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  • HOBO
  • Apr06 '10
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Next Swarmer to go meep up.

Kind of morbid but I wonder who will be the next Swarmer to die? I'll take a guess and say-

Wotak

Possibly a hideous DIY project accident.

Anyone else want to play?

Decider: Admin

I nominate Ghostrider.

  • MstrLance
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Rigged^

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Dagwood has again quit drinking and smoking dope or he'd be even money. I feel much better now thanks.

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2 for ghostrider. Something weird and self-induced, too, like epic misuse of mouthwash.

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Bobacus - offed by his offspring

I think Dumbskull. Where the meep has she been? Last post I saw from her was when her son went crazy.

I was gonna vote steel, but I think his wife stopped him playing with power cords. Let's say three for ghostie.

  • dae_su
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1 vote for hobo

karmas a meep

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I get to cross the Syrian border next week, on the way to lebanon. The amount of time they'll make me wait may feel like death.

acheron: I get to cross the Syrian border next week, on the way to lebanon. The amount of time they'll make me wait may feel like death.

You should pretend you're in a Matt Damon movie and get caught on a vague and dubious special ops mission. We'll send Wotak in on a lone-wolf rescue attempt.

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acheron: I get to cross the Syrian border next week, on the way to lebanon. The amount of time they'll make me wait may feel like death.

oh god, a land border crossing between two 3rd world countries. a nightmare every time. in my experience, you should just pay the bribe and speed up the process.

On 2010-04-07 at 13:22:24, dae_su asked to smell your meep

On 2010-04-07 at 13:31:18, dae_su asked to smell your meep

Well I'm 52. on Socialized Security for a bum ticker and just slammed a 20 bag of meth. Is their going to be a prize?

godevillivedog: Well I'm 52. on Socialized Security for a bum ticker and just slammed a 20 bag of meth. Is their going to be a prize?

Um... If there is, you might wanna make sure it looks good in an open casket setting.

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the dagwood/ls review thread got me thinking about a related question: Next (i'm betting its happened at least once already) swarmer to commit homicide?

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Wotak will be mauled to death by chickens,in his pajamas. Chickens in Wotak's pajamas would be stupid. It will be Wotak in his pajamas,chickens maulin.

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