:

  • Heather
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GrapeApe: Picking up sekret satan gift tonight and will mail tomorrow. It's still before Christmas right? :new-baby-no-sleep-time-warp-in-effect:

You poor thing. We live in the same town, I'd be happy to mail yours for you. I remember how it is with a new baby at home

  • GrapeApe
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Heather:
GrapeApe: Picking up sekret satan gift tonight and will mail tomorrow. It's still before Christmas right? :new-baby-no-sleep-time-warp-in-effect:

You poor thing. We live in the same town, I'd be happy to mail yours for you. I remember how it is with a new baby at home

Thank You very much for the offer Ms. Heather! I got it handled though, been working half days and the office is only a block away from the post office. You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.

You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.

truest meep ever typed

  • Dismas
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meepbox:
ghostrider: I just sent a second prezzie to a different swarmer. Tee Hee.

Dagwood is on the list?

Lulz

  • vasudeva
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saltpeter:
You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.

truest meep ever typed

Like literally handfuls of hours away from this.
  • Heather
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vasudeva:
saltpeter:
You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.

truest meep ever typed

Like literally handfuls of hours away from this.

Plus side: You can take a break from self-help introspection for the next 10 years or so.

vasudeva:
saltpeter:
You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.

truest meep ever typed

Like literally handfuls of hours away from this.

Give Babby Mack a LS handle like VasuDEVIL

  • Phlebas
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vasudeva:
saltpeter:
You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.

truest meep ever typed

Like literally handfuls of hours away from this.

The greatest frustration comes after the nurses tell you that they want you to get some rest. They may want it, but they sure ain't gonna facilitate that meep.

Luckily, Endorphins kick-in like mental calvary and it's all good haze and previously unknown beauty from there.

  • Phlebas
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Probably last in the game, but gift is sent.

  • GrapeApe
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vasudeva:
saltpeter:
You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.

truest meep ever typed

Like literally handfuls of hours away from this.

Good luck to you and the Mrs. too. Hope she has a speedy recovery. Be sure to post a zombie pick of yourself 3 days from now.

my smelly meep forgot to tdd that you aren't the last one Phlebas, mine will ship tomorrow.

On 2010-12-08 at 06:54:14, GrapeApe asked to smell your meep

  • MstrLance
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vasudeva:
saltpeter:
You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.

truest meep ever typed

Like literally handfuls of hours away from this.

Do yourself a favor and sleep for a couple handfuls of hours.

  • vasudeva
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GrapeApe: you aren't the last one Phlebas, mine will ship tomorrow.

I don't know who the meep you people are that have time to ship all this meep off before it's even December in most cases, but I still have to make mine.

  • Heather
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Someone's getting a delivery today!

Label/Receipt Number: CP08 3853 106U S Expected Delivery Date: December 9, 2010 Class: Priority Mail International Parcels Service(s): International Parcels Status: International Dispatch

Your item left the United States from ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS) at 1:43 pm on December 08, 2010. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later. Detailed Results: International Dispatch, December 08, 2010, 1:43 pm, ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS) Arrival Processed through Sort Facility, December 08, 2010, 4:42 am, CHICAGO, IL 60688 Processed through Sort Facility, December 06, 2010, 9:14 pm, AUSTIN, TX 78710 Acceptance, December 06, 2010, 5:34 pm, AUSTIN, TX 78710

  • sunny77
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vasudeva:
saltpeter:
You never know how good 3 hours of sleep is until you are only getting 45 minutes at a time.

truest meep ever typed

Like literally handfuls of hours away from this.

:D Hope everything goes well!

  • Heather
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Heather: Someone's getting a delivery today! Label/Receipt Number: CP08 3853 106U S Expected Delivery Date: December 9, 2010 Class: Priority Mail International Parcels Service(s): International Parcels Status: International Dispatch Your item left the United States from ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS) at 1:43 pm on December 08, 2010. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later. Detailed Results: International Dispatch, December 08, 2010, 1:43 pm, ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS) Arrival Processed through Sort Facility, December 08, 2010, 4:42 am, CHICAGO, IL 60688 Processed through Sort Facility, December 06, 2010, 9:14 pm, AUSTIN, TX 78710 Acceptance, December 06, 2010, 5:34 pm, AUSTIN, TX 78710

This shows delivered as of 12/9. But you haven't posted that you've received it. I didn't get insurance :(

  • Wotak
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Heather:
Heather: Someone's getting a delivery today! Label/Receipt Number: CP08 3853 106U S Expected Delivery Date: December 9, 2010 Class: Priority Mail International Parcels Service(s): International Parcels Status: International Dispatch Your item left the United States from ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS) at 1:43 pm on December 08, 2010. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later. Detailed Results: International Dispatch, December 08, 2010, 1:43 pm, ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS) Arrival Processed through Sort Facility, December 08, 2010, 4:42 am, CHICAGO, IL 60688 Processed through Sort Facility, December 06, 2010, 9:14 pm, AUSTIN, TX 78710 Acceptance, December 06, 2010, 5:34 pm, AUSTIN, TX 78710

This shows delivered as of 12/9. But you haven't posted that you've received it. I didn't get insurance :(

My secret victim got his delivery as well but no LS confirmation.

wish i could have got in on all this but alas i have no money i am so unbelievably broke its not funny, been lurkin around this site for years and really feel like this gift thing is a great idea, i hope next year i will be able to give a gift. i would love to make someones xmas a little nicer, so i will just say merry xmas instead cuz thats all i got to offer sorry.

  • Wotak
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You can give us a meep for free if it'll make you feel more 'giving'.

Regulator: wish i could have got in on all this but alas i have no money i am so unbelievably broke its not funny, been lurkin around this site for years and really feel like this gift thing is a great idea, i hope next year i will be able to give a gift. i would love to make someones xmas a little nicer, so i will just say merry xmas instead cuz thats all i got to offer sorry.

Good enough for me. Merry Xmas right back at ya.

  • bobacus
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I was sad to be broke too,Regulator.I wanted to play.

ghostrider:
Regulator: wish i could have got in on all this but alas i have no money i am so unbelievably broke its not funny, been lurkin around this site for years and really feel like this gift thing is a great idea, i hope next year i will be able to give a gift. i would love to make someones xmas a little nicer, so i will just say merry xmas instead cuz thats all i got to offer sorry.

Good enough for me. Merry Xmas right back at ya.

And good enough for me also.

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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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