Real Porn
I'm sick of listening to you meeps complain about other people posting porn, like you are experts on what makes females perfect. What are you all meepgots who like guys?
I'll tell you what is perfect, nice perky meep and a young face. Who likes wrinkles form smoking and spitting out babies? I like them young looking with perky meep. Even though I'm of age, I still think woman should look young because older chicks just look gross and have stretch marks. Here's a great picture of a woman who is of age but looks really young, which makes me have fantasies about chicks that may not be old enough to ahve tattoos. I know someone has to agree wit me!
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




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I know who you are, and I know what you're doing.
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Make mine a bit older and boobier.
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I'll meep in my hat if either one of those meepes are over 16.
WTF?
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Stop being a meep. Any man who says that he doesn't fantasize about girls who may be of questionable age is a liar and probably a meepgot. Kid pron is gross, but I dont see anything wrong with 16 year old! I mean, they're meeping in real life and they never had kids!
This chick is hot, and looks young!
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I will respectfully decline to participate by posting in this thread at this time. YVWIA
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I cruise the 30+ sites.
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A meep?
WOW.
Disregard my earlier assumption. I though Dagwood was trollin, but he'd never call me a meep.
I guess I just got served by a meeping noob :<
Anyhoo, you're a meeping pedo.
meep > pedo
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noticing that meep has only registered today I have reservations about his ability to form a real opinion about the posting of porn on linkswarm....... I also think he is in all likelihood a registered meep offender
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Hi meep. Pls poist some cute fatties for Uncle Bob.
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sup qwerty.
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Just because I signed up today doesnt mean I haven't been around here long enough to know that the powers that be like to set the tone for posted porn. I'm sick of it. Just because they like old lady porn doesn't mean that I'm a pedo because I like girls to look young. And by definition, a pedo is into kids, not woman 16, 17 and 18. Nice try though, to act like I'm sick because I like woman who don't wear shoulder pads and need tight underwear to hold their meepual organs in tact, from all the yers of blasting children out of their meep like pumpkin cannons.
Don't let Vas and Clavis tell you what acceptable porn is, because in reality, they are just afraid to admit that I'm right and there's nothing wrong with looking at pictures of girls who are of questionable age, but in reality are probably at least 18, but just look young.
Dagwood, don't be a meepgot like Calvis and Vas. If you like porn too, you can post.
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Clabis and Vax,
Can I see's the youngins porn now?
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It's probably Zapple.
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maybe you should start your own pornblog, dagwood, so you can take meep with you.
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Stop being meep men and open your meeping eyes!
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These meepes remind me of when I was in my late teens, and how delectable girls were back then. I still want them!
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And I bet you're still jacking off to them..
and any man who fantasizes about girls of questionable age is a PEDO! 15,16,17 year olds are still kids and you're a pedo for saying meep like that is ok..
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And I bet all the girls posted above are a turn-off to you, right Dameep? More like dameeping idiot. You prolly have a meep why you typed that nonsense. Get a life!
C'mon people, post some real porn!
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When you say "life" do you mean like posting pics of nake teenage-like girls and be labeled a pedo and perv?
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This isn't a thread for you to label me as a perv or whatever other labels you like. This is a place for the swarmers who enjoy the type of porn that is better and not pictorials of old hags who paint their face and use a bucket of coverup to hide the age spots on their wide - yet - flat meep.
If you don't like it, START YOR OWN THREAD meepER!
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I agree.. there is no need for me to label you a perv and I'm sorry about that..
now please continue.. I want to hear more about how you love 15 year old girls..
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Or just another stinking Russian.
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I think you just want me to post more because even though you are heckloing me, you actually understand and like the pictures I have posted. Maybe you're just mad because your wife looks like shes a Juggalette with one meep facing the north star while the other is facing Guatemala? And shes probably so wrinkled that her gynocologist mistakes her for a Shar Pie when he is forced to try and examen her without getting a paper cut on his hand from her parched vulva.
Now, will you stfu and go start your own thread and post nude photographs of Titanic survivors?
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Qwerty troll is troll.
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I FUKKIN KNEW IT.
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so underage girls who two guys sucking eachother's meeps. that is what you like. Good to know. Now stop using that fake handle.
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I guess if I don't fit into the standards of the swarm, I'm a meeping troll. Because I like them slightly younger than the few of you, I'm using a phony handle and my real handle is qwerty, whatever the meep that means. Now someone chose Chaod to post pics of meepgots in my thread. It would be nice if one of ther admins around here did their meeping jobs and deleted those meep pics out of this thread. And delete that posuer.
Guess I'll get the train back on the tracks...
[IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/2z9i24h.jpg[/IMG]
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All legal.
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Picture porn doesn't do it for me anymore, but I save a few good ones now and again. You wouldn't know good porn unless it smeared itself on your upper lip, like a large meep, so I respectfully ask that you not look at the below lest you die.
This angle is always a favorite.
A tad bony, but w/e
Assmeep
QED
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Actually, I liked your pictures. They would be a lot better back when they were 10 years younger, though, right?
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if we can't ban for being an actual disgusting person, can we ban for being an actual boring person?
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lol. such a diplomatic way to say it.
"yes, ahrm, my collection, as it were. i pound my freakin meep when i seen it."
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If you think that's diplomatic: I meep at half mast when a head of state dies.
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Dragonstaff, from link comments:
(Yes, I cut and pasted my comment from the link comments to make my point twice)
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Methinks that Wotak, ver 2.1, has been reissued as meep 1.0.
It makes perfect sense... psychologically, Wotak 2.1 has been excised from current version (3.0: Employed Wotak), but the old Wotak (2.1: Excessive poster and commentary) just won't die, but can't live on with another Wotak also posting. So, in a neat disassociative personality trick, he creates meep 1.1 to pick up where Wotak versions 1.0 - 2.1 left off.
Psych majors, please chime in to my postulate.
Wotaks, please withhold commenting, as you may cause a temporal-mental rift in your fractured psyche, go nuts, lose your new job, then kill us all.
Thanks, The Management
Now, can I sees some meep asians facesitting porn?
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It would sure be nice if we could post some young looking babes and stfu otherwise.
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Thanks for that, I think I messed my pants.
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Now, can I sees some meep asians facesitting porn?
C'mon meeptard, start searching through those drives.
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I have thusfar resisted the nearly overpowering urge to post pics of gaping creampie-filled 18 year old meep and huge dildos stuffed in young(female) meep.
Fix't^
I do have modest collection of young and young- looking(16ish) girls in all their fresh glory. Unfortunately, that meep is illegal and I've been banned from one site already this week for my indiscretion. Go to jaybee you pervs and pedos, highesr rated means more naked.
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Dagwood, please don't post any nudity at all.
Do what you like on any other site but don't do that here please.
If you've got a collection of child porn -- or things that might be, and you have no way of ascertaining the difference -- then I can't trust anything you might post, and I'm in no position to verify that what you're posting is legal.
This will bring out the banhammer quicker than meep, and this goes for everybody.
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QMFT.