You Put Your Beard Here.

Amature.

MstrLance: Amature.

Here's the thing, after a while I start to think of folks here as being their avatar. I never would of guessed that as you. Also, you and godevillivedog are twinsies.

Jealous of all of you so far. I had the full beard doing nice but gave in to the wife's meeping about it and went back to the Vandyke.

This thread is now about homeless-looking people, plus Ben Affleck.

I don't have a beard, but I've got this:

http://www.youtube.com/v/RmFnarFSj_U&hl=en_US&fs=1&

3 week homeless look

nurglets: 3 week homeless look

ha ha, this is what I wanted! Crazy eyes looking down your nose at people always makes a beard look cooler. When it comes to photos of your head, a real man should always lead with his beard.

_{On 2010-02-02 at 15:18:52, Wotak asked to smell your meep}

nurglets: 3 week homeless look

It takes me 6 months to get half that :(

I prefer to let mine get as unkempt and possible before my wife complains. The work complaints amuse me.

ghostie: It takes me 6 months to get half that :(

the ability to grow hair on the top of my head at a decent rate has been diverted elsewhere which has led to a new talent of being able to look like a wino bum in only a short period of time.

nurglets: 3 week homeless look

Even your quick self-shots have great lighting, color and perspective. I meeping hate you.

dent:

nurglets: 3 week homeless look

Even your quick self-shots have great lighting, color and perspective. I meeping hate you.

Don't forget the dog's meep of a mouth.

This was my beard.

It has gone very grey and my wife hated it so it lives only in my memory (and this old photo).

The hair was equal length.

Where the meep is Count Autoshoes and his wicked beard?

ghostrider:

MstrLance: Amature.

Here's the thing, after a while I start to think of folks here as being their avatar. I never would of guessed that as you. Also, you and godevillivedog are twinsies.

But how do you really know that that's not just some beard I found on the internet?

That would make you an eternal meepapooft. You put YOUR beard here, meepar.

I usually grow my beard out from a Van meep in October, through about March or April. Since I only rarely leave my office these days, I didn't start until about 2 weeks ago.

I guess me, Nurgs and Native are the only doods who haven't turned grey yet. HAHA @ OLD meepGOTS.

_{On 2010-02-05 at 16:35:48, dent asked to smell your meep}

I dunno, I like my silver highlights.

dent: I guess me and Nurgs are the only doods who haven't turned grey yet. HAHA @ OLD meepGOTS.

Actually mine is viking blond towards the mustache and darker to the neck, not gray...yet

This is basically the same thing as comparing nail polish, only its for hairy men.

acheron: This is basically the same thing as comparing nail polish, only its for hairy men.

No amount of of nail polish will cover up my fat neck nearly as well as my beard though

dent: I guess me, Nurgs and Native are the only doods who haven't turned grey yet. HAHA @ OLD meepGOTS.

Mind your mouth, you cheeky young punk!

meeping peer pressure.

My frozen Canuck beard

^Viking meep right thurr...

UP CLOSE AND IN YOUR FACE meep.

Bow to it, my beard.

DURP

I have trimmed mine like this a couple times but it never looks right so I just shave it all off.

I guess I just don't have the features to pull that one off. It works on you, though. As does the scarf of death and the mirepoix colored shirt. Please box those items and send them off to me, immediately.

GODDAMNIT GOTHMOG! YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN MY WAY!

_{On 2010-02-11 at 19:40:42, Wotak asked to smell your meep}

Here's my first ever beard at 21 years old

it's all curly and bushed up and meep but it's at least 6-7 inches long stretched out

_{On 2010-02-12 at 00:54:24, xbrighteyesolt asked to smell your meep}

MstrLance:

HAHA WTF?

Didja shave yer pubes?

ghostrider:

MstrLance:

HAHA WTF?

Didja shave yer pubes?

Only the ones on my face.

Gothmog: DURP

Clean y0 monitor, holmes.

spankerchief: meeping peer pressure.

Jack Bauer really let himself go.....

I shaved my face and re-grew my beard in honor of the swarm (2 weeks+- a few days and counting).

MstrLance:

I stood behind a rather micro-cephalic woman in line at the grocery store the other day who bore a strong resemblance to this image...

Beard, age 30

Beard, mid fifties

Seriously, who knew all you meepers were so damned adorable?

/interest

BeachGoat: Beard, age 30 Beard, mid fifties

Gethoht:

BeachGoat: Beard, age 30 Beard, mid fifties

I want to be beachgoat when I grow up.

No, my friend, you really don't.

Beard-update.

Chex-sadface. :/

ghostrider:

You, sir, are uncredibly hamsome since you cut off the beard.No, you may not sit on my couch.

how do i beard?

my beard shrunk, so i took a pic of it to make it look huge so it feels better about itself

Swarm is 50% more bearded than I expected, and just as white as I thought.

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nurglets: <embed allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="valid_sample_rate=true&amp;external_url=http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/beardStories.mp3" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" src="http://www.odeo.com/flash/audio_player_standard_gray.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="30" width="200"/>

Exactly bro.

I shaved my beard off yesterday sans the goatee. :/

That's over a months growth. Never gone so long except in jail. Pathetic I know,too much Cherokee in me or too little testosterone. Shaved it all off immediately after this coming in from weedeating.

^Looking pretty shaggy there, dag.

^ Quite the opposite, if you care to take a look.

^I really don't.

MstrLance: ^Looking pretty shaggy there, dag.

Thought I left a comment, maybe so, but got lost in textwarland.

That is the fullest extent of growth I have ever had, over a month. Got too much Cherokee or too little testosterone in me. Shaved it off for good then immediately following an intensive weedeating session.

dagwood: face pic

JohnLenin:

dagwood: face pic

Sorry I'm having trouble relating to jpegs these days, what are you meaning? Like I said I jus' came in from weedeating ablout 2 acres, you lookin' way too close.

Perfection.

Girlfriend likes my gray beard, so welcome back.

dragonstaff: Girlfriend likes my gray beard, so welcome back.