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  • dent
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Swarmcast

So when is there going to be a Linkswarm podcast? Where the host/hosts would possibly:

Discuss links on the front page

Discuss funnay goings on from the IRC

Random swarmers calling in via Skype or summeep to make fun of other swarmers, and discuss general bullmeep

make listeners giggle with delight

Invite Zapple back into our lives

Invite Nocal to call in and discuss why God is stoopid

Have Wotak and Richard Parker debate 'smart' things

Decider: Admin

  • MstrLance
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Pay-per-view alpha smack-downs.

  • vasudeva
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So when is there going to be a Linkswarm podcast?

Good question. Do it up.

Invite Zapple back into our lives Invite Nocal to call in and discuss why God is stoopid Have Wotak and Richard Parker debate 'smart' things

These right here would be enough to make me unsubscribe to Stephanie Miller's podcast.

  • Lefen
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Linkswarm podcast?

Want.

  • Wotak
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Put me on the guest list. Who's the host?

I'd like to get my fingerprints on this trainwreck in some capacity.

  • JohnLenin
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I want in.

  • metatron
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Yes.

  • SexNinja
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I'm in, although I will probably shout "meep" or "meep" a lot during recording.

  • dae_su
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this will never work

Or as the New York Times puts it:

<code>"the hypothesized <em>Swarmcast</em>... might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the Dent before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."
</code>

This could really take off and fly high for a short while. Would probably leave a beautiful smoking crater when it came back down. I suggest an 8 drink minimum.

  • spod
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I'll have a 'OP rum and coke" for now

  • Mofo
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good luck

  • Mofo
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dont let it slow you down from finishing that design thingy though,

  • MstrLance
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Swarmcest

Mofo: dont let it slow you down from finishing that design thingy though,

lol

  • dent
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This was just a suggestion, something I was hoping other people would want to do, so I could enjoy as a listener. I should note that I'm seeing a couple swarmers who are quite interested in doing this.

Wotak, I'm surprised you don't want to be a host, because I've got a feeling you would be good at it. JL, as creative as he is would also be perfect. Vas, LK and Clavis also seem like no-brainers to me. If at least 2 people sign on, I'll sign on as well.

  • JohnLenin
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this is my official sign on. Unless someone else wants to do it, I'll start organizing this thing later in the week.

  • DrCube
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How about we stream live text-to-speech translation of IRC meeps? Not exactly a podcast, but hilarious possibilities.

Oh I totally want in on this.

  • Wotak
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dent: Wotak, I'm surprised you don't want to be a host, because I've got a feeling you would be good at it.

I would have to disagree. I think I would prefer to defer to the HUNA in this department.

Ok, raise your hands, who thinks Wotak should host?

hand raised

  • dent
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Huna & JL already make what I would believe to be 2 entertaining hosts. Vas and Wotak, stop being meeps.

  • vasudeva
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Haha. Hey, let's do this thing! Somebody not me, though!

If anybody in here -- guitarjon, I'm looking at you -- can pull off recording an mp3 talking about nothing in particular and have it not suck painfully, I will be proud to bestow the title of 'Official Swarmcast' upon it. Godspeed.

I suppose one angle could be a condensation of all interesting Swarm activity that month/week, like a "Here's what you shouldn't miss" sort of thing pulling in good links and amusing meephattery.

I'll toss in a submission. Not because I think I am the man fer the job, but rather because I have a microphone.

  • dent
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I did some radio when I was writing Braindent.com meep and it was quite apparent that I was meeping boring and unfunny. Although, I said if a couple of people get on board, then I would definitely get involved whether it be guest hosting, laying out music beds, creating intros, writing bits, whatever. I will definitely set aside a weeknight to be involved in this project.

Guest Host/ Sidekick capable!

  • JohnLenin
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I think it should feature listener submitted content, whether it be recorded and sent in, or written. So anyone who wanted a one time spot or segment could have it. I'll volunteer myself to host and/or produce/edit. You meepers tell me.

On 2010-02-11 at 04:18:12, JohnLenin asked to smell your meep

  • Wotak
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JohnLenin: I think it should feature listener submitted contect, whether it be recorded and sent in, or written. So anyone who wanted a one time spot or segment could have it. I'll volunteer myself to host and/or produce/edit. You meepers tell me.

Yes.

When you've lived for as many years as wotak, you've learned to JUST SAY YES.

Oranges.

Coconuts.

Your meep is on fire.

I am not surprised by this.

  • sugarslim
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EDIT: Dent had this in post numero uno, my bad, still think we should expand the idea

Have Wotak and Richard Parker debate 'smart' things

I dont know why listening to you meepers talk would be any better than reading the pretentious 'look at me' blurbs you vomit on screen. Though hearing your voices may give more insight as to what sort of meepwit you really are, nothing is stop anyone from reading/preparing their kumquat manifesto beforehand so all the same, it all seems equally fake. I'll probably listen anyhow.

That being said, this is what I want:

RAPECAST

two ideologically opposed swarmers doing verbal battle over the internets, and recorded for purposes of glory; i propose this as an alternative to the endless comment flaming, which, despite being entertaining, often leaves no clear winner

meep IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

On 2010-02-11 at 04:32:49, sugarslim asked to smell your meep

  • Wotak
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Ok, so, call me. I'm a big time celebrity and I'd like to keep this between us.

(meep)555(entire)-(meep) =you are stupid= (255) ha ha ! (-)5555.(^## (WOW)

Let's talk about this meep.

I think I can help you.

(hangover edit)

On 2010-02-11 at 14:36:58, Wotak asked to smell your meep

  • Wotak
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Just, dude, don't blood on my sunshine jam.

  • JohnLenin
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So, uh, unless there are any objections I'm just going to go ahead and do this. If anyone has any content they wish to submit, do so by sunday night. This can be a song, poem, opinion piece, review, sketch, or whatever the meep. Have an idea that can work as a recurring segment? Do that meep up too. If you're poor and need software to record with check out Audacity.

I have some meep for recording skype but I still need to test it - I'll update with infos on that.

And Dent: make a logo. (300x300)

edit: fake ads would be cool. Just don't suck too much.

On 2010-02-11 at 05:50:17, JohnLenin asked to smell your meep

  • Wotak
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The sky is getting brighter just as it was written.

God must have sent yew!

  • Wotak
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Stop touching my meep.

  • Wotak
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I...I...

  • dent
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Someone is drunk!

  • Wotak
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Ok, who shat in my liver last night?

  • JohnLenin
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wotak, do up a segment about cooking

or something

  • vasudeva
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Or how, if you have enough hours in the day, you can use simple household materials to dress up the kind of filth you can scavenge out of a Detroit dumpster to make it look like a delicious hot pork shoulder. Mmmmm

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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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