Home Invasions

Sounds like you have a meeper infestation.

any decent size dog that barks will do what you need.

Wow. Where was this? Guessing North/South America.

SURPRISE MOTHA meepA is a pretty good thing to yell as you swing at some unsuspecting lowlife's face. I'll remember that in case I ever need it.

Here, Take this:

Jesus, when did it get fuking KKK up in this piece?

It was probably two white kids looking for money to purchase the new Xbox Slim.

I'm in Montreal Qc/Ca. My neighborhood isn't the worst, but it's getting there. They weren't "african-canadians". They seemed hispanic. They went for it cuz you can see the bigscreen tv from ouside and they probably figured I had an xbox or playstation attached to it.

I'm still kinda pissed I missed the guy. I was in striking position the whole time.. bar over my shoulder and all. It's a shame he saw me.. I was totally in a position to do some major damage. I'm kinda hoping they'll try again but I doubt it..

Why on earth is your only firearm locked up in a safe and unloaded?I keep one within a few footsteps from anywhere I may be in my house.Fully loaded,one in the chamber.All I have to do is grab it and click the saftey,and someones gonna get lead poisoning.

I'm not paranoid.I just own a lot of guns,and it makes absolutely no sense for me (having no kids) to not have them loaded at all times,and in easily accessible places.meep,even my choppa stays at the ready LOL.

Pretty similar story - was driving today and went past a pack of wild meepers. I quickly rolled up my windows and locked the doors of course, but the very fact that they were so boldly walking in public scared the meep out of me.

Welp, off to the megachurch for Thursday night services.

Senor_Smoke: Why on earth is your only firearm locked up in a safe and unloaded?I keep one within a few footsteps from anywhere I may be in my house.Fully loaded,one in the chamber.All I have to do is grab it and click the saftey,and someones gonna get lead poisoning. I'm not paranoid.I just own a lot of guns,and it makes absolutely no sense for me (having no kids) to not have them loaded at all times,and in easily accessible places.meep,even my choppa stays at the ready LOL.

Your post reminds me of a phrase my CCW instructor spouted, "If there isn't a round chambered and your hammer meeped, then all you have is an ammunition storage device." Tru-dat.

I keep a standard crowbar by the bed incase of random unwanted guests since having a kid, soon to be replaced by the extra long fubar III (the crowbar, not he kid, although maybe)

also, maybe just getting some of the paraphernalia of having a dog to leave outside the front door/balcony to give the impression of having a dog is a good idea, much cheaper and less hassle.

Just found out, the only self defense tools legal in canada is calling the cops. Retractable batons, pepper spray, tasers, mace etc.. all prohibited/banned and technically the equivalent of owning an uzi although the judge will be alot more lenient.

Also, injuring someone, even during a home invasion can lead to a lawsuit. The guy robbing you can sue for injuries sustained during the robbery. A dude at work told me he got sued because his german shepherd attacked and bit off the 3 middle fingers of a guy who broke into his house. Of course the judge ruled in my buddy's favor but nonetheless.. this is meeped!

The yapping assault of a meepzu is enough.

his german shepherd attacked and bit off the 3 middle fingers

if I had three middle fingers I would be pissed too

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