Local Police Blotter

Haha, white trash in yer 'hood!

Here's a local blotter that looks interesting. Unfortunately it's not local to me...

We do get some doozies though. I'll start throwin' em up here.

Here's a good one- On 2009-06-08 at 09:14:44, Wotak asked to smell your meep

^ Ok, not sure why only the first sentence is going up.

Second attempt:

Here's a good one-

Excuse me while I go meep myself.

Here's a good one: 1500 Bees On Her Bike Seat

That must be some sweet meep.

Also, HTML PROTIP for meeptards: ''quotation marks'' are required.

Wotak: Here's a good one: 1500 Bees On Her Bike Seat That must be some sweet meep. Also, HTML PROTIP for meeptards: ''quotation marks'' are required.

PROTIP #2: The "Edit" meepon keeps you from looking further retarded.

~

Good post idea.

This is the little town next to the little town i live in.

We refer to it as 'Hangover'

the eternal return

one of my favs

~

And by that i mean this:

'Hangover'.

Local meep Shoots His Own Car

meeping pig meeping brutalizes meeping ducklings

Local nut job accused of murdering his father representing himself.

Wingnut

Attempted Murder

"Deadliest Catch" mayor got robbed on the South Shore line.

This is making the rounds on national news outlets today...must be a slow news day.

The bridge is in the town where I went to high school. I've walked over it probably a 100 times or more in my life. It was built when I was in high school, I think. I haven't been to that park in several years...not since my oldest was about 2 years old.

She spent the night at a friend's house last night. They were going to go to the fireworks display at Hidden Lake. But at the last minute, they opted to go swimming at her friend's house instead.

I remind myself every single day that my family and I are lucky people.

I reminded myself twice today.

This one could have been a Darwin Award exploding propane huffer

middle_age_man: This one could have been a Darwin Award exploding propane huffer

"Just before 5:30 a.m. on Monday, two Regina Police Service officers on a routine patrol decided to check on a pickup truck parked off Sandra Schmirler Way near Rambler Park, police spokeswoman Elizabeth Popowich explained.

'It appeared it probably had been there for some time, so the officers went to investigate and try to rouse whoever was in the vehicle,-

^That sounds eerily like a story/keyboard cat vid I came across somewhere...

Shut the meep up

Trouble on the rez

"Hebron man accused of urinating in bed, battering his girlfriend

BOONE TOWNSHIP | A Hebron area man was arrested on battery and strangulation charges after he was accused of battering his girlfriend because she wanted him to clean up after himself once he urinated in their bed, Porter County police said.

Carl Cooper, 37, of 548 W. County Road 650 South, was arrested about 1:30 a.m. Thursday.

Cooper's girlfriend told police Cooper came home intoxicated and got into bed, but she asked him to move because he urinated in bed when intoxicated. She told police Cooper didn't move, and soon urinated on her and the bed. She stated she insisted Cooper clean up the mess, but instead he grabbed her by the neck and tried to push her into the urine spot."

Sauce

COP LOL

Man with name tattooed on back tried to convince police he was someone else

Wotak: COP LOL

the Marathon gas station at Interstate 94 and French Road

meep.. old stompin grounds.

magicchex:

Wotak: COP LOL

the Marathon gas station at Interstate 94 and French Road

meep.. old stompin grounds.

Cop with Mercedes? meep im in the wrong business.

More Detroit LOL

meep must really be hitting the rocks in the D

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-09-22 at 16:55:59, magicchex asked to smell your meep</span>

Mass. postal worker admits to stealing 30,000 DVDs

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (AP) -- A former postal service employee has pleaded guilty to stealing more than 30,000 DVDs that moved through a western Massachusetts post office.

Myles Weathers, formerly of Springfield, took DVDs that were mailed by Netflix to customers for a year beginning in January 2007.

Federal prosecutors say the movie rental company alerted Springfield post office officials that a suspiciously high number of DVDs were disappearing. As many as 100 movies a week were disappearing.

Weathers was arrested in February 2008 after investigators filmed him taking DVDs from packages and slipping them into his backpack.

He faces 10 months to 16 months in prison and restitution costs of about $38,000 at his Dec. 23 sentencing.

Weathers' attorney did not immediately return a call seeking comment Tuesday.

http://www.youtube.com/v/vFsnaCtt1bo&hl=en&fs=1&

dameep: STUPID meepING YOUTUBE EVERYONE'S SEEN A THOUSAND TIMES

This isn't the "meep The Po' leece" thread. It's the local dumb criminal thread.

Go post your YouTube meep in the "YouTube" thread, or start your own "meep All Pigs Forever in Their Uniformed meep" thread.

Local yokel threatens another 'Fort Hood'.

Here's the local paper's story. She's a 60 yo 'Tea Party' supporter that was unhappy with the local paper for not supporting her moronic right-wing/Glenn Beck ideals.

[url] http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2009/nov/23/lr-ex-lawyer-gets-7-year-sentence-us-court/[/url]

Lotta diversionary tactics goin on here.

Toe ripped off as repayment of drug debt

That reminds me I need to get a scanner. I had one a few years back and actually heard some chatter about pulling over a car that turned out to be my roommates. He got a DUI that night and lolz were had by all. My roommate was an meep so I didn't feel too bad about it.

Man with sword defends home from axe swinging intruder

Local crazy meep plans a crazy plea.

Evil meeping meep laughs at his murder victims wife in court.

OMG THIEVES STEAL FROZEN PIZZA AND EMPTY BEER BARRELS

Regina cabbie unknowingly drives man to rob gas station, captures suspect

School Bus Driver Busted For DUI ON THE JOB

Monica Conyers, the infamous meeperific "Shrek" meep, get's 37 months in prison for accepting bribes. Good riddance, you annoying meep stain.

Here's yesterday's story. I wish there was coverage of her ''outbursts'' in court. I'll bet they were a prime display of meepardly behavior.

_{On 2010-03-11 at 17:14:00, Wotak asked to smell your meep}