Oprah Buys Country KFC
This meep is for real.
Check it out.
[url]http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahshow/20090430-tows-kfc-coupon-download[/url]
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-05-06 at 16:33:26, wolfer asked to smell your meep</span>
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
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Oh honey son
she just keepin it real
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Best place on the planet to eat if you like having the meeps.
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ooh child meep yes.
May07 '09
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Oprah is a hard-core philanthropist. She loves people, and people love chicken. People also love Oprah, who loves chicken as well.
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Chickens are incapable of emotion. That is why we eat them.
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I went and got my free oprah meal yesterday...it was pretty good. When I opened the door of the kfc to go in, it looked like someone had left the lights off, it was pretty dark in there. The line was pretty long and some folks were getting impatient for their free yard bird. One extra large lady stood at the cashier and called the corporate kfc number and simultaneously meeped at the phone and the store manager. 4 black army chicks started a coupon dance routine in line behind me... wanna be dave chepelle with the cursive GANGSTAR tattoo on his neck was doing his stand up routine in line. The mexican construction workers stood in the back looking like they were ready for a riot. The only other white person in there was a lady that looked like she escaped from her trailer and was trying to compete with the black ladies on who could be the most annoying and loudest meep in the place. All in all, was a fun time... I kept waiting for the riot to start, when I finally got my order there was about 30 people in line and more outside doing the am I going to wait for this meep dance. I still think Pollo Loco is better, but the free lunch was pretty good. Thanks oprah!
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But itsa grilled man. Is OK, no meep prollems.
Thanks. wolfer for the link, I'd a never known. Looking forward to redeeming. They oughta change the name. It ain't Kentucky Fried and KFC don't mean a thang.
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Oh meep, I thought it was for her own personal use. -Get me a bucket of chicken, flunky.
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El Pollo Loco will except the free KFC coupons on Mothers Day since KFC wont. So take yo mom to El Pollo Loco fo some grilld chickens.
El Pollo Loco and KFC are in old fashioned throwdown over free chicken. KFC customers have gone crazy over the company's recent free chicken coupons, but apparently the coupons won't be honored on Mother's Day. So El Pollo Loco has decided to honor KFC's coupons on Mother's Day for their customers -- whether you're a mother or not!
MMMM smells like chicken
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-05-08 at 06:55:31, wolfer asked to smell your meep</span>
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That is not Colonel Sanders.