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  • vasudeva
  • Nov26 '09
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Choose your own Alpha

So a billion years ago, SlitStorm accidentally signed up for Alpha twice over, and decided to give the second account away to someone cool. It went to witty_screen_name. When that Alpha account expired, witty_screen_name re-upped and pushed the love fro-ward, picking the 'you-and-a-friend' option, and we picked godevillivedog as recent Most Valuable Swarmer.

Now godevillivedog is re-upping and continuing this cool tradition and I get to pick the lucky meeper who gets a year of paid Alpha.

Scanning around the Swarm for who's been Most Valuable Swarmer lately, my eye alights on Pete56 and spankerchief as top contenders. Pete's been a busy little beaver in the link comments but spankerchief has been doing some good journals.

Since I can't decide this wonderful Thanksgiving, I'll give the free year of Alpha to whichever one of you posts first in this thread and correctly answers the seasonal fourth-grade trivia question[1]. If you guys take too long to spot this thread, it's remotely possible some other dashing non-Alpha soul will speak up and convince me otherwise.

[1] What 20th-century historical figure attempted to move Thanksgiving to a new date?

Decider: Admin

I'm killing time waiting for the bird to cook (Slight shameful grin) It was FDR so that good old commercial capitalism would have a little more time to do it's job.

Source: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_US_President_changed_when_Thanksgiving_was_celebrated

  • vasudeva
  • Nov26 '09

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Good meep, you got it within 13 reads.

Want to keep your current avatar? If so, I'll yank it from whoever else has it and you can take it with you to Alpha-land. Otherwise upload one you like and I'll get you set up.

  • dagwood
  • Nov26 '09

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[1] What 20th-century historical figure attempted to move Thanksgiving to a new date?

I don't think that's the correct answer to the question as stated. FDR actually did change the date. Unless the attempt having been successful doesn't change anything, I looked deeper and longer for a bit assuming it was a tricksy kinda question.

  • pete56
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well meep! See what I get for focusing on my new blues band instead? http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1207776567420&ref=mf I'm the guy with the hair, on keys. Darn generous of you to give away a freebie, Vas, even though it sucks I missed it.

  • vasudeva
  • Nov26 '09

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dagwood:
[1] What 20th-century historical figure attempted to move Thanksgiving to a new date?

I don't think that's the correct answer to the question as stated. FDR actually did change the date. Unless the attempt having been successful doesn't change anything, I looked deeper and longer for a bit assuming it was a tricksy kinda question.

He 'successfully' moved it for two years, then moved it back to the traditional date when it didn't really pan out, and then Congress legislated no one could pull that meep again.
pete56: Darn generous of you to give away a freebie, Vas, even though it sucks I missed it.

Actually, it's godevillivedog's generosity, and the generosity of all those before him. Let us give thanks on this day.

  • pete56
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oh yeah.. you guys have that one month late Dead Turkey Day thing goin' on. That SPECIAL day of breast and thigh adoration.

I'm good with Mario. If you're sure you want a semi computer-literate a##hole like myself having some control over things, then let's go for it. And Thanks, Vas.

  • vasudeva
  • Nov27 '09

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Ite. Do you want to keep your current avatar? If so, I'll promote it with you and everyone else using it will lose it. Otherwise, you can upload a new one.

Yep. Let's keep it the same. (I get confused easily.)

On second thought, how about this one? Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

  • vasudeva
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All right, you're in. Here's the bit I paste to new Alphas...

The biggest change you're going to see is the link to the Alpha Queue on the front page. Here's the general breakdown for voting...

The Alpha Queue is meant to bring a little elitist democracy to the links. Ideally, you'll vote 75% how you feel, and 25% how you think the rest of the swarm will feel on a link. If you like it, +1. If you think it's not swarm-worthy, -1. If it's garbage (crappy pornspam, other spam, something broken), hit X to delete it. If you don't want to vote, but want to stop seeing it, choose ignore.

When enough Alphas agree on any one action, it goes through. Alphas can see rejected links on the front page, since there may be some value to these but they're generally not fit for the public front page. Deleted links are gone forever.

Any questions, email me or start a forum thread in the 'Concerning LinkSwarm' forum.

  • dagwood
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I want to temporarily spring for an Alpha membership for Bobacus, for what it's worth. How do I go about that?

Oh, and I ain't worked an honest week in 2 years. Thank you Mr, prezident.

  • vasudeva
  • Feb04 '10

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Gotta mail me for the link, since it's top-secret these days. (It's top-secret because certain payment vendors have decided they don't want to be publicly affiliated with LinkSwarm.)

I'll PM it to you.

  • mundhra
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vasudeva: certain payment vendors have decided they don't want to be publicly affiliated with LinkSwarm

:|

i'm sure the federal reserve doesn't necessarily want to be affiliated with prostitution transactions, but hey, that's money for ya.

  • dagwood
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Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
BigDinWaun+
sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BigDinWaun+
durpburpflurpslurp
linkswarm
queue: New link: Literally Unbelievable
sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
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fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
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I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
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Dismas
on Communities Against Terrorism: After reading this I+
BigDinWaun+
on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
freakmachi+
on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
freakmachi+
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Yard waste powering your home
Danny_Infe+
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
queue: New link: Faceplace is using you!
GooberMcNu+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
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on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
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godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
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saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
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MstrLance
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spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
MstrLance
He really screwed the pooch.
bobacus
Who meeped the dog this time?
BigDinWaun+
BigDinWaun+
on Communities Against Terrorism: meep... I drive 25+
BigDinWaun+
MstrLance
There are plenty of other fish in the sea, so why meep a dog?
hoyaguru
on meat: That looks like the+
JohnLenin
don't listen to pete. meeping a dog, pet or not, is illegal and sort of gross.
pete56
Stick to a pet dog and porn. Less angst.
spankerchi+
Another miserable, untrustworthy, issue-laden meep of a girlfriend disposed of. Drinks are on me.
MstrLance
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
Salvo
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on Communities Against Terrorism: I have information+
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