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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




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It's the first game since DOOM 3 that I've seriously considered buying right at release. I'll probably pick it up around XMas.
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just bought the ps3 version. plan on playing it later this evening after watching zombieland.
looks good though, will poast irrelevant opinion later
Nov13 '09
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I'm level 27 already. Can't stop. Haven't even touched the campaign yet. Playing on the 360.
It is very good.
Greatest game ever, however, still goes to "Bioshock," and "Uncharted 2" is amazing.
Nov13 '09
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I'm level 26, and also have not touched anything yet but multiplayer. I have a 3 day weekend, so looking forward to hitting 70 before my wife throws me out.
I'm on 360 as well.
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if levels went by deaths, I would be on second prestige. Only lvl 12
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^same, mainly because I haven't played that "run 'n gun but also camp at exactly the right times" style for about 2 years.
The multi also isn't terrible despite what the meeping nerds who want you to boycott it because of no dedicated servers would have you believe.
The single player campaign was insane and blew my mind a couple times, despite being far too short. On a PC btw, it's the only way to play FPSs.
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Spoilers ahead....
http://www.youtube.com/v/Vw1X4n-_kf4&hl=en_US&fs=1&
Nov15 '09
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played a little so far, airport massacre was surprising, and raining death from above with the uav was the meep. havent got much further than that so far, playing borderlands as well, which i'm thoroughly enjoying as well
Nov15 '09
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I'm trying to decide on MW2 or Borderlands.Any suggestions??
Nov15 '09
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torrent borderlands, buy mw2
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BUT apparently it comes with a meepin righteous gun-mix-n-matcher, if you feel that might equal a game purchase for you.
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post your xbl tags meepgies
Nov16 '09
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MW2 can cause this. BE CAREFUL.
http://www.youtube.com/v/8ZEICSz_aLU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999
Nov16 '09
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Xbox gamertag = zerosummind PSN ID = Lownotes
I'm at 38 now.
I have my kill streaks set to bombing run, harrier, C-130 and I'm able to pull them off in succession just about every game if playing a map with objectives.
I've been using these perks on a sniper rifle - Bling (heartbeat monitor and thermal scope), Cold-Blooded (invisible to UAV and thermal), Ninja (invisible to heartbeat monitor). I can usually set up a sniper position this way and not be detected, but use the heartbeat monitor to zero in on targets.
Secondary weapon is the stinger missle. With cold-blooded you can't be seen by helicopters and harriers, so I can easily knock them out.
After 5 kills, I can do the first two kill streaks back to back and wait for the harrier to get me the C-130.
If not sniping, I use the Famas with an ACOG scope and carry the automatic shotgun as secondary. Perks are Bling (heartbeat monitor, ACOG), stopping power, scrambler.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-11-16 at 16:28:20, Lownotes asked to smell your meep</span>
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-11-16 at 16:30:46, Lownotes asked to smell your meep</span>
Nov17 '09
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360: leapOFdeath
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This is my tune and you are singing it.
Nov17 '09
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I played Domination last night using the riot shield and the throwing knife and the perk which allows you to melee from twice the distance.
I was able to consistently waltz right up to the capture points taking fire from three or four guys as my team took them out. Occasionally, I'd have a stand off with one person, and when they went to reload I would stick them with the throwing knife and be able to go over to them and get it back.
I leveled a few times this way.
Nov17 '09
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You mother meeper. I played about 3 hours of Domination last night (day off), and I ran into a couple of people doing the exact same thing with riot shields. When meeting face to face with someone wielding a shield down a narrow area, it's virtually impossible to flank and kill them. I was fuming.
I played one deathmatch this week with an entire clan using shields, and they kicked our meep.
EDIT: You can get throwing knives back after killing someone with it?!
I'm hitting you up this week.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-11-17 at 16:32:21, dent asked to smell your meep</span>
Nov17 '09
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Lulz. I had so much fun.
Semtex kills riot shields dead. Flashbangs will make them drop it for a few seconds. If you are nimble enough, you can get just a few degrees off center of the shield and kill a turtle with melee. The killbox window is large enough that you'll think you can't get through, but you can.
Nov17 '09
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I feel remarkably left out. As a starving student I cannot afford such luxuries(monetarily or time wise). Maybe Ill get the PC version when it drops in price.
I cry.
Nov17 '09
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This is me, especially the time piece. Especially with L4D2 out last night. The sniper thing sounds pretty meeping meephole though.
Nov17 '09
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Probably the coolest thing in this game is the co-op missions (69 in all).
Two people, online, specific missions which range from one guy in a C-130 helping the other get to a location to a two man sniper team silently making their way to a target.
I played with a friend, and we were doing the whole, "Ok, I'll take the guy in the hat, you get the other one, on the count of three, one...two...drop 'em." It was meeping magical.
Nov17 '09
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There is a cost free alternative that will allow you to play out the single player campaign. It's 11GB and will take a while, but it has Steam ripped out and comes with the patches in the same DL. It's not a fast DL though.
I PM'd Smoke about an alternative source but that meeper isn't checking him's PM's. If there is a better DL available, Smoke would probably know about it.
Nov17 '09
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I used to play over LAN with my son like this in earlier COD's but this one doesn't include a LAN option. meeping meep.
Nov17 '09
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"Vas: Especially with L4D2 out last night."
I beat the first one about 4,000,000 times with my wife on split screen. I'll never sell this game. I downloaded the 360 demo and went through it all, while beating the meep out of everyone with a guitar. While the daytime map was aight, the new charging zombie character makes up for it ten-fold. Please tell me you have this on 360?
I would love to hug everyone at Valve, cheek to cheek.
Nov17 '09
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then could you beat them to death for making me wait for half life episode 3 for so long.
will try multiplayer mw2 tonight i think, though i'll miss not having the 360 headset i had for cod4 multiplayer
Nov18 '09
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Just played with Dent - what a madman, 45 kills one match. Tip o' the Hat, sir
Nov18 '09
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I enjoyed the meep out of that. We'll play again soon enough.
4 more players and we've got ourselves a mo' meepin' Linkswarm clan!
Nov18 '09
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PC. :<
Nov18 '09
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Installed MW2 this morning.
Vertex 3.0 not supported on your video card, meeper!
Bwnd.
Nov23 '09
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PSN: TAO_arcangel
Soon to be back on Xbox Live as well. Stay tuned for details.
My latest addiction has been throwing knife mastery in free for alls
Nov24 '09
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Once I got the M16, my kill/death ratio has improved to the point of ridiculousness.
I'm running with Bling (grenade launcher, holographic sights), Stopping Power and Commando (knife kill from twice the distance). Secondary is either the Raffica auto-pistol or the Javelin launcher. Raffica if I think I might run out of ammo, Javelin if I want to shoot down planes and choppers.
Killstreaks are 5 - Predator Missile (protip: pull trigger to speed it up), 7 - Harrier, 9 - Emergency Air Drop. I switched to the air drop because it often drops the C-130 or the Helicopter Gunner and gets me there in two less kills, plus the whole team benefits.
Another great thing about the air drop is I often save my Harrier until I get the drop and put the Harrier strike on top of a drop location in the middle of the map, which provides much lulz and kills.
Level is now 54.
I really want to party-up with Swarmers and smack meepes up.
Nov24 '09
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Yes, the M16A is insanely badd-meep accurate. I've already closed the 1000 kills out on this one, along with the Scar and M4.
I have bling (full metal jacket and red dot sights), Stopping Power and Scrambler. Although, with FMJ, I seem to switch the Stopping Power off for larger maps and run with Cold-Blooded. That's how I score so many kills in a match because I'm virtually invisible.
My killstreaks are set-up as 4 (care-package) - 7 (Harrier) and 11 (Chopper Gunner). Utilizing UAV for 3 kills is a waste, since other team members take care of that for you, plus dealing with counter-UAV make it pretty useless for long periods.
Also, level 54.
Yes, let's get a party goin'!
Nov24 '09
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Just got the PS3 version for my son. Do Spanky a big favor: If you see "Claymond" online, Tell him his dad sends his love.
...Then knife him in the head.
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Garden variety or throwing knife...? Either way I will keep mine eyes peeled and send him your love ;-) I`ve been stacking predator, harrier, and finally stealth bomber for much widespread air carnage and the occasional javelin to people hiding behind vehicles in estate.
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PS3 lvl20 CreepingAnomie
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I am stuck on Aces High II still :/
Nov30 '09
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Please stop being meepgots and get an Xbox 360 so I can kill all of you.
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but it's so pretty in 1080...... :(
Also, meepin' Lownotes... I need some pointers, here. I wanna start sniping, but I find that if I camp anywhere with good visibility, someone caps me, and if I keep moving, I can't hover somewhere long enough for people to cross my path. What am I doing wrong?
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I hit 66 this weekend.
The best advice I can offer in MW2 is...once you shoot, move.
Every time you shoot, chances are someone either saw it or saw it on the mini-map. If you are in a nice spot, switch to your secondary gun and watch the entrances for a bit before returning to the scope. If you are in the open, move to a new location.
Most people will try to exact revenge if you snipe them. They will watch the killcam and try to find you. Move and wait.
Every map has good sniping positions, but only a handful are "safe" sniping maps.
On Afghan: Inside the airplane, in the poppy field, against the buildings near the poppy field. Don't get on the cliff.
On Derail: In the windows of either building, among the trees
On Estate: In the building with the snowmobile
On Highrise: Climb to scaffolding and jump to the crane, use the crane to get to the upper floors or the top of the crane.
On Invasion: No safe places other than the castle and the buildings to the southeast.
On Karachi: Lots of good spots on rooftops, but you'd be better off with an assault rifle with a holographic sight or an ACOG.
On Quarry: Not a good place to snipe
On Rundown: Stick to the building in the south; you can jump from rooftop to rooftop and face north.
Scrapyard: The warehouses
Rundown: The building to the northeast and the shipping containers opposite it.
Terminal: Stick to an assault rifle
Underpass: Building to the northwest and its rooftops
Wasteland: Pretty much anywhere. You can get on the roof of the barn by jumping from the wall next to it.
If you want to camp and snipe, play hardcore. Otherwise, you need to wait until you have the claymore before you can hold a spot down.
Maps Diagrams
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-11-30 at 15:39:47, Lownotes asked to smell your meep</span>