Turtle Burgers

Prison... it changes a man.

Bring me one. We can touch our goatees together for good luck.

ironically the bread is the worst thing in the whole contraption

I had to smash the meep out of it to get my head around it.

+10 by nocal , beardpubis

I finally got around to making these. The little rictus of agony on his tiny blackened face just adds to the deliciousness. Nom Nom Nom.

This is easily the most meeped up sandwich I have ever wanted to try. I can't even imagine the culinary perversion required to build such a machine. meep man, how did it taste?

It was pretty damned good! The cheese picked up some bacon flavor and the burnt hot dogs took me back to some of dad's old barbeques. I got about halfway through one before I had to stop for fear of a major grease explosion.

spankerchief: It was pretty damned good! The cheese picked up some bacon flavor and the burnt hot dogs took me back to some of dad's old barbeques. I got about halfway through one before I had to stop for fear of a major grease explosion.

I have your same exact countertops, so I'll take your word for it.

You should've made American flags out of Ketchup, Mayonnaise and Jelly and dipped those delicious "freedom turtles" in it.

Puts hand over heart

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light....

Me wants turtle burger bad, looks like a meatfest but I can handle that. Thx for the post!

Spanks is going to have to build another 13 treasure chests in a single night to burn off the calories in that burger.

Ahoy!

Need to add turtle burgers to your business logo.

"Treasure Chest and Turtle Burger Craftsman Extraordinaire"

It's good for the moobs.

I have the same knife set, & the same countertops, but my turtleburger didn't cook long enough and crawled away....

The BabyLoaf, however....

My imagination had an angina moment...with a belching happy face