Sekret Santa

Anybody down for this idea? Pool names, and somebody with organizational skills can divy out the addys. Maybe a few simple rules, like all meepz must be homemade, or cost less than, say, $15. Another good rule would be anybody who signs up, gets a prezzie, but doesn't send one out has to french kiss nocal...on the mouth.


Anybody?

Confirmed gift meeps:

ghost
nocal
dragon
wotak
guitarjon
mstrlance
sunny777
nurglets
sadiesue
phlebas
clavis
spanky
vas
grapeape
heather
autoshoes
dent
b0bo
KAHUNA
godevillivedog

I'll keep this live until

tomorrow

or so, then randomly assign swarmers. I guess my satan won't be a sekret, but that's ok. In case of an odd number of participants, I'll gift the odd duck. PM(lol) me your addy, and your real name, unless you want a package addressed to Duckturd_123.


GO!

















On 2010-11-09 at 12:39:39, ghostrider asked to smell your meep

On 2010-11-13 at 22:55:55, ghostrider asked to smell your meep

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  • nocal
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the french kissing is the best idea

  • nocal
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wait nevermind can we just trade eskimo kisses instead of gifts??

This is my one chance to actually get a meeping christmas present. Don't ruin this for me.

  • nocal
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i think it's a good idea

  • GrapeApe
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I would french kiss Nocal for a home made gift from Spankerchief.

Who wouldn't?

  • nocal
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I WILL FRENCH ALL OF YOU

  • nocal
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i think you should edit your first post, add in the names of people who are doing it

sekret satan #1 = ghostrider sekret satan #2 = nocal sekret satan #3 = grapeape (?)

etc

I would be in this, although postage could be expensive for someone.

  • Wotak
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I will sekret satan.

  • MstrLance
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dragonstaff: I would be in this, although postage could be expensive for someone.

It's coming out of your $15 maximum value. You are entitled to a gift worth $2.22 USD weighing 4lbs or less.

  • JohnLenin
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Count me in.

  • JohnLenin
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I think the cutoff should be sooner than dec 5th, btw. Homemade stuff might take a while to make, and the mail in december is a slow meep.

MstrLance:
dragonstaff: I would be in this, although postage could be expensive for someone.

It's coming out of your $15 maximum value. You are entitled to a gift worth $2.22 USD weighing 4lbs or less.

I will also have to pay the postage, and right now the Aussie is worth $1.02 US. For the first time since 1983 I win the less-is-more battle.So someone (unless I draw Spod or Sunny) will get a gift worth $15.30 US.

I will not count postage in the $15.00.

On 2010-11-05 at 23:30:50, dragonstaff asked to smell your meep

JohnLenin: I think the cutoff should be sooner than dec 5th, btw. Homemade stuff might take a while to make, and the mail in december is a slow meep.

Good point, but I don't want to exclude someone who might want to join late in the game. I think if gifts are sent out by the 10th they should get to where they're going, even Australia. I reckon the homemade gift folks will be on this early. If this goes well, and we get 10 or 20 people who want to play, we can cutoff at an earlier date.

  • sunny77
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I'm game; I'll do the best I can with it. As far as home-made meep is concerned, I'm a pro at crochet these days (except hairpin lace. anything but that). I've never done this before, however!

Sunny is in! I have a chance at cheap(er) postage after all.

Also, if I end up having to french Nocal, I will expect him to come to me.

  • sunny77
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dragonstaff: Sunny is in! I have a chance at cheap(er) postage after all. Also, if I end up having to french Nocal, I will expect him to come to me.

cuz, really, is a french from Nocal really worth ~$2,000 AUD, roundtrip airfare? :)

  • Wotak
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sunny77: cuz, really, is a french from Nocal really worth ~$2,000 AUD, roundtrip airfare? :)

Ha ha, nocal wouldn't meep you from half way around the world on your best (semi fat), prettiest day.

He might suck me off or even meepmeep meepbox (after 12 Jack Daniels twisters and a half-pound of late night McDonalds french fries) on a really bad day, but your fat-meep chances are pretty nil. I guess it just comes down to who wants nocal more...

Oh, BTW, your meep stock == down.

  • sunny77
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Wotak:
sunny77: cuz, really, is a french from Nocal really worth ~$2,000 AUD, roundtrip airfare? :)

Ha ha, nocal wouldn't meep you from half way around the world on your best (semi fat), prettiest day.

He might suck me off or even meepmeep meepbox (after 12 Jack Daniels twisters and a half-pound of late night McDonalds french fries) on a really bad day, but your fat-meep chances are pretty nil. I guess it just comes down to who wants nocal more...

Oh, BTW, your meep stock == down.

uh...i wasn't implying anything, assmouth

  • Wotak
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sunny77:
Wotak:
sunny77: cuz, really, is a french from Nocal really worth ~$2,000 AUD, roundtrip airfare? :)

Ha ha, nocal wouldn't meep you from half way around the world on your best (semi fat), prettiest day.

He might suck me off or even meepmeep meepbox (after 12 Jack Daniels twisters and a half-pound of late night McDonalds french fries) on a really bad day, but your fat-meep chances are pretty nil. I guess it just comes down to who wants nocal more...

Oh, BTW, your meep stock == down.

uh...i wasn't implying anything, assmouth

  • nurglets
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I'm in, and hopefully with a cunning plan on how to get round international postage to whomever i get. As long as they dont live in some backwater country, like canada.

WHO MAH SS?

On 2010-11-16 at 10:01:34, nurglets asked to smell your meep

dragonstaff: Sunny is in! I have a chance at cheap(er) postage after all.

Dread Pirate Roberts:

<code>        You've made your decision then?
</code>

Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Matching you two is exactly what I thought you thought I would do.

I figured you were just going to draw names out of a hat.

How heartwarming. Count me in

  • nocal
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Wotak:
sunny77: cuz, really, is a french from Nocal really worth ~$2,000 AUD, roundtrip airfare? :)

Ha ha, nocal wouldn't meep you from half way around the world on your best (semi fat), prettiest day.

He might suck me off or even meepmeep meepbox (after 12 Jack Daniels twisters and a half-pound of late night McDonalds french fries) on a really bad day, but your fat-meep chances are pretty nil. I guess it just comes down to who wants nocal more...

Oh, BTW, your meep stock == down.

fact

  • sunny77
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Somehow I knew participating in any of this would end badly. I resign.

  • Phlebas
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I'm in with fistive cheer.

  • Phlebas
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sunny77: Somehow I knew participating in any of this would end badly. I resign.

Consider it a Welcome Home (of sorts).

BTW, both of those guys like being aggressive (even douchbags) on-line, but they would both sit in the floor and cry like children if they opened a vibrating meep toy on Christmas morning and knew it came from a member of Linkswarm.

Count me in, but don't expect anything handmade.

Unless you want toast.

  • sunny77
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Phlebas:
sunny77: Somehow I knew participating in any of this would end badly. I resign.

Consider it a Welcome Home (of sorts).

BTW, both of those guys like being aggressive (even douchbags) on-line, but they would both sit in the floor and cry like children if they opened a vibrating meep toy on Christmas morning and knew it came from a member of Linkswarm.

fine, i'll do the damned sekret satan.

  • nocal
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Phlebas:
sunny77: Somehow I knew participating in any of this would end badly. I resign.

Consider it a Welcome Home (of sorts).

BTW, both of those guys like being aggressive (even douchbags) on-line, but they would both sit in the floor and cry like children if they opened a vibrating meep toy on Christmas morning and knew it came from a member of Linkswarm.

yeah, tears of joy. and what makes you think that i'm not an abrasive meep in real life?

Hmm.... Homemade, less than 4lbs and under $15? All right, I'm in.

  • Wotak
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*giftwraps a meep

  • vasudeva
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I do dis.

:unwraps gift from Wotak:

"Gasp! A do-it-yourself meepknife kit!!" "How thoughtful!"

dragonstaff: I figured you were just going to draw names out of a hat.

Good idea. I suppose I was going to try to match people with no affiliation other than the swarm. This will make it an truly random event.

  • GrapeApe
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nocal: i think you should edit your first post, add in the names of people who are doing it sekret satan #1 = ghostrider sekret satan #2 = nocal sekret satan #3 = grapeape (?) etc

yes count me in,my kid should be born around this time so I will let him contribute the homemade part of the present.

GrapeApe:
nocal: i think you should edit your first post, add in the names of people who are doing it sekret satan #1 = ghostrider sekret satan #2 = nocal sekret satan #3 = grapeape (?) etc

yes count me in,my kid should be born around this time so I will let him contribute the homemade part of the present.

Eagerly awaiting my foreskin jerky.

  • MstrLance
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spankerchief: Hmm.... Homemade, less than 4lbs and under $15? All right, I'm in.

The four pounds was for international shipping consideration only. I don't think that a $15 hand-made treasure chest (or whatever) weighing in at 40 pounds or more is going to upset anybody.

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