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meep Duel

Best meep win. My entry:





Decider: Admin

  • Lefen
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Great idea.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-09-20 at 22:55:40, Lefen asked to smell your meep</span>

  • dent
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I win.

  • JohnLenin
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  • SexNinja
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We all win.

  • HOBO
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  • dagwood
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I still like Erica Campbell

HOBo-WTF? That's just wrong man!

  • HOBO
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dagwood: I still like Erica Campbell HOBo-WTF? That's just wrong man!

Sorry. won't happen again

  • dagwood
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Is there a limit to how many I can post? This is a thread I can fully support.

  • dagwood
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Is there a limit to how many I can post? This is a thread I can fully support/

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-09-20 at 23:24:39, dagwood asked to smell your meep</span>

Dagwood, I would be a sad Panda if you didn't figuratively blow your tittie pic load on this journal.

  • SexNinja
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banned for posting too many meep

  • dent
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  • DeJeR
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I'm with Dent. Great choices.

Lets tell a short story:

When I was in 6th grade, my closest friend was a girl with DD's (in 6th grade, they were huge). Those mammoth mammaries also happened to be the first I ever had the experience of fondling in person.

They scared the meep out of me

As a result, I permanently avoid large breasts. I find them gross and unappealing, saggy and unfit. Of all the girls I dated through high school, college and even in marrying my wife: all of them have been high A-cup to low B-cup. Except one girl:

Somewhere in the middle of college I decided that I must be missing out on something by not liking large breasts. So I decided to get my closest female friend in to bed: I would say that she was a small D-cup (it turns out she was on the large side of a C-cup, I checked the bra for my own research interests). She was a good enough friend that a night of screwing around wouldn't screw up the friendship; except I wasn't expecting something---her nipples were ticklish. And while I may not like large breasts, I do love breasts a lot; so I did what every luke-warm blooded male would do, I went for the titties. Well, she couldn't stop laughing due to tickle-nips, so I again lost all interest in large breasts. Long story short: it turns out she has harbored an 8 year secret crush on me, broke up with her ex for that reason, and I could no longer look at her in the face.

Moral of the story: Small titties look and feel better and are built for speed.

The end.

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DeJeR: Moral of the story: Small titties look and feel better and are built for speed.

Boy did YOU pick the wrong thread.

FULL meep AHEAD!

  • Gothmog
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DeJeR

It's okay, DeJeR, we won't let those scary meep get you.

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  • Lefen
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Since we're sharing meep stories -and I've probably told this one before- there was a girl back at university (whom I actually ended up shagging on a couple of different occasions, so there is a God, or there was) and she had these gorgeous little A cup meep; just a perfect handful. But I'll never forget: the absolute best thing about them was getting her back to my place that first time and discovering that both her nipples were pierced. Good times.

DeJeR: I'm with Dent. Great choices. Lets tell a short story: When I was in 6th grade, my closest friend was a girl with DD's (in 6th grade, they were huge). Those mammoth mammaries also happened to be the first I ever had the experience of fondling in person. They scared the meep out of me As a result, I permanently avoid large breasts. I find them gross and unappealing, saggy and unfit. Of all the girls I dated through high school, college and even in marrying my wife: all of them have been high A-cup to low B-cup. Except one girl: Somewhere in the middle of college I decided that I must be missing out on something by not liking large breasts. So I decided to get my closest female friend in to bed: I would say that she was a small D-cup (it turns out she was on the large side of a C-cup, I checked the bra for my own research interests). She was a good enough friend that a night of screwing around wouldn't screw up the friendship; except I wasn't expecting something---her nipples were ticklish. And while I may not like large breasts, I do love breasts a lot; so I did what every luke-warm blooded male would do, I went for the titties. Well, she couldn't stop laughing due to tickle-nips, so I again lost all interest in large breasts. Long story short: it turns out she has harbored an 8 year secret crush on me, broke up with her ex for that reason, and I could no longer look at her in the face. Moral of the story: Small titties look and feel better and are built for speed. The end.
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That is a sad, sad story.

  • wolfer
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Best meep win. My entry:
Good meep and hair on the kitty is good too. tired of the bald meep
  • dagwood
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  • dagwood
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MOAR!! I'm not good for much but I can win this thing. When does voting commence?

This my fave-

Someday I'll get to touch a Azn-

Silly meepgots, learn 2 meep.

Yes, this is Helen Mirren.

Yes, all bigposted like meep should be.

Love those meep meep

  • dagwood
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Molly wins!!

Sorry, wrong thread. Here you go.

This one's real old, like 70's. NOT my Mom.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-09-23 at 17:07:43, dagwood asked to smell your meep</span>

  • DrCube
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HOBO:

ahem

and... no titties but.. DAYAM

  • abathos
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[IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/2qdpwdj.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/2mzkvue.jpg[/IMG] (for Dagwood)

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-09-24 at 21:41:04, abathos asked to smell your meep</span>

  • dagwood
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The last two posts are hereby cited as FAILURES!! Use the Linkswarm image uploader, aka Fartpudding and try again meepgits.

It's real easy, y'all play along. Promising young'ns

  • dagwood
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This is a good'n.

  • dent
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Don't be trying to win this by using images I posted. You are now -meep.

  • dent
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Hi-res - advise you to clickee

  • dagwood
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dagwood: This is a good'n.

Sorry Dent should have given citation reference and credit where due,. Thought it was obvious.

These may be the best meep on the planet.

dagwood: These may be the best meep on the planet.

Yeah, but they're attached to Beverly D'Angelo's younger, durpy sister. I still wouldn't mind removing them with a string saw for my collection.

  • dagwood
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Clavis_Apocalypticae:
dagwood: These may be the best meep on the planet.

Yeah, but they're attached to Beverly D'Angelo's younger, durpy sister. I still wouldn't mind removing them with a string saw for my collection.

Please post pics of said collection.

  • dent
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Sorry Dent should have given citation reference and credit where due,. Thought it was obvious.

It probably was to a man not staring directly into meep owned and operated by a fire bush.

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  • flake
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Good thread.

  • JohnLenin
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I'm going to go ahead and remind people that this thread is about posting the best meep. Not just meep. Thank you.

  • dent
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To finish off, a fire-crotch for Dent,

and a bum.

  • Lefen
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dragonstaff: To finish off, a fire-crotch for Dent,

Delicious ginger. Nominate for winner.

  • dagwood
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  • flake
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JohnLenin: I'm going to go ahead and remind people that this thread is about posting the best meep. Not just meep. Thank you.

Sorry, I forgots. How are these?

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Grapeape- That is so old, you should be ashamed. If you're not serious then please don't play.

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