The Jig is Up

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I didn't post anything even close to CP, so I dunno why I was targeted if it is indeed me you're referring to. I commented in the other thread that I understood and respected the situation. I showed Vas the pic in question in a PM but didn't post it, perhaps I was wrong to even put it in the uploader. I also know the difference between reputable and questionable sites.

Well, fuk, I was just ready to share some pics of "young meep", our new 9week old siamese kittens. NOC, meepit.

Dagwood - "I do have modest collection of young and young- looking(16ish) girls in all their fresh glory."

How old are you? That beautiful line of text is precisely why I felt the need to target you. While I normally don't mind the pron you post, or even mind you at all, recent discussions within the bowels of Linkswarm have made a few people worried about your intentions as a human being.

Now, can we please stop talking/discussing/referring to/hypothesizing about this subject, because nothing says trouble like what you are discussing. This site never has, nor never will be, about this meep or any reference to it.

Nooooooooooooooooo I wondered who it was.

_{On 2010-08-31 at 16:36:35, bobacus asked to smell your meep}

dent: Dagwood - "I do have modest collection of young and young- looking(16ish) girls in all their fresh glory." How old are you? That beautiful line of text is precisely why I felt the need to target you. While I normally don't mind the pron you post, or even mind you at all, recent discussions within the bowels of Linkswarm have made a few people worried about your intentions as a human being.

Apparently we're not even speaking the same language, it's really very frustrating. I have always loved and tried,even in drunken stupors, to respect all that is LS. Just got banned for posting a borderline pic on c4c from jaybee. It's really not my thing and I really don't wanna get anybody in trouble. Had hoped I'd be allowed to mend my ways upon returning here and hang out wichu guys again.

Alas, everyone hates me. I'll just lurk awhile. FYVM.

dagwood:

dent: Dagwood - "I do have modest collection of young and young- looking(16ish) girls in all their fresh glory." How old are you? That beautiful line of text is precisely why I felt the need to target you. While I normally don't mind the pron you post, or even mind you at all, recent discussions within the bowels of Linkswarm have made a few people worried about your intentions as a human being.

Apparently we're not even speaking the same language, it's really very frustrating. I have always loved and tried,even in drunken stupors, to respect all that is LS. Just got banned for posting a borderline pic on c4c from jaybee. It's really not my thing and I really don't wanna get anybody in trouble. Had hoped I'd be allowed to mend my ways upon returning here and hang out wichu guys again.

Alas, everyone hates me. I'll just lurk awhile. FYVM.

Dude. Really. Just stop.

No, really. Stop.

All of your bullmeep "woe-is-me" rationalizing is obvious to everyone but yourself.

You need help. Like .357 type help.

_{On 2010-08-31 at 16:51:22, Clavis_Apocalypticae asked to smell your meep}

Clavis, you sly charmer.http://www.youtube.com/v/yalAIGQWiRU?fs=1&hl=en_US

_{On 2010-08-31 at 17:19:54, bobacus asked to smell your meep}

No Bob, Clavis you unyielding arrogant meep. So I'm banned (from posting pics so far) for the fear of the threat that I might post. How scary is that? Y'all really talk too much, glad I got a rise out of you, and I'm supposed to stop?

meep, some real wanker at the library is gonna see this and post something from his "special" collection and you know what will happen? Nothing, Vas will delete it, period. Don't worry, won't be me, library's 15 miles away and I don't drive. I still have no animosity or ill-will toward you guys. Just seems pretty chickenmeep. Mainly because I heeded the warnings and didn't actually bite and didn't post meep. Couple of subpar pics in the juggalettes thread and an innocuous gif or 3.

The issue here is that you've admitted to owning a collection of what seems to be described as child porn. That is, you distinguished 'young' from 'young-looking (16ish)'. You have both, evidently. This equates in my mind to knowingly owning pictures of under-age-16 girls. (If that's how I interpret it, I can only guess what law enforcement would do if they happened to stumble upon your post. The fact that you were banned from another site that might have reported you makes that scenario plausible even if you've never actually committed any kind of crime.)

This would make you merely hideously wierd and revolting but not my actual personal problem -- except you've posted 735 images to the uploader, and hotlinked who knows how many images off other servers on LinkSwarm.

Given that I don't have the resources to comb through everything you've posted and make sure it's legitimate -- and I do believe the onus is on me as webmaster to do so -- I'm taking it all offline so as not to implicate this site and community in your porn habits, whatever they may be.

Let me repeat the 'whatever they may be' bit; it is absolutely not clear what the meep you do in your spare time, and I'm not at all interested in splitting hairs with you about it. By posting that you maintain an interest in and a collection of under-age porn, and offering pedo sourcing tips, you've implicated me and everyone else here. It's possible that you've never ever posted child porn here and don't actually own any, but it's a risk I simply won't take.

this is relevant to my interests

vasudeva: The issue here is that you've admitted to owning a collection of what seems to be described as child porn. That is, you distinguished 'young' from 'young-looking (16ish)'. You have both, evidently. This equates in my mind to knowingly owning pictures of under-age-16 girls. (If that's how *I* interpret it, I can only guess what law enforcement would do if they happened to stumble upon your post. The fact that you were banned from another site that might have reported you makes that scenario plausible even if you've never actually committed any kind of crime.) This would make you merely hideously wierd and revolting but not my actual personal problem -- except you've posted 735 images to the uploader, and hotlinked who knows how many images off other servers on LinkSwarm. Given that I don't have the resources to comb through everything you've posted and make sure it's legitimate -- and I do believe the onus is on me as webmaster to do so -- I'm taking it all offline so as not to implicate this site and community in your porn habits, whatever they may be. Let me repeat the 'whatever they may be' bit; it is absolutely not clear what the meep you do in your spare time, and I'm not at all interested in splitting hairs with you about it. By posting that you maintain an interest in and a collection of under-age porn, and offering pedo sourcing tips, you've implicated me and everyone else here. It's possible that you've never ever posted child porn here and don't actually own any, but it's a risk I simply won't take.

I applaud your actions. You are 100% correct and if anyone disagrees....fuk off

dagwood: No Bob, Clavis you unyielding arrogant meep. So I'm banned (from posting pics so far) for the fear of the threat that I might post. How scary is that? Y'all really talk too much, glad I got a rise out of you, and I'm supposed to stop? meep, some real wanker at the library is gonna see this and post something from his "special" collection and you know what will happen? Nothing, Vas will delete it, period. Don't worry, won't be me, library's 15 miles away and I don't drive. I still have no animosity or ill-will toward you guys. Just seems pretty chickenmeep. Mainly because I heeded the warnings and didn't actually bite and didn't post meep. Couple of subpar pics in the juggalettes thread and an innocuous gif or 3.

Unyielding? No.

Arrogant? No.

And are you so meeping retarded as to believe that using a library computer in some backwater hick town provides you even the most basic level of anonymity?

You're a bigger meeping idiot than I've previously given you credit for...my apologies for selling you short.

Also, LOL. Chris_Hansen just checked in!

I had no idea that Mr. Hansen read Linkswarm!

Chris,

I luv your work. Especially when you nailed my Uncle! Man, was he suprised.

Was your uncle the guy who drove 3 hours non-stop and brought a 6-pack of wine coolers and condoms to the bait house just to stop by and say hello? Or was it the guy who had 4 rolls of duct-tape, a vile of chloroform and a bag of lime in his trunk?

It's possible that you've never ever posted child porn here and don't actually own any, but it's a risk I simply won't take.

sounds like overkill.. I like it!

wow! good stuff dent, you are truly the master baiter!

haha dent did a good job. i was fully believing he was some gross weirdo.

i was literally feeling kind of queasy reading some of the posts.

I thought meep was uart.

Can we put the ponies back now? Ponies are always safe.

You guys should chill out and listen to some music or something.

JohnLenin: You guys should chill out and listen to some music or something.

werd

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well then

Dent, you did well.

My post in the other thread can stand, however, aimed at any other lurker who may want to play.

Maybe I am Uart...

No, l am Uart. l am also meeproach.

_{On 2010-09-02 at 00:30:33, Wotak asked to smell your meep}

Clavis_Apocalypticae:

dagwood: No Bob, Clavis you unyielding arrogant meep. So I'm banned (from posting pics so far) for the fear of the threat that I might post. How scary is that? Y'all really talk too much, glad I got a rise out of you, and I'm supposed to stop? meep, some real wanker at the library is gonna see this and post something from his "special" collection and you know what will happen? Nothing, Vas will delete it, period. Don't worry, won't be me, library's 15 miles away and I don't drive. I still have no animosity or ill-will toward you guys. Just seems pretty chickenmeep. Mainly because I heeded the warnings and didn't actually bite and didn't post meep. Couple of subpar pics in the juggalettes thread and an innocuous gif or 3.

Unyielding? No.

Arrogant? No.

And are you so meeping retarded as to believe that using a library computer in some backwater hick town provides you even the most basic level of anonymity?

You're a bigger meeping idiot than I've previously given you credit for...my apologies for selling you short.

Also, LOL. Chris_Hansen just checked in!

No, and no? That's your argument ? As compelling as that it I think it reinforces mine because to you I'm not even worth a proper response. You,"sir" have been a source of some consternation for me for awhile (YW). I think you've disliked me ever since I made a crack about the sister I didn't know if you had and was invited to fight about it in IRC,

You're like the eternal, infernal peanut gallery; always chiming in when not invited, Who the meep asked you? You and several of your cronies assume an air of superiority that you have never deserved and shouldn't be allowed, even by newbs, which I'm not.

I should have added insufferable and insensitive for your quip about killing myself. That is NEVER funny. I would like to think that you would have some regret and feel some remorse if I were to take that route out, but I would be wasting my time. No, thanks, while my Dad has become quite the gun enthusiast, .357s suck and I have been trying to off myself with drugs and now alcohol for more than 30 years. Thanks for reinforcing what I believed to be true Clavo, you are EXACTLY the meep I supposed you to be.

As for content: Get this dumbasses, scardyfuks and familymen alike, "There is NO CP!" When a photo, or video site lists young porn they always mean 18+. of legal age etc. What I actually meant, and no one(I don't really give a fuk) will believe is young is teens, etc, Gauge, who is almost 30 and Riley Anne, who's no longer doing nudes at 21. Young looking could be up to 25, but shaved, skinny, titless and appropriately dressed will fulfill your fantasy. meep, I barely got meep before I was 18, soon after discovered that I preferred older women to vacuous twits who couldn't cook, meep or keep a job.

Now on the downside of 40 I've had to revise my figures back some but still wouldn't consider making time with a meep 1/2 my age, if I had the chance.No I ain't the animal y'all would like to believe. The one's you gotta worry about are prolly pretty saavy about what they like and whast they gotta do to get it. Beware of panel vans, SUVs with tinted windows, and chat rooms. Be afraid, be very afraid. Or;run for cover, run and hide (Sinatra@ the Sands for youngmeeps) . At any rate take the meeping Iphone and digital camera away from your horny little precious girl. She just texted some pics to some guy she thinks goes to another school.

And, meeping Clavis, meep meep! Say I wasn't in my little 2pony town and someplace like, say, Denver? You telling me I couldn't create a new account, yes with someone else's libary card and post some meep it's too easy to find and GTFO? How bout wireless tapping? I'd still rather be a drunk, oblivious idiot that an arrogant malicious meep. meep YOU VERY MUCH, I'M DONE HERE, BA BYE!

_{On 2010-09-02 at 02:01:03, dagwood asked to smell your meep}

^ This poast makes me want to dress like an under-aged girl and sleep with Clavis and Dent.

meep, l'm a nasty little meep.

Yikes!

Dear Dagwood,

I am in total disbelief. The word count of your last poast is WAY over the bro limit. Nobody cares about what you're into. Seriously. The problem is that WHAT you're into walks a very fine line of legality/decency and frankly, we'd just rather be safe than sorry. So yes, you're the victim - but only because you're too meeping stupid to know when to quit. For such a "seasoned" swarmer, you sure don't get it.

Ehem: "I do have modest collection of young and young- looking(16ish) girls in all their fresh glory."

If you ever decide to come back to your hometown, give me an advance notice so I can hide my 14 year old daughter.

"Hey do you guys like me now that I have been gone for a month?"

"No?, OK I'll be back next month then.."

Heh. I was wondering what the ponies were all about.

I am now taking orders for custom-made hymen defense wear. PM me if you're interested in purchasing or would like to get in on the ground floor of a wonderful investment opportunity.

Here's a testimonial from my very satisfied customer: Spankerchief's Treasure chest/Turtleburger workshop's new Hymen Defense Wear has changed my life.[spoiler]GET IT OFF ME!!![/spoiler] The world can be hazardous for a fourteen year old, but now there's no more worrying about surprise meepmeep during my walks to the park or at family get-togethers(Sorry uncle John) -And with the new "garden fresh" hose feature, clean up is a snap![spoiler]It's a GARDEN HOSE. That's this twisted meeper's idea of humor.[/spoiler] With it's excellent padding, it's extremely comfortable and will leave no marks on my tender skin when it comes off in 2026.[spoiler]WHAT?! I'll be THIRTY, you meep!![/spoiler] So order yours today or come on in and try it out in person![spoiler]For the love of God bring Child Protective Services. ...and some meeping BOLT CUTTERS.[/spoiler]

_{On 2010-09-03 at 21:46:34, spankerchief asked to smell your meep}

This thread just got a whole lot more bizarre.

HAHAHA

_{On 2010-09-03 at 21:03:38, spankerchief asked to smell your meep}

You post pics of what I assume is a young relative/offspring in a thread about a guy who might or might not enjoy children such as above?

Tell me it ain't so.

Good point. I removed the young boy. EDIT: And safe-ified yon pic.

_{On 2010-09-03 at 21:32:49, spankerchief asked to smell your meep}

Endangering minors is never cool, but if you own the minor in question, it's totally your call.

Teenager girls: why you no wan to gettin wotaked?

[EDIT: tee hee]

_{On 2010-09-04 at 14:30:57, jwalker asked to smell your meep}

Because you never satisfied your Daddy and he kept hitting her up for the skins.

[EDIT: Nice job completely reformatting your post in an attempt to pretend that this epic burn didn't happen, ultrameepgot. For the curious onlooker, jwalker's original post said something about his mother hating him. ]

_{On 2010-09-05 at 13:40:01, Wotak asked to smell your meep}

Oh, lol!

Wotak: No, l am Uart. l am also meeproach. _{On 2010-09-02 at 00:30:33, Wotak asked to smell your meep}

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