Sekret Santa
Anybody down for this idea? Pool names, and somebody with organizational skills can divy out the addys. Maybe a few simple rules, like all meepz must be homemade, or cost less than, say, $15. Another good rule would be anybody who signs up, gets a prezzie, but doesn't send one out has to french kiss nocal...on the mouth.
Anybody?
Confirmed gift meeps:
ghost
nocal
dragon
wotak
guitarjon
mstrlance
sunny777
nurglets
sadiesue
phlebas
clavis
spanky
vas
grapeape
heather
autoshoes
dent
b0bo
KAHUNA
godevillivedog
I'll keep this live until
tomorrow
or so, then randomly assign swarmers. I guess my satan won't be a sekret, but that's ok. In case of an odd number of participants, I'll gift the odd duck. PM(lol) me your addy, and your real name, unless you want a package addressed to Duckturd_123.GO!
On 2010-11-09 at 12:39:39, ghostrider asked to smell your meep
On 2010-11-13 at 22:55:55, ghostrider asked to smell your meep
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: [@spankerchief](http+
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Holy meep. Fukkin' Juneteenth negroes be setting off ta bombs tonight! Seriously, it sounds like friggin' Iraq out here.
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Goat's a dirty+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Awww...Did I strike+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Likewise, as a+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Leave it to Spanker+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Loki I was trying+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Loki That is why+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: I'll meet you+
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turn it into a meep first
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on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: I just found a+
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LINK: My Dad Was in a Band
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How the meep do you keep a sammich fresh while shipping it to NC?
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on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: [@HOBO](http://www.l+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Sorry, but with your+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?:
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on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: [@HOBO](http://www.l+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: ^ Still thinks "meep+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Well, recently I+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Spanker, that is+
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on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: Ma, ma my bologna!
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on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: I like sandwiches!
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: [@spankerchief](http+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: The point being that+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Jees, tesco. This+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: You really seem to+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: meep! I figured out+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Spanker+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: /mildly meandering+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: All political+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: My bad, Dragon. I+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: 2013061612095073410FEth.jpg
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Happy non-negligent jizzer day!
JohnLenin
Pats on the meep all 'round
JohnLenin
Yeah, congrats on jizzing inside of something and then not letting your mistake die from negligence.
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Happy Anniversary to all my fellow apostates of the rythm method! Clutch your bag of peas PROUDLY!
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MstrLance
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It's time to get busy.
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Cleaning the garage this morning so's I have room to build. I gritted my teeth and threw out all the old bits of armor, too-heavy maille(10-12 gauge) and a sword blank I'll never get around to beveling.
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the french kissing is the best idea
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wait nevermind can we just trade eskimo kisses instead of gifts??
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This is my one chance to actually get a meeping christmas present. Don't ruin this for me.
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i think it's a good idea
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I would french kiss Nocal for a home made gift from Spankerchief.
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Who wouldn't?
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I WILL FRENCH ALL OF YOU
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i think you should edit your first post, add in the names of people who are doing it
sekret satan #1 = ghostrider sekret satan #2 = nocal sekret satan #3 = grapeape (?)
etc
Nov05 '10
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I would be in this, although postage could be expensive for someone.
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I will sekret satan.
Nov05 '10
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It's coming out of your $15 maximum value. You are entitled to a gift worth $2.22 USD weighing 4lbs or less.
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Count me in.
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I think the cutoff should be sooner than dec 5th, btw. Homemade stuff might take a while to make, and the mail in december is a slow meep.
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I will also have to pay the postage, and right now the Aussie is worth $1.02 US. For the first time since 1983 I win the less-is-more battle.So someone (unless I draw Spod or Sunny) will get a gift worth $15.30 US.
I will not count postage in the $15.00.
On 2010-11-05 at 23:30:50, dragonstaff asked to smell your meep
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Good point, but I don't want to exclude someone who might want to join late in the game. I think if gifts are sent out by the 10th they should get to where they're going, even Australia. I reckon the homemade gift folks will be on this early. If this goes well, and we get 10 or 20 people who want to play, we can cutoff at an earlier date.
Nov05 '10
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I'm game; I'll do the best I can with it. As far as home-made meep is concerned, I'm a pro at crochet these days (except hairpin lace. anything but that). I've never done this before, however!
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Sunny is in! I have a chance at cheap(er) postage after all.
Also, if I end up having to french Nocal, I will expect him to come to me.
Nov05 '10
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cuz, really, is a french from Nocal really worth ~$2,000 AUD, roundtrip airfare? :)
Nov06 '10
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Ha ha, nocal wouldn't meep you from half way around the world on your best (semi fat), prettiest day.
He might suck me off or even meepmeep meepbox (after 12 Jack Daniels twisters and a half-pound of late night McDonalds french fries) on a really bad day, but your fat-meep chances are pretty nil. I guess it just comes down to who wants nocal more...
Oh, BTW, your meep stock == down.
Nov06 '10
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uh...i wasn't implying anything, assmouth
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I'm in, and hopefully with a cunning plan on how to get round international postage to whomever i get. As long as they dont live in some backwater country, like canada.
WHO MAH SS?
On 2010-11-16 at 10:01:34, nurglets asked to smell your meep
Nov06 '10
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Dread Pirate Roberts:
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Matching you two is exactly what I thought you thought I would do.
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I figured you were just going to draw names out of a hat.
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How heartwarming. Count me in
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fact
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Somehow I knew participating in any of this would end badly. I resign.
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I'm in with fistive cheer.
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Consider it a Welcome Home (of sorts).
BTW, both of those guys like being aggressive (even douchbags) on-line, but they would both sit in the floor and cry like children if they opened a vibrating meep toy on Christmas morning and knew it came from a member of Linkswarm.
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Count me in, but don't expect anything handmade.
Unless you want toast.
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fine, i'll do the damned sekret satan.
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yeah, tears of joy. and what makes you think that i'm not an abrasive meep in real life?
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Hmm.... Homemade, less than 4lbs and under $15? All right, I'm in.
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*giftwraps a meep
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I do dis.
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:unwraps gift from Wotak:
"Gasp! A do-it-yourself meepknife kit!!" "How thoughtful!"
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Good idea. I suppose I was going to try to match people with no affiliation other than the swarm. This will make it an truly random event.
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yes count me in,my kid should be born around this time so I will let him contribute the homemade part of the present.
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Eagerly awaiting my foreskin jerky.
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The four pounds was for international shipping consideration only. I don't think that a $15 hand-made treasure chest (or whatever) weighing in at 40 pounds or more is going to upset anybody.