Getting Married

Do what we did.

Hire a local judge to perform the cemetery, er ceremony. Hire a DJ. Decorate the back yard. Rent tables and chairs from a VFW hall. Buy a killer, super tall wedding cake. Invite everyone you know and the entire neighborhood. Have all of your uncles bring their BBQ's. Buy a few kegs. Have an awesome party and save your money for THE HONEYMOON GETAWAY rather than wasting it on a formal ceremony.

My wedding was $1,000. No lie.

But there wasn't paypal back then. Nice move holmes. How much do you have so far?

Wotak..that does sound pretty awesome lol. It's not going to really be that formal or fancy though and if I could get away with the backyard thing I would. But, she wants it the way she wants it and unless everybody shows up in jeans and throws leaves around during the procession, it's gonna cost something. I'm still out of work going on 6 months so it's gonna be tight. Still collecting Unemployment and if we really skimp on things we can save a little over the next few months.

Heather..we have nada yet lol. I spent 3 hours learning how to make a really nice facebook fan-page and it's got 18 fans now..we'll see in a couple days. Besides, with her friends and mine combined I sent out about 2000 invites to be a fan lol..plus posting it on here gains a little bit of an audience. Like I told her though, stranger things have happened when you do things outside the norm :D

Yeah, that's understandable.

I will say that my friends and family, to this day, talk about how much fun our wedding and reception was. Everyone had a blast because everyone was totally comfortable and relaxed. The kids swam in the pool and the parents and and our friends partied until way into the wee hours of the morning. We had a bonfire after dark and we drained keg after keg while the DJ played whatever came up on the request list. Half of the neighborhood was there so there wasn't a single noise complaint. If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't change a thing.

...but she's your girl and you've got to give her what she wants. It sucks, but that's the way that whole thing works.

Good luck, Brotha.

and congrats.

Pictures of her meep may help bring in some ca$h

HOBO: Pictures of her meep may help bring in some ca$h

^This

After 19 years? just go to the meeping courthouse and get it done for next to nothing.

You post her titties, we donate.

Hmm...that might take a bit. I would do it out of love though..sniff.

--To be continued...

Have it at Ikea in Schaumburg and me and the little missus will show up. meep, we'll even buy you two a plate of meatballs.

Lemme see what I got here...

Ok, after paying for a couple fronts I got about $10.
For yer beloveds fronts.

Apocasicarius: Hmm...that might take a bit. I would do it out of love though..sniff. --To be continued...

So are we talking Heather meep or Dumbskull meep?

HOBO:

Apocasicarius: Hmm...that might take a bit. I would do it out of love though..sniff. --To be continued...

So are we talking Heather meep or Dumbskull meep?

Guess the wedding will be off than.

After 19 years why bother? Except for the benefits.

You could just get drunk and kill yourself. I've thought about that.

dagwood: After 19 years why bother? Except for the benefits.

after we got married, the wife and i found out we got 50% less money back from taxes.

the more you know gif

50% less?..meep, that sucks. Anyways, I visited the wifey in the hospital today and told her what you wretched heathens wanted in return for favors that would perpetuate the depravity AND benefit us. She said.." A titty shot? That's all they want?". I proceeded to laugh at her..until I saw that she was being serious and shut up. So, that being said, whatever may be coming obviously my freak of a wife doesn't have a problem with it. Let the digital excursion begin...

As Mr. Burns would say, "Excellent"

I'll pitch in if she writes my username on her meep and takes a pic. It would make a sweet avatar.

I'll take one with "Clavis Ate Here" scrawled on her mons with a Sharpie, with an arrow pointing downward, terminating at her slit.

Then I'll kick in $20.

Acidburn's sig: I meepED UP AGAIN. meep I'M A meepGET. meep ME IN MY TAINTHOLE

Please tell me this isn't what I think this is.

And I'd pay $14 to see that written in in six-inch-tall letters on your wife's back. Who's with me?

mundhra:

dagwood: After 19 years why bother? Except for the benefits.

after we got married, the wife and i found out we got 50% less money back from taxes.

the more you know gif

every year I do the taxes as married and then both of us as single and I always get back more as married. We don't have a state income tax though, so maybe that helps.

I'll kick in $40 for a peek at the gently preowned boobage. You take Paypal?

Edit: Oh, you do!

_{On 2010-04-21 at 17:09:53, spankerchief asked to smell your meep}

Yep..the link is;

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_meepon_id=MRWRB8Y6YSZNA

She's feeling better now too. She actually asked me if I still wanted to flash her boobage lol..she still suprises me.

vasudeva:

Acidburn's sig: I meepED UP AGAIN. meep I'M A meepGET. meep ME IN MY TAINTHOLE

Please tell me this isn't what I think this is.

And I'd pay $14 to see that written in in six-inch-tall letters on your wife's back. Who's with me?

She's gonna be one wrote up on meep lol...

I went ahead and sent you the $40. Congrats man.

I will donate $20 for each random body part mailed to me, wrapped in cotton, in little white jewelry boxes.

spankerchief: I went ahead and sent you the $40. Congrats man.

Wow..Thanks Spanky! I wouldn't have believed it, if I didn't get the email notification..but really, thanks man.

Wotak--I'm just at a loss for words. i mean, is it that bad?..cannibalism, really? j/k..I'll put the lotion on the skin...

Way to go Spank. Now he thinks he'll get money WITHOUT meep.

Oh. Wait... I was supposed to get titty pics first?

grumble

/facepalm

Heather: *grumble*

What...? ^_^ It's just in fun..Wedding is real though.

spankerchief: Oh. Wait... I was supposed to get titty pics first?

Patience...more importantly I have to repost my lovely "Cube" b-day pic. stupid imageshack..

Clavis_Apocalypticae: /facepalm

Does it have to be permanent marker?

Imageshack is for meeps, use the linkswarm uploader

Apocasicarius: Does it have to be permanent marker?

No.

A single-edge razor blade would be acceptable.

Your choice, ol' sport.

ghostrider: Imageshack is for meeps, use the linkswarm uploader

I would but it won't let me...gonna have to use the meep route then lol...

Apocasicarius:

ghostrider: Imageshack is for meeps, use the linkswarm uploader

I would but it won't let me...gonna have to use the meep route then lol...

PM'd.

Hurry up or you'll miss your window, my friend is having a cosmetological emergency and I have to be in Georgetown in 15 minutes.

Heather:

Apocasicarius:

ghostrider: Imageshack is for meeps, use the linkswarm uploader

I would but it won't let me...gonna have to use the meep route then lol...

Bet I can help you resolve the uploader thing. Well. I can try anyway.

PM'd.

Hurry up or you'll miss your window, my friend is having a cosmetological emergency and I have to be in Georgetown in 15 minutes.

Got your PM...do tell how I can. :D In the meantime..let's see if this slideshow works ...for the depraved spanking the monkeys..

_{On 2010-04-22 at 19:54:55, Apocasicarius asked to smell your meep}

Check is in the Mail. lol