Sekret Santa

Anybody down for this idea? Pool names, and somebody with organizational skills can divy out the addys. Maybe a few simple rules, like all meepz must be homemade, or cost less than, say, $15. Another good rule would be anybody who signs up, gets a prezzie, but doesn't send one out has to french kiss nocal...on the mouth.


Anybody?

Confirmed gift meeps:

ghost
nocal
dragon
wotak
guitarjon
mstrlance
sunny777
nurglets
sadiesue
phlebas
clavis
spanky
vas
grapeape
heather
autoshoes
dent
b0bo
KAHUNA
godevillivedog

I'll keep this live until

tomorrow

or so, then randomly assign swarmers. I guess my satan won't be a sekret, but that's ok. In case of an odd number of participants, I'll gift the odd duck. PM(lol) me your addy, and your real name, unless you want a package addressed to Duckturd_123.


GO!

















On 2010-11-09 at 12:39:39, ghostrider asked to smell your meep

On 2010-11-13 at 22:55:55, ghostrider asked to smell your meep

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  • Heather

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I can hand make the meep out of discomfort, despair and psychotic bedlam. One of you little swarmers gonna be SOOO HAPPY!

HEATHER IS SATANING UP YOUR SEKRETS

I'm really having trouble coming up with an idea for drawing names, as logic has never been my friend. Let's say I draw names from a hat. I pick two names, heather and vas. I send each of them a message naming the other as their gift benefactor. Both will know from whom their gift is coming from. Does anybody know a good 2 hat system?

  • nocal

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ghostrider: I'm really having trouble coming up with an idea for drawing names, as logic has never been my friend. Let's say I draw names from a hat. I pick two names, heather and vas. I send each of them a message naming the other as their gift benefactor. Both will know from whom their gift is coming from. Does anybody know a good 2 hat system?
yes, use three hats

of course!

ghostrider: I'm really having trouble coming up with an idea for drawing names, as logic has never been my friend. Let's say I draw names from a hat. I pick two names, heather and vas. I send each of them a message naming the other as their gift benefactor. Both will know from whom their gift is coming from. Does anybody know a good 2 hat system?
Draw the first name. that person sends a gift to the second name drawn. Person #2 sends a gift to #3, who sends one to #4, and so on.
dragonstaff:
ghostrider: I'm really having trouble coming up with an idea for drawing names, as logic has never been my friend. Let's say I draw names from a hat. I pick two names, heather and vas. I send each of them a message naming the other as their gift benefactor. Both will know from whom their gift is coming from. Does anybody know a good 2 hat system?
Draw the first name. that person sends a gift to the second name drawn. Person #2 sends a gift to #3, who sends one to #4, and so on.

Right-o. And the last name drawn sends to the first name, works with an odd or even number. Man, where where you when I was flunking the maths?

  • sunny77

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ghostrider:
dragonstaff:
ghostrider: I'm really having trouble coming up with an idea for drawing names, as logic has never been my friend. Let's say I draw names from a hat. I pick two names, heather and vas. I send each of them a message naming the other as their gift benefactor. Both will know from whom their gift is coming from. Does anybody know a good 2 hat system?
Draw the first name. that person sends a gift to the second name drawn. Person #2 sends a gift to #3, who sends one to #4, and so on.

Right-o. And the last name drawn sends to the first name, works with an odd or even number. Man, where where you when I was flunking the maths?

or if you don't want anyone to know who it's from (to keep this satan a sekret) maybe only send an addy? no names.

Post Office doesn't really like that, and I know where most of the regulars live. nocal, for instance, lives in Wyoming.

  • sunny77

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ghostrider: Post Office doesn't really like that, and I know where most of the regulars live. nocal, for instance, lives in Wyoming.

that just occurred to me...just make up some name. To: murray mcardle, for example. i'm sure not everyone knows where everyone else lives, but for the ausmeeps and britmeeps, anyway.

Well, I got it figured out, anywho. It will be a surprise, like the phone call i got last night from azron.

  • sunny77

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ghostrider: Well, I got it figured out, anywho. It will be a surprise, like the phone call i got last night from azron.

yeah, surprise carpsad

ghostrider: Man, where where you when I was flunking the maths?

Flunking it myself.

  • nocal

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i did actually legally change my name to Murray MacArdle, so...

MstrLance:
spankerchief: Hmm.... Homemade, less than 4lbs and under $15? All right, I'm in.

The four pounds was for international shipping consideration only. I don't think that a $15 hand-made treasure chest (or whatever) weighing in at 40 pounds or more is going to upset anybody.

Already working on it. (Not a chest, but you won't be dissapointed I swear.)

spankerchief:
MstrLance:
spankerchief: Hmm.... Homemade, less than 4lbs and under $15? All right, I'm in.

The four pounds was for international shipping consideration only. I don't think that a $15 hand-made treasure chest (or whatever) weighing in at 40 pounds or more is going to upset anybody.

Already working on it. (Not a chest, but you won't be dissapointed I swear.)

Hmmm....perhaps I should 'florida' the count?...Naw, but meep, who wouldn't want to get you as a draw.

  • Phlebas

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yeah, tears of joy. and what makes you think that i'm not an abrasive meep in real life?

As I remember, you have made this stand at least a few times, tough guy. When it comes to it, though, I think you'll make something cool for someone.

Since we got international playas up in here, I will cut this off on Nov. 20, and draw names. If you haven't send me your address, please do so.

and for the record, British and Aussie addys are strange.

On 2010-11-07 at 15:34:21, ghostrider asked to smell your meep

Dude i'm in. pm'ing ghost

  • dent

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meep yeah I'm in.

  • Wotak

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I want dent. Ima send him my entire meep to wear as a ring on his left meep-you finger.

...admittedly I wanted Clavis to receive this gift when I first thought of it but he'd just turn it into a bracelet. :(

  • HOBO

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I want in. I want to personally deliver the gift and sleep on the gift recipients sofa for a minimum of 5 days

I AM SO meepING IN IT ISN'T FUNNY

except it is

HOBO: I want in. I want to personally deliver the gift and sleep on the gift recipients sofa for a minimum of 5 days

Give him an Aussie or a pom. Make him pay for his couch surfing proclivities.

I will buy a $15 chance in spankerchief's gift lottery.
Enjoy your $15 meep-novelty thingy.

godevillivedog: I will buy a $15 chance in spankerchief's gift lottery.
Enjoy your $15 meep-novelty thingy.

I'm not making anything THAT nice. It won't be worth more than say, $50 even if my meep ever becomes collectible. I like that it's attracting folks to Ghostie's party, though.

spankerchief:
godevillivedog: I will buy a $15 chance in spankerchief's gift lottery.
Enjoy your $15 meep-novelty thingy.

I'm not making anything THAT nice. It won't be worth more than say, $50 even if my meep ever becomes collectible. I like that it's attracting folks to Ghostie's party, though.

A $15 chance to get a gift from our resident Renaissance man is also a chance to have spend an extra $15 to send a gift to England or Austria.

  • JohnLenin

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ghostrider: A $15 chance to get a gift from our resident Renaissance man is also a chance to have spend an extra $15 to send a gift to England or Austria.

8(

ghostrider:
spankerchief:
godevillivedog: I will buy a $15 chance in spankerchief's gift lottery.
Enjoy your $15 meep-novelty thingy.

I'm not making anything THAT nice. It won't be worth more than say, $50 even if my meep ever becomes collectible. I like that it's attracting folks to Ghostie's party, though.

A $15 chance to get a gift from our resident Renaissance man is also a chance to have spend an extra $15 to send a gift to England or Austria.

Worsest sales pitch evar :(
  • dent

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I will wear your meep on my empty wedding ring finger. FROWN.

Spankerchief should just be Santa and the Elves, and make and deliver a gift to everyone.

  • nurglets

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well unless lefen stirs soon, then I'm guaranteed to have to sort out international gift giving. I'm actually super stoked about this, I cant't wait to see who gets my pos/awesome gift delivered direct.

  • Heather

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I won't know what to make/gift till I know who I'm giving to.

When will the drawings happen Ghostmaster?

Nov. 20

and this as a good time to point out

I STILL NEED SOME INFORMATION FROM A FEW OF YOU FUKKERS

I just sent you a pm. HAHAHA

sadiesue: I just sent you a pm. HAHAHA

chut yr hoer mouf

  • nocal

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i'd like to give ghosty some preemptive props; by my sloppy math there are 20 people participating (with time left for more)

for LS, that is pretty meeping notable. and it must have been particularly painful to do a "christmas" -related activity (since you are jew.)

  • MstrLance

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nocal: i'd like to give ghosty some preemptive props; by my sloppy math there are 20 people participating (with time left for more) for LS, that is pretty meeping notable. and it must have been particularly painful to do a "christmas" -related activity (since you are jew.)

Didn't you read the thread? He's just coveting a present. It all makes sense if you think about it.

MstrLance:
nocal: i'd like to give ghosty some preemptive props; by my sloppy math there are 20 people participating (with time left for more) for LS, that is pretty meeping notable. and it must have been particularly painful to do a "christmas" -related activity (since you are jew.)

Didn't you read the thread? He's just coveting a present. It all makes sense if you think about it.

Almost. It's like gold farming, only less meep, if you kno wut i mean.

  • nocal

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every single person is going to get ghostrider's info

20 jew gifts

it all makes sense

Oops: I may have inadvertantly blown right the meep through the $15 limit due to my inability to JUST LEAVE meep ALONE.

My apologies.

  • sunny77

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spankerchief: Oops: I may have inadvertantly blown right the meep through the $15 limit due to my inability to JUST LEAVE meep ALONE. My apologies.

no one will complain

so...who is my santa pardner?

I guess I can do the drawing this weekend. Seems like everyone who wants in has spoken up. I still need mail info from LK and Vas.

  • Wotak

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Cool, can't wait to see who I get.

I'll say it yet again, I need to draw this meep, and everybody is anxious. If I do not have your address I will assume you do not want to participate.

Ok, I'm drawing this monday morning. This is my last post. if i don't have your full info by then, your out. I'm not gonna hunt for postal codes, or whatnot. In or out. your choice.

GO

  • Heather

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Before closing participation, could you reply with who in this list is potentially on the pointy end of the stick?

ghost nocal dragon wotak guitarjon mstrlance sunny777 nurglets sadiesue phlebas clavis spanky vas grapeape heather autoshoes dent b0bo KAHUNA godevillivedog

  • Steel

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Late to the game as usual...

I'm in...

What the meep. I will do it as well.

ghostrider:
spankerchief:
godevillivedog: I will buy a $15 chance in spankerchief's gift lottery.
Enjoy your $15 meep-novelty thingy.

I'm not making anything THAT nice. It won't be worth more than say, $50 even if my meep ever becomes collectible. I like that it's attracting folks to Ghostie's party, though.

A $15 chance to get a gift from our resident Renaissance man is also a chance to have spend an extra $15 to send a gift to England or Austria.


I was just going to leave it out with the cookies and let Santa take care of it.
  • shitbox

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MUTHAmeepIT

I'm in too.

I cannot wait to disappointed someone with a gift.

  • vasudeva

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I have belatedly done the proper thing with my address infoz.

Sweet. I'll draw tonight. I don't see a message Vas, but I'll let you know your victim and you can send me infoz then. Same for you Witty

Final Tally

ghost nocal dragon wotak guitarjon mstrlance sunny777 nurglets sadiesue phlebas clavis spanky vas grapeape heather autoshoes dent b0bo KAHUNA godevillivedog steel meepbox witty_screen_name

Unless I hear from someone before I get back from stuffing my gob with terrible, 60s-style faux chinese food this evening, these are the playas. I really want to thank you fine folks for participating. This has been way more of a turnout than I had expected.

wipes tear

ghostrider: Final Tally ghost nocal dragon wotak guitarjon mstrlance sunny777 nurglets sadiesue phlebas clavis spanky vas grapeape heather autoshoes dent b0bo KAHUNA godevillivedog steel meepbox witty_screen_name Unless I hear from someone before I get back from stuffing my gob with terrible, 60s-style faux chinese food this evening, these are the playas. I really want to thank you fine folks for participating. This has been way more of a turnout than I had expected. *wipes tear*

Seriously. This was a fantastic idea. Thanks for suggesting it, and for carrying it through.

GJ, comrade.

  • Wotak

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Ghostie pawn view:

<center>ghost nocal dragon wotak guitarjon mstrlance sunny777 nurglets sadiesue phlebas clavis spanky vas grapeape heather autoshoes dent b0bo KAHUNA godevillivedog steel meepbox witty_screen_name</center>

It's not quite a Bishop but it could pass as a horse-faced Druid, I guess.

you fukkers are awesome, i mostly mean this :)

I got the loldraw of the century.

Only one way it could have gone better.

Happy Xmas SS buddy!

WERD!

Can we put a lock on this? We should have a WHAT I GOT thread soon.

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