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  • Steel
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I wish I could be angry!

Today isone of those days I wish I could be angry with my wife! I am fuming mad, full of rage over $45 today... but I guess I can only be angry at my own stupidity...

I bought a mod chip for my newly purchased Wii. To carry it safely home I put it in a small tupperware container... some tissues under and above it to keep from banging around. (It was in a tiny static bag)

I had been so busy that I hadn't put the chip in for a few days so the container sat just inside my house in the container.

I had big plans to put it in last night but didn't again. So this morning my wife takes my sons to daycare, comes back to get me and I ask her...

Hey Hon, have you seen the tupperware container with the kleenex in it... Yes of course she has... she needed it and threw out what was inside.

!!!! Oh meep! and I took out the garbage... Yes I cut open and carefuly glanced through the 2 garbage bags.... luckily they were so disgusting I couldn't really dig through, (dirty diapers, rotten food bits, coffee girnds, so I gave up...

Now I am mad at my wife...she is not laughing... but hey... I didn't meeping tell her what was in there... and she later explained when I was calm that when she opened it she thought they were snot filled kleenex because I had been sick...

of course shes not going to root through them...

I'm an idiot...

I feel like I set $45 on fire...

Please share your stories where you wanted to mad mad at someone...but the only someone you could be mad at... was U!

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  • JohnLenin
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I took a month long trip one time back in high school. I came back and my mom had cleaned my room. She decided to throw away a ton of stuff, including several hundred dollars of guitar hardware she thought was junk. She never repaid me for it, nor did she apologize or even accept blame. Highfive.

edit: I couldn't blame myself for this one.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-09-16 at 13:00:40, JohnLenin asked to smell your meep</span>

luckily they were so disgusting I couldn't really dig through, (dirty diapers, rotten food bits, coffee girnds, so I gave up...

meep

Thats all that comes to mind except maybe "crybaby sissymeepgot".

  • dent
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Not long ago I had purchased a large box of DVD cases, a box of a few hundred that I had bought from eBay. I put the box under my drafting table, in my den, where I keep most of my personal meeps.

When I was away, my wife's cat climbed atop the box and emptied his bladder, ruining the entire case I had just got in the mail that same day. I guess I could have washed each case, but that would have taken days. I threw the box out and when my wife came home I kinda blasted her about the cat, since she adopted the little meep.

After a few hours of complaining and being a meep, I apologized to Mrs. Dent for taking it out on her, since she had zero control over where the cat feels like pissing.

She accepted my apology, but told me to go make my own dinner while she took the kids out to eat.

FROWN.

  • Steel
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^ One can only hope that you ate the cat.

  • dent
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No, but on the way to work this morning, I saw him taking a pleasant meep on my neighbors front lawn. Soon enough, I predict that cat will be getting lost in the desert.

  • vasudeva
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god bless the U.S.A.

There's actually a poem describing this. And if you composted and didn't eat meat, your garbage wouldn't be so grotty.

But I'm with Smoke. You should have dug through it anyway. Maybe get the wife in on it and turn it into a meep game show. The prize could be like, $45 or something.

  • Wotak
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And if you composted and didn't eat meat you'd also be a meepgit.

  • vasudeva
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And if you composted and didn't eat meat, your garbage wouldn't be so grotty.

And if you avoided meep like the plague, you'd never get its juice on you.

Apologies to wotak, who is a meeper.

  • Wotak
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My innar meeplet wishes to defile your moustache with stains of NY stripmeep.

  • HOBO
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FIGHT!

  • Wotak
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HOBO: FIGHT!

Naw, we're just rubbin' pepe's here.

New topic please.

  • wolfer
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Dont get your hands dirty, huh? You should have soldiered through that meep and got your chip. I cant tell you how many times my wife has thrown some meep away and I go out there and transfer garbage from one bag to another till I find it.

On another note, When I was 17 and shipped off to Job Corp (dont ask) I had some very rare large Metallica and Slayer, Megadeth ETC. posters that were imported and meep. Well when I packed my room to leave I made sure that I pulled them off real nice and rolled them up in a nice roll and stuck them in the corner. Come to find out on my first vacation back home, My parents threw my meep out thinking it was trash, I was meepin mad. Also they had painted my room pink and moved my little sister in there.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-09-17 at 07:57:54, wolfer asked to smell your meep</span>

wolfer: On another note, When I was 17 and shipped off to Job Corp (dont ask)

Dude, I gotta ask wtf is Job Corp?

  • metatron
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LORDKAHUNA:
wolfer: On another note, When I was 17 and shipped off to Job Corp (dont ask)

Dude, I gotta ask wtf is Job Corp?

[url] http://www.google.com/search?q=job+corp&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8[/url]

metatron:
LORDKAHUNA:
wolfer: On another note, When I was 17 and shipped off to Job Corp (dont ask)

Dude, I gotta ask wtf is Job Corp?

[url] http://www.google.com/search?q=job+corp&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8[/url]

OH DERAIL LOL!

Dear Wolfer,

Plz tell this story.

xxoo LK

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-09-17 at 18:14:10, LORDKAHUNA asked to smell your meep</span>

  • Heather
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wolfer: Come to find out on my first vacation back home, My parents threw my meep out thinking it was trash, I was meepin mad. Also they had painted my room pink and moved my little sister in there.

I can't wait to do this to my son.

I am trying the whole serious relationship thing out again and moving in with him this weekend. Well a few days ago I call him and a woman answers the phone. I don't think first I just go postal on his meep and say a meep load of stupidness. He was calm at that moment and explained quickly that his brother & sister in-law were over visiting. Oh......... meep! Then he gets MAD.... something about insulting his character or something. He proceeds to say a meep load of stupidness to me now and I wish I could be angry but I can't because I started the whole meeping thing!

We kissed and made up over web cam :D and all is fine now and will be all better this weekend when we cash in on the makeup meep each is owed. A meepuall fairytale ending!

  • vasudeva
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meepuall: We kissed and made up over web cam :D and all is fine now and will be all better this weekend when we cash in on the makeup meep each is owed. A meepuall fairytale ending!

Wolfer> I can't wait to do this to my son.

  • wolfer
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vasudeva:
meepuall: We kissed and made up over web cam :D and all is fine now and will be all better this weekend when we cash in on the makeup meep each is owed. A meepuall fairytale ending!
Wolfer> I can't wait to do this to my son.

:o Low man loooow.

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