Local Police Blotter

Stupid meepers leave three year old at Ceasarland after a birthday party... then go back looking for him 36 hours later.

Unmeepingbelievable.

Dude finds out his brother-in-law is boning his wife.

Dude catches them meeping at a cheap motel.

Dude bashes the brother-in-law's skull right the meep in with a TV set.

Dude breaks meepwiefs arm in the melee.

Dude goes to jail.

Dude will probably get heavy jailtime, especially if the brother-in-law dies.

Sometimes there is no justice in the world.

(Yup, Liberty Township. Again. This happened about 4 miles from my home)

i like my police reports with a little philosophy on the side

Rapist Tries To Mow Down Accuser With His Car. Two years later. While out on bond.

Holy DUMASFUK, Batman.

Local meepgot busted ogling manmeep with his camphone.

meepstain rapist appeals for lighter sentence, get's 25 years tacked on instead.

Justice served. Twice.

Match.com facilitates roofied-up assrape. YAY internets.

The woman told police the man attempted a meep act on her once, but it was uncomfortable. She said man kept asking her to do it again, and she told him she would not ever try it again. [...] She told police she awoke Saturday with a bad headache and felt soreness from an act possibly being performed on her.

_{On 2010-04-01 at 14:02:42, Clavis_Apocalypticae asked to smell your meep}

This would make a cool category for link submissions, maybe.

Wotak: This would make a cool category for link submissions, maybe.

I liek.

He liked to beat off to kiddie porn in the woods.

ooooo, I just figured out how to delete a post!

NEAT ONE VAS.

/derail.

[url]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/plantation/fl-plantation-home-invasion-20100406,0,5531494.story [/url]

This happened in a very nice "safe" neighborhood close to where I went to high school. This is also exactly why I believe in shotguns for home defense.

Heather: ooooo, I just figured out how to delete a post! NEAT ONE VAS. /derail.

How to get out of Jury Duty the fun and easy way.

I'm posting this one for Senor Smoke. GIT YER GUNS!

DON'T TASE ME, BRO! (tase my sprog shield)

Paperboy shoplifts the meep.

Clavis_Apocalypticae: Paperboy shoplifts the meep.

He faces up to three years in jail if convicted of theft.
That's a long time to go without meep.

godevillivedog:

Clavis_Apocalypticae: Paperboy shoplifts the meep.

He faces up to three years in jail if convicted of theft.
That's a long time to go without meep.

Plenty of asspussy to go around, though.

Great meep o' fire

click the 'mystery in the sky' video link

ghostrider: Great meep o' fire click the 'mystery in the sky' video link

Nice. You should go hunting.

Big bux in spacerox.

sad news

Wotak: sad news

One less wrassling fan

Unmeepingbelievable. meep tortures four year old to death for pissing his pants.

^Ya'll got the death penalty up there?

They might have one now.

No, Michigan doesn't have an official death penalty but this man will never walk out of prison alive. The funny thing about Michigan prisons is, the prisoners believe in the death penalty for kid meepers and kid killers and it's quite efficiently run by them. The guards tend to accidentally not notice, which is an important component for ensuring the process can work as efficiently as it does.

No waiting on death row for years and wasting tax payer dollars. No appeal after appeal after appeal, wasting tax payer dollars. They snuff these meepers quickly and quietly and sometimes they even squeeze in a few meep-rapes before stabbing them a few hundred times in the neck, face and back of the head.

As meeped up and self segregated as prison is, killing kid meepers and kid killers is the one thing that brings all the inmates together as one big happy family to work together for the common good of humanity. God bless their dirty, little inmate souls, every one.

<blink>JESUS CANNOT SAVE YOU (OR YOUR MAILBOX)</blink>

"Despite adding a baby Jesus, man's mailbox damaged again WESTCHESTER TOWNSHIP | A Westchester Township man reported Sunday someone vandalized his mailbox, causing $70 damage. Michael Hasenfang, of Brummitt Road, told police there have been 15 incidents involving his mailbox being blown up, stolen or damaged during the past three years. He told police this past winter, a resin baby Jesus was placed inside the mailbox with a note that stated the statue was a peace offering for messing with his mailbox so much."

PAUL GIELEGHEM IS AN ANTI FREEDOM OF SPEECH NAZI meepSUCKER (allegedly)

This happened, literally on the same block I lived on last year before we moved.

Kid has a brilliant career ahead of him

MS-13 killing

They simply went a-hunting one night. They be the Posse Killing meep.

Local meepbag drives drunk, hits a dude and leaves him lying in the ditch overnight before leaving an anonymous tip the next day that there was a dude lying in a ditch. Guy dies. Local meepbag is arrested and charged. I hope they cut off his meep and throw away the leftover meat.

[url] http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=7436277 [/url]

Haha.

meeping pig shoots a 7 year old kid dead.

Ex-roommate suspected in torture case

This guy was dumped a a local hospital after being tortured and starved for at least six weeks.

Crazy meep nubs her some meep Jagger.

[url]http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2010/07/05/1204971/3-women-shot-at-fresno-homicide.html?storylink=mirelated [/url]

Idiots don't meep around here, they even shoot homicide victims family members. :/

Dude walks out of mall with a $20,000 diamond

[url] http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=143213&catid=339[/url]

Police fatally shoot 15-year-old boy after pursuit in southeast Bakersfield

Bakersfield Police Department: On 7/9/10, at about 9:20 p.m., partnered Bakersfield Police officers attempted to stop a 2001 Acura in the area of Cottonwood Road and Bradshaw Street for a vehicle code violation and suspicion the vehicle was an unreported stolen car. The driver of the Acura led the officers on a short pursuit into the neighborhood. During the pursuit, the officers could see the vehicle was occupied by at least two suspects, the driver and front seat passenger. The driver of the Acura ultimately drove south into the 1400 block of Windsor Street and stopped where the street dead ended into a sloped embankment. The officers and witnesses reported as the officers exited the patrol car to make contact with the suspects, the front seat passenger exited and ran, at which point the suspect vehicle began backing toward the officers, striking the police car. Both officers fired multiple times at the driver, incapacitating him. A third passenger, a 17 year old male, emerged from the back seat of the vehicle and was taken into custody. The 15 year old male driver was taken to Kern Medical Center where he was pronounced deceased. The 17 year old male passenger was arrested for conspiracy, auto theft, and participation in a criminal street gang. After an extensive search of the area, the front seat passenger was not located. He is described as a Black male, 25 years old, 5'9" to 6'0" tall, wearing a white tank type t-shirt. The Acura was determined to be stolen during a residential burglary on 6/5/10. The officers have been placed on routine administrative leave. The investigation is continuing. The coroner's office has identified the driver as 15-year-old Traveon John Avila of Bakersfield.

Another female teacher who meeps... [url]http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=7708432 [/url]

meepbox: Another female teacher who meeps... [url]http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=7708432 [/url]

middle_age_man: Ex-roommate suspected in torture case This guy was dumped a a local hospital after being tortured and starved for at least six weeks.

lol?

There was a kidnapping here. A piece of meep bulldog gang member took this little girl from her front yard, raped her and drove around town, the next morning this badass farmworker saw the truck fitting the description of the suspect and literally cut them off in traffic where the little girl escaped. A true hero. They had over 100 cops out looking for her and they all failed.

[url] http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/10/06/california.child.samaritan/index.html?iref=allsearch[/url]

meepbox: Another female teacher who meeps... [url]http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=7708432 [/url]

http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/ZtTmnXt1TUQ?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0

OH GOD, NOOOOOO...

ghostrider: OH GOD, NOOOOOO...

All their products are being relabeled as PRECOOKED.

This fire just saved thousands of lives.

LOL