Richard_Parker: DON'T FEED THE TROLL

Richard_Parker: DON'T FEED THE TROLL

For those of you that are unaware, Richard_Parker is a self professed troll. For those of you aware, you know this situation must be dealt with.

In the linked thread, he also states Rule #1 is: DON'T FEED THE TROLL.

I URGE/C0MMAND ALL LINKSWARM MEMBERS TO REC0GNIZE HIS L0GIC AND ACT ACC0RDINGLY.

From this moment forth, I forbid anyone from engaging Richard_Parker in any form of dialogue or communication. Doing so would obviously be a infraction of Rule #1 and those who willingly break rules must be punished.

I will thoroughly police all threads for infractions. Again, do not responds to any and all posts from Richard_Parker, doing so would feed the troll. Anyone caught disobeying will risk suffering outcast status in the LINKSWARM community.

I also ask that you each do your duty individually to help enforce this dictum. Please PM me immediately if you see any infractions. Also, admins please alert me if there is any sign of Richard_Parker changing his registered user name to cirmeepvent his cirmeepstance.

Thank you for your cooperation--justice must be served.

Decider: Admin

As of the time of this writing and since the original post in this thread, there has been no sighting of Richard_Parker on Linkswarm. I will continue to monitor the member list and other areas for his presence. If or when he arrives, I will send out an "alert" via the shoutbox and in this thread. Extreme caution and vigilance is required by all who will then potentially be exposed to Richard_Parker.

Courage.

Stalwart as Pippin @ Minis Tirith.

  • Acidburn
  • Nov22 '09

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@ make my meep hard. No @ no hard

  • Acidburn
  • Nov22 '09

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Oh and good night sweet prince. I will miss the trollery you infested here

  • nocal
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FYI if you haven't spent a lot of time around LS, slippedhole is the owner of the site

richard_parker is now online!!!!!! Act accordingly!!!!!

Jesus. You caught me before I could say a god damned thing. I am a bad ninja.

Oh, and touche, young salesman. Touche.

  • Wotak
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nocal: FYI if you haven't spent a lot of time around LS, slippedhole is the owner of the site

Only since the hostile takeover... but we don't talk about that.

  • nocal
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edit

i'd rather not get banned...

edit2

V dude, edit your post

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-11-23 at 01:14:47, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-11-23 at 01:28:53, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

  • Wotak
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nocal:
Wotak:
nocal: FYI if you haven't spent a lot of time around LS, slippedhole is the owner of the site

Only since the hostile takeover... but we don't talk about that.

honestly i don't know why you'd even bring it up. you know what kind of power he has.

Sorry. I'll STFU while I still can.

I'm PMing a Mod to get these comments deleted for our own good.

RED ALERT LINKSWARM!

Do you see the insidious nature of the troll-like interloper among us. Do not sucmeepb to temptation and post in response to his internet rape dreams. BE STEADFAST AND STAY THE C0URSE. I feel the same urge as you do to address his evil but we must stand together against the rise of tyranny! WE ARE GL0RY B0UND! STAY TRUE TO THE PRINCIPALS THIS WEBSITE WAS FOUNDED ON.

  • BeachGoat
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You make me itch, monkey baby

I'd bet my meep he's a troll

  • dagwood
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nocal: FYI if you haven't spent a lot of time around LS, slippedhole is the owner of the site

I thought he was the reigning defender of the site and would prusue the enemy with stealth. Either way, it appears to be a very good thing, I'm lovin' it.

man, where is frans?

heh that would be good times.

and maybe sachsenpaule could pop in just for old times sake

FYI.

Richard_Parker has signed off.

RED ALERT LINKSWARM! Richard_Parker is signed on!

  • bobacus
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Get out.May the fleas of a thousand camels blah blah and such......

government_death_robot: man, where is frans?

He was here yesterday.

meep. That meep got old fast when I didn't feed you. Barely took 24 hours. Hm.

RED ALERT LINKSWARM! The previous commandment still stands: D0N'T FEED THE TR0LL.

Richard_Parker is am0ng us. I am watching.

HAHA

This makes me GothSad to think of all the gold I missed on my yearlong walkabout.

On 2010-02-10 at 22:40:33, ghostrider asked to smell your meep

  • dagwood
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Man , you didn't miss much on this one. As you can see it played out in 3 days. You're still reaping the residuals as meepwit won't leave or be assimilated.

I hope he stays, I need a good reason to start posting corn pics again.

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